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mrchinchin25 posted:1) all staff must now take holidays or unpaid leave for a few weeks loving with the chariots is the one sin backers do not forgive easily. They're going to come back to a giant pile of refund requests (If they come back at all, the first court date for the Crytek suit is in about two weeks IIRC)
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mrchinchin25 posted:The important thing I took from Christmas Roberts' post was not about performance but that they'd be on a Christmas break until mid jan. So don't any of you entitled cuntifilas start tearing up concern posts right now  A few weeks? Try months
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Ursine Catastrophe posted:
Holy poo poo this is going to be one hell of a trainwreck few months
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Ursine Catastrophe posted:
No, you're not very fluent in Robertseese. He said "March". Just like he said "before the end of the year" for 3.0. 3.1 release: March 2019 confirmed.
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Dec 25, 2017 12:34
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mrchinchin25 posted:Holy poo poo this is going to be one hell of a trainwreck few months the best part is they're aiming for march, which really means "july if you're lucky"
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Chris Roberts posted:Fill up a Caterpillar with cargo, blow it up over an Outpost on a moon and you can bring the clients and servers to their knees (as you've just added hundreds if not thousands of additional objects to simulate). Lets rewind and focus on this sentence. 'Crazy poo poo' in this game about flying ships in space is defined as 'filling a cargo ship with cargo, and having that ship be shot at'.
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Dec 25, 2017 12:49
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Bootcha posted:Let's try this again, Merry Christmas... I rubbed
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Dec 25, 2017 12:54
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Ursine Catastrophe posted:the best part is they're aiming for march, which really means "july if you're lucky" Hah yeah they're aiming for March... they're also aiming to do regular monthly updates (no chance) What a time to be alive!
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Dec 25, 2017 12:56
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They come in back to the offices mid january. They got a little over two months to bug fix and do whatever they can to try and fix the performance issues. That leaves very little time to actually add any content other than more ships for whales. So It'll take them till june/july to add the content that was originally schedule for 3.0 back into 3.0. So that leaves them 6 months to add mining into the game when it took them a full 2 years to go from video presentation of 3.0 to actual 3.0 release. e- Just loving imagine it. They are complaining about cargo ships breaking the game, imagine when mineral haulers get added to the game. Imagine when cruise liners need to be simulated into the game. Imagine when the cruise liner gets blown up as its arriving into port and the server has to simulate all those corpses Cao Ni Ma fucked around with this message at 12:59 on Dec 25, 2017 |
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Dec 25, 2017 12:57
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We are now firmly in the blameshifting phase. I wonder if Chris actually thinks 3.0 IS the Jesus Patch, and if so is it solely out of ego or because none of his workforce have dared show him the actual state of the project?
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Dec 25, 2017 13:05
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juggalo baby coffin posted:
you didnt have to use their real pictures and dox them.
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Cao Ni Ma posted:e- Just loving imagine it. They are complaining about cargo ships breaking the game, imagine when mineral haulers get added to the game. Imagine when cruise liners need to be simulated into the game. Imagine when the cruise liner gets blown up as its arriving into port and the server has to simulate all those corpses hell, imagine if 3.0 had the entire Stanton system like they originally planned.
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Dec 25, 2017 13:12
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ThePotatoMasher posted:Do they do this for non-concierge customers? I only have about 300 in but I'd love to get that back. How would one go about asking for a refund? I don't see an email address send in a support ticket
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Cao Ni Ma posted:They come in back to the offices mid january. They got a little over two months to bug fix and do whatever they can to try and fix the performance issues. That leaves very little time to actually add any content other than more ships for whales. Just a reminder on what 3.0 promised vs delivered: Added Walk anywhere on Seamless landings 1 Immersive landing pad and traffic control from NPCs 1 Day and night cycles 1 Barely qualifies Expand the Stanton System (two moons isn't much) 1 Cargo Transport (Couple missions, no actual profession) 1 Totally missing Basic mining 1 Trading 1 2 Piracy 1 Mercenary 1 Bounty hunting 1 2 Diverse NPC actions 1 Economy driven missions 1 Increased mission complexity 1 Search "patch", "3.1", "3.2", "3.3", or "4.0" on https://starcitizentracker.github.io/ for dreams not yet shattered.
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Dec 25, 2017 13:39
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So you can crash the servers by attempting to play the game.... Well, I'm afraid if you do that then you just aren't playing it right, which is to say, playing it according to Christ Roberts (pbuh) vision so frankly you don't deserve to play it., cuntiflud  Even if you forget about the terrible performance issues & technical debt that the project is in, there is no way a genuine 'sandbox' game is going to be created by someone with as blinkered a vision as Crobs. Merry Christmas to Goons, FUDDERS, cattes, doggoes, legal eagles and Smarticles, may the entertainment continue.
