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So we're doing reruns from earlier in the thread, then?
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 07:34 |
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tactlessbastard posted:So we're doing reruns from earlier in the thread, then? Production budget all tapped out for this year. Big comeback mid-January, though.
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 07:35 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Production budget all tapped out for this year. Big comeback mid-January, though. No no no. Everyone will be lit and posting horribly stupid things for New Years. And hopefully for Chinese New Years a little later.
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 07:54 |
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That’s a beautifully deep cut.
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 07:54 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:Lifehack: Taste things before loading them down with salt to lessen your dependence upon salt. Your heart will thank you. Tasteful Dickpic posted:Listen. Screaming Idiot posted:If your heart walks without rhythm, it won't attract the heartworm. And when it comes to tasty spice alternatives, my weapon of choice is Mrs. Dash with a sprinkle of MSG.
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 10:30 |
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volcultsmer posted:This doggo starts the "find the ball" quest chain. Neddy Seagoon posted:It's just a fetch quest, it's not that great.
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 17:20 |
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veni veni veni posted:gently caress! Why?! That can't have even been an accident. Korgan posted:Don't leave your gun cocked Powered Descent posted:Not to worry, thats what the decocking lever is for. Funzo posted:Looks like that guy already used it.
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 19:51 |
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And that's why they call it ballistics
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 20:30 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:A Christmas tradition: What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? Dick Trauma posted:“PUT PAPERCLIP THROUGH URETHRA AND PUNCTURED THROUGH THE SHAFT OF PENIS”
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 20:36 |
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Breakfast All Day posted:one horse open slay
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 21:28 |
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Dick Trauma posted:“PUT PAPERCLIP THROUGH URETHRA AND PUNCTURED THROUGH THE SHAFT OF PENIS” A fresh idea, using paperclips, but I prefer the staples of the genre.
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 21:52 |
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SoldadoDeTone posted:My dad has alzheimers disease, and he asked me five times if I wanted a pair of shoes he was getting rid of. Each time I told him that my feet were too small and he'd ask me if my dick was that small, too.
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 22:01 |
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from the same discussion: Alaois posted:The blue-ringed octopus, despite its small size, carries enough venom to kill twenty-six adult humans within minutes. Their bites are tiny and often painless, with many victims not realizing they have been envenomated until respiratory depression and paralysis start to set in.[7] No blue-ringed octopus antivenom is available yet, making it one of the deadliest reef inhabitants in the ocean. Snowglobe of Doom posted:The blue-ringed octopus' bite causes paralysis which usually leads to death by suffocation because your diaphragm stops working and there's no antivenom so the only treatment is to keep doing CPR on the victim (even though they won't respond at all) until they can be transported to a hospital and put on a ventilator. later... Indecisive posted:poo poo being dead owns i guess, where do i sign up Sam Faust posted:
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 04:57 |
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:This reminded me of Little House on the Prairie where Albert, the adopted son, gets hooked on morphine and is dragged into the wilderness by Michael Landon's Pa Ingalls in a two-parter that ends with them praying and screaming in the rain. Can't recall if this is before or after he leaves a burning cigarette behind that ends up torching the blind school, which kills a series regular and a baby in the process. This was definitely after his pregnant romantic interest is revealed to have been raped, blamed by her father for tempting the rapist, then dying in Albert's arms when she falls off a ladder trying to escape her rapist though. Little House was a hosed up show. mind the walrus posted:Holy gently caress this is Little House on the Prairie? I always thought it was about like, a little girl in pigtails watching goats fart while she milked them then telling poppa.
