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Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



I gotta say, "my rear end is bleeding" seems like a good safe word to me

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkrJB7Q0X3Q&t=343s

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


woozy pawsies posted:

my rear end bled a lot for like 2 years.

Were you on steroids?

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

vaginal facsimile posted:

Can you get rear end disease if a bunch of gay men come in your rear end hole?

I'll let you know if I get rear end disease. It's almost Christmas.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
IMO its no big deal

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/gokhantherebel/status/943989151799508992

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
wrong thread!

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

Bundt Cake posted:

IMO its no big deal

That's my asses nickname.

Edit for clarity: it's nickname is big deal

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

The UFC is giving a small raise to fighters in the bottom tier of the Reebok deal. Currently fighters with 5 or fewer fights get $2,500. In 2018, fighters with 3 or fewer fights will get $3,500, and those with 4 or 5 will get $5,000.

http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/21849412/ufc-provides-new-guidelines-promotional-responsibilities-outfitting-policy

mewse
May 2, 2006

Rigel posted:

The UFC is giving a small raise to fighters in the bottom tier of the Reebok deal. Currently fighters with 5 or fewer fights get $2,500. In 2018, fighters with 3 or fewer fights will get $3,500, and those with 4 or 5 will get $5,000.

http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/21849412/ufc-provides-new-guidelines-promotional-responsibilities-outfitting-policy

Babe it's time to break out the red panties, we might cross the poverty line this year!!

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Bluedeanie posted:

I gotta say, "my rear end is bleeding" seems like a good safe word to me

This. This is correct information.

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive

Rigel posted:

The UFC is giving a small raise to fighters in the bottom tier of the Reebok deal. Currently fighters with 5 or fewer fights get $2,500. In 2018, fighters with 3 or fewer fights will get $3,500, and those with 4 or 5 will get $5,000.

http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/21849412/ufc-provides-new-guidelines-promotional-responsibilities-outfitting-policy

Oh we goin sizzler my man

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Rigel posted:

The UFC is giving a small raise to fighters in the bottom tier of the Reebok deal. Currently fighters with 5 or fewer fights get $2,500. In 2018, fighters with 3 or fewer fights will get $3,500, and those with 4 or 5 will get $5,000.

http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/21849412/ufc-provides-new-guidelines-promotional-responsibilities-outfitting-policy

Jesus

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012

hahahaha

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Rigel posted:

The UFC is giving a small raise to fighters in the bottom tier of the Reebok deal. Currently fighters with 5 or fewer fights get $2,500. In 2018, fighters with 3 or fewer fights will get $3,500, and those with 4 or 5 will get $5,000.

http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/21849412/ufc-provides-new-guidelines-promotional-responsibilities-outfitting-policy

Good and also gently caress the UFC and Reebok.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/francis_ngannou/status/944310105188679680

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

Haha

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
He's a fire fighter, so I'll represent myself as the fire fighters natural enemy: ghost made out of weed.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Weed: the spirit molecule

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8Z_FMVbJqI

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013



ngannou is extremely good

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

i had one moment of fear when i thought elliot marshall was fighting again

mewse
May 2, 2006

Stay Safe Weed Ghost

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Esther Lin got to have breakfast with one of our boyfriends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j-1CsOdJVI

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
i often imagine life happily married to either esther Lin or Carlos Condit

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/12/24/16802256/how-everything-changed-for-michael-chandler-in-just-six-minutes

This is also really sweet

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.instagram.com/p/BdFxNB3j-Uw/

thats cool

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

That was very thoughtful of Tyron.

Also, Sexy Carlos saying "wheeze the juice" in 2017 is somehow endearing coming from him.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013



Tyron Woodley owns?????

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Josuke Higashikata posted:

Tyron Woodley owns?????

He’s always seemed pretty cool in any venue that doesn’t involve watching him fight or him talking about people not watching him fight.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Josuke Higashikata posted:

Tyron Woodley owns?????

I am glad people finally understand this truth

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Lineker is out of 219.

Best-case scenario we get to see Jimmie Rivera beat the bajesus out of some poor late replacement.

TheTofuShop
Aug 28, 2009

has there been any news on Khabibs weight cut, or are we safe to assume he'll miss weight again?

I feel like it was a week and a half ago that I heard Helwani or someone say he was at 185+ still.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

CommonShore posted:

Lineker is out of 219.

Best-case scenario we get to see Jimmie Rivera beat the bajesus out of some poor late replacement.

:negative:

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



TheTofuShop posted:

has there been any news on Khabibs weight cut, or are we safe to assume he'll miss weight again?

I feel like it was a week and a half ago that I heard Helwani or someone say he was at 185+ still.

It was funny hearing Izzy Martinez on Submission Radio recently saying that Khabib never actually missed weight last time, that he was totally on track to make weight but his body shut down.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

FishBowlRobot posted:

It was funny hearing Izzy Martinez on Submission Radio recently saying that Khabib never actually missed weight last time, that he was totally on track to make weight but his body shut down.

Fuckin' :lol:

This is the best type of excuse

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Doctors wouldn't let me die. Better than losing cause you wife ugly.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

FishBowlRobot posted:

It was funny hearing Izzy Martinez on Submission Radio recently saying that Khabib never actually missed weight last time, that he was totally on track to make weight but his body shut down.

Anthony Johnson was only three pounds from making weight against Vitor when he stopped being able to feel his legs and the doctor made him start drinking water so he wouldn’t die, so he blamed the doctor for making him miss weight by 12 pounds.

Also everything Woodley does outside of complaining about how he deserves to be a star is cool. I like his fights when he knocks out people I don’t like.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
In the countdown Khabib says he is 180 and it seems like it was filmed within the last couple of weeks.

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Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
khabib 23-2 v his body

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