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Dec 25, 2017 13:39
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:Chris has made a rare appearance on his weird discord knock-off in order to provide the base with some fresh talking points for the new year. I knew croberts had balls. But I had no idea they were Platinum. I just read his latest. Wow. Not only is he blaming gamers for doing precisely the features he sold them, but also managed to blame *them* for the server issues. That poo poo is never getting fixed. I wrote already that they had reached zero barrier on what they could with the game and engine. The End ----------------
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D_Smart posted:I knew croberts had balls. But I had no idea they were Platinum. I just read his latest. Wow. Not only is he blaming gamers for doing precisely the features he sold them, but also managed to blame *them* for the server issues. It's not balls, it's a complete and utter lack of awareness. About the state of the game, about what he has sold backers, about the backers' expectations, about everything.
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Loxbourne posted:We are now firmly in the blameshifting phase. I wonder if Chris actually thinks 3.0 IS the Jesus Patch, and if so is it solely out of ego or because none of his workforce have dared show him the actual state of the project? Star Citizen cannot fail you. You can only fail Star Citizen. o'
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Dec 25, 2017 15:01
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I love Chris. I mean he shows you a graph that says that over half of the people playing are getting 15fps or less and he takes pride of the amount of people at less than 5fps.
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Dec 25, 2017 15:01
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I'm glad that attempting to do 3.0 damage control is prefaced by it being a generous holiday gift. One can only hope to be worthy of such a gift.
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Dec 25, 2017 15:06
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 That spectrum thread is great, backers detail just how broken the game is, Chris and Toni throwing nonsense words at them until they are appeased, backers then fawning over them for taking the time to do "work" on Christmas. Star Citizen is good.
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Dec 25, 2017 15:08
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Alchenar posted:Lets rewind and focus on this sentence. 'Crazy poo poo' in this game about flying ships in space is defined as 'filling a cargo ship with cargo, and having that ship be shot at'. And he is talking about just the Caterpillar. The Hull-E JPEG spec has 166 times the cargo capacity of a Caterpillar. The way the game functions now that ship is impossible. 166 times over. And cultists for years have had dreams of Hull-E convoys with escorts fighting off pirate attacks.
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:
I spent 15 mins in that thread. I didn't know what to expect. Then I realized that, for as much as we take this to be a joke, this - this - is a loving cult. Can you imagine what would happen if EA, Activision et al pulled this poo poo? ----------------
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Alchenar posted:Lets rewind and focus on this sentence. 'Crazy poo poo' in this game about flying ships in space is defined as 'filling a cargo ship with cargo, and having that ship be shot at'. It's also worth noting that in this case "crazy poo poo" is literally working as intended. For years the plan has been to blow up ships and manually scoop up physical boxes as the mechanisms for piracy. Have the backers demanded too much?????
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Dec 25, 2017 15:49
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Bootcha posted:Let's try this again, Merry Christmas... I missed your music/visual choices. Can't wait for more. 
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Dusty Lens posted:It's also worth noting that in this case "crazy poo poo" is literally working as intended. For years the plan has been to blow up ships and manually scoop up physical boxes as the mechanisms for piracy.
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Dec 25, 2017 16:09
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Crobberts and Tony Zurovac pull off damage control posts on spectrum over Christmas. How can this become any better?
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happy holidays thread I'm not sure how CIG can top this year's gently caress ups, but I'm anxiously awaiting them
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Combat Theory posted:Crobberts and Tony Zurovac pull off damage control posts on spectrum over Christmas. How can this become any better?
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Lol if you think that's actually the crobbler and not some faceless intern with a buzzword cheat sheet.
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History Comes Inside! posted:Lol if you think that's actually the crobbler and not some faceless intern with a buzzword cheat sheet. Crobblers is super defensive when it comes to his baby, no matter how mangled his mismanagement has made it (remember the Escapist article from 2 years back, where he felt it necessary to personally write a long letter to 'debunk' it in his mushmouth style and plaster it on the front page lmao). So in his case, I'd actually believe it still really is him!
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Dec 25, 2017 16:32
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Bootcha posted:Let's try this again, Merry Christmas...  When is this coming out?!
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Dec 25, 2017 16:39
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Two weeks.
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The Titanic posted:I’d love a great new Starflight, with the same general gameplay mechanics and a fresh skin of paint for this generation. while Star Citizen is exploding in the background. Very scenic.
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G0RF posted:Merry Christmas all ye gentlemen and lady folk. Thanks to all who participate and make this such essential, informative and hilarious reading day in and out! Holy poo poo
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Merry Chris-mess and happy new patch!
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kw0134 posted:So Crobbers is saying the players are doing weird things, like starting the game. To be fair he's not wrong
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