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D_Smart posted:Just disregard it. It's unenforceable. It's beyond unenforceable - it's nonsensical. It states that they can be compensated for damages with no way out for the accused, and they also don't have to prove the damages, or the amount, to be due their compensation. What? Their own TOS proves beyond a reasonable doubt that Star Citizen is now not just a scam, but a semi-organized criminal enterprise. Learning your child is a Citizen taxxe: 
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Taco Duck posted:How do you even play this poo poo? You wake up in your wankpod/wankbunk, then you put on clothes from your closet, then you walk down a bunch of corridors, then you go to a bank of computers (Star Citizen) or a long meeting with Ser Davos (Squadron 42). Then you reserve your ship (Star Citizen) or have Mark Hamill tell you to get into your ship (Squadron 42). Then you get into your ship, unless it's upside down or unavailable (Star Citizen), then you fly endlessly to a place through a bunch of space dandruff. Then hopefully you land somewhere without crashing. Then you run down a bunch of corridors and maybe shoot some dudes or take some space cigars (Star Citizen) or stab some dudes with your space knife (Squadron 42). Another thing you can do in Star Citizen is fly endlessly through the space dandruff to planets with nothing on them, where you can zoom around on your hover bike unless it turns upside down or clips through the planet's surface. You can also shoot some dudes if there are any dudes to shoot, but there usually aren't. Sometimes you can pick up a box and play Space UPS to earn credits, if the box doesn't disappear before you get it to Space UPS store. Be sure to get a flashlight before you get into your ship because everything is as dark as gently caress. Also, you can wear different suits. There will be space tanks someday. And space real estate. And Chinese space turtles.
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Drunk Theory posted:Yah, not joking. If they were really crazy they could try and make something of it to make you miserable. As unfortunate as it might be, maybe you shouldn't stream any 3.0. "Developer of perpetually-delayed Star Citizen serves critical backer with lawsuit for playing the game" would be pretty amazing optics though. The true believers would eat it up, but nobody new would ever buy into the game (not that anyone really does at this point). Also: For what it's worth, I'd like to go on record that I appreciate what Mirificus does for the thread, but I definitely prefer Spectrum stuff straight from the tap above all else, and always scroll past tweets.
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Scruffpuff posted:It's beyond unenforceable - it's nonsensical. It states that they can be compensated for damages with no way out for the accused, and they also don't have to prove the damages or the amount do be due their compensation. What? Hoping CIG starts sending out letters with a stereotyped mafia standover guy accent. "Yeah we heard yous was uh... playin' our game on stream and it didn't look so good like. You know, Mister Roberts he don't like that. Wants it perfect. Yous make his game look not perfect and that tells me yous think he ain't perfect. Mister Roberts gets a bit... upset when peoples tell him he ain't perfect. Peoples sayin' things like that well... they don't end up lookin' too perfect themselves you know what I mean? But we can make this go away. Just give a little what-ya-call-it "injunction" to make Mister Roberts know that yous sorry and all. Yous seem like a nice kid, hate to have to come by and find someone went and thumb-faced ya, y'know?"
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TheLastRoboKy posted:Hoping CIG starts sending out letters with a stereotyped mafia standover guy accent. 
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(There are not supposed to be asteroids in this scene) (This is basically like if World of Warcraft hosed up so hard that a volcano spawned in the middle of Elwynn Forest.)
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Colostomy Bag posted:Reddit is a tad salty in regards to the performance of 3.0. You don't say
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quote:It mostly depends on what people are up to on your server. If they just do quiet cargo runs you'll be fine, but as soon as they start spawning NPCs there is no limit to how low your FPS can be. NPCs don't even seem to despawn, so that makes everything worse.
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Sarsapariller posted:It mostly depends on what people are up to on your server. If they just do quiet cargo runs you'll be fine, but as soon as they start spawning NPCs there is no limit to how low your FPS can be. NPCs don't even seem to despawn, so that makes everything worse. Looks like I have my marching orders.
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Hello friends Is Chris Roberts going to release this game?
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Remember when goons found out that a korean clip art company designed Big Benny and CIG's team of 300+ artists weren't up to the simple task lol
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I like the dude in the "Production Schedule Report"s op going "Well they only have 30 bugs and if they are releasing it on live that means that the blockers were fixed  "Yo fucker, it means that they rushed it out of the shithole to meet a deadline, this thing is completely broken
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quote:Delaross new user/low karma 21 points 3 hours ago
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quote:PappaRez 49 points 7 hours ago I think the Star Citizen Anti-Defamation League must be on holiday break because salt levels are off the charts. quote:cvc75 2 points 2 hours ago I know the thread is in the post-anniversary stream refractory period, but people should be jumping on this- there are some eyes opening in the sub tonight. Or maybe all of you poor bastards are actually trying to play 3.0 for the first time? Bless your hearts.
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Sarsapariller posted:quote: Or do you think said CIG staff will revolt, forcing the latest 3.0 update to be pulled?
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So it looks like the first quarterly patch is only going to be optimization and bug fixes. So 3 months of this hunk of junk before "optimization" kicks in. Which in reality means that this wont be playable till the 2nd quarter. Which means you wont see any new content till december 2018.
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D_Smart posted:Just disregard it. It's unenforceable. Your legal team available if they try?
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Dusty Lens posted:the T posing model center right somehow looks even worse in motion. It's just being rotated. Amazing. I can't quite believe how bad this thing is
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nnnotime posted:Does this mean somebody at CIG, somewhere on the planet, is going to be working through Christmas on a patch? I don't understand why anybody works at CIG but they all seem to be pretty thoroughly browbeaten. I have no doubt a few will be working through the holidays.
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Sarsapariller posted:I don't understand why anybody works at CIG but they all seem to be pretty thoroughly browbeaten. I have no doubt a few will be working through the holidays. Is it normal to have all of your devs sitting side by side with no partitions or anything to use as personal space? It looks like a step down from cubicle farms, and would be terribly unproductive for me. Noisy, peripheral vision distractions, etc. Terrible. Really reminds me of galley slaves chained to the oars.
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Golli posted:Is it normal to have all of your devs sitting side by side with no partitions or anything to use as personal space? It looks like a step down from cubicle farms, and would be terribly unproductive for me. Noisy, peripheral vision distractions, etc. Terrible. Open Plan is pretty good for software dev cause dev tends to be a highly collaborative activity where people are working in clusters on certain projects. But yeah open plan is super standard for new companies now.
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Sarsapariller posted:NPC RUNNING IN PLACE
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Sarsapariller posted:I don't understand why anybody works at CIG but they all seem to be pretty thoroughly browbeaten. I have no doubt a few will be working through the holidays. at this point it seems to be almost all people new to the industry, who would have had a harder time getting senior-sounding positions at another company they must just be there building up their portfolios and resumes, I can't imagine anyone actively in touch with the code on this thing can believe its really going to go anywhere.
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SoftNum posted:Open Plan is pretty good for software dev cause dev tends to be a highly collaborative activity where people are working in clusters on certain projects. But yeah open plan is super standard for new companies now. Thanks - that makes sense. It's not for me, but if it works and everyone is used to it. Do companies like CIG have an internal IT staff who are dedicated to setting up and maintaining their networks, servers, workstations, etc? Making sure the security is up-to-date, creating standard builds for dev workstations, testing software updates (OS patches, etc) - or is it a collateral duty that someone does in their spare time? If it is based on company size, what is a typical inflection point size-wise that the overhead of such a staff is typically incurred?
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