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 19:26 |
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A Mac owner outs themselves.Sagebrush posted:It's true. The links in a quote that you can use to jump back to the original post. They don't work any more. At least on my computers. akadajet posted:There's a jquery "delegate" event handler set on page links that is blocking them from working. Arrhythmia posted:How on earth do I do this. Ignatius M. Meen posted:Firefox: Ctrl + Shift + K akadajet posted:That's a weird way to type cmd + option + i Ignatius M. Meen posted:yes you've told me you're vegan already
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 10:32 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:lol if you thinki have the mental capacity to remember all the women who've turned down sex with me, i use that space to remember pokemon stats and which gas stations have nice bathrooms
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 19:59 |
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food court bailiff posted:I had a severe allergic reaction last night and I was catching up on this thread as my bronchial tubes closed up and I was trying desperately not to die but then I read Samizdata's unending rant and the will to live fled my body like a freed bird. I am genuinely surprised I woke up this morning.
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 02:35 |
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Baronjutter posted:They did this on mythbusters. If your hand is slightly damp the extreme high heat flash boils the water and forms a protective vapour barrier around you hand. Proteus Jones posted:Yep! Called the Leidenfrost Effect. But for fucks sake don't wiggle your fingers when you do it. Just do it like most goons have sex. In. Out. Done. Trabant posted:Wiggling your fingers is exactly how most goons have sex.
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 07:59 |
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happyhippy posted:World of Warcraft
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 01:09 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:a curse upon america and its people Tax Inductions posted:don't sign your posts lol This is the only time I've laughed at this dumb joke
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 01:42 |
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Ponderous Saxon posted:What’s the scientifically established optimal cat:partner ratio in an open marriage? Blue Train posted:While it always seems that there will be unlimited pussy in an open marriage it rarely works out that way
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 18:09 |
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botany posted:Those slaves do deserve commendation. They were amazing people with a ton of talent. But you can’t discount the slave owners who were owning them and spearheading the plantations as well. Without them, those slaves wouldn’t have produced the goods that ran the american economy.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 20:27 |
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Does anyone have the quote that went on about somebody who coats his skin with a white substance and blood flows off his alabaster skin as he kills? Something, something.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 21:08 |
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Opal posted:Does anyone have the quote that went on about somebody who coats his skin with a white substance and blood flows off his alabaster skin as he kills? Something, something. I think that was Lincoln`s Wax and it was maybe white lithium grease. Phone posting or I'd do a search.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 22:01 |
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Oh yeah, that's the one. Couldn't find anything on SA or Google though.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 22:05 |
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That whole derail has been pretty great Ganson posted:I don't look to this happening any time soon. Musk is working on the problem directly now. Realism/Pragmatism is kinda my thing.
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# ? Dec 29, 2017 23:15 |
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Eox posted:That whole derail has been pretty great now, to me - and MAYBE i'm just reaching here - it sounds like (possibly) this poster believes that the jews are responsible for the decline of the human race note that i didn't actually click through to look at that thread, because it sounds like a bad time
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# ? Dec 30, 2017 01:01 |
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trapped mouse posted:now, to me - and MAYBE i'm just reaching here - it sounds like (possibly) this poster believes that the jews are responsible for the decline of the human race now, to me - and MAYBE i'm just reaching here - it sounds like (possibly) this poster is the sort to throw out accusations of anti-Semitism based on very little evidence note that i didn't actually click through to look at the post history, because it sounds like a bad time
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# ? Dec 30, 2017 01:27 |
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mind you i didn't look at the thread either so if it turns out this guy's actually antisemitic then lol
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# ? Dec 30, 2017 01:27 |
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i clicked through to the threadGanson posted:Admittedly I'm pretty left and eugenics is starting to look pretty good. I'm guessing not for the same reasons.
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# ? Dec 30, 2017 01:35 |
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reading grey threads is haram oh wait a second
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# ? Dec 30, 2017 03:03 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:mind you i didn't look at the thread either so if it turns out this guy's actually antisemitic then lol Price-is-right-horn.mp3
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# ? Dec 30, 2017 07:16 |
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:https://twitter.com/GraphicStrick/status/946392565032673280?ref_src=twcamp%5Eshare%7Ctwsrc%5Em5%7Ctwgr%5Eemail%7Ctwcon%5E7046%7Ctwterm%5E1 Goon Self-depreciation will never stop being entertaining to me.
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# ? Dec 30, 2017 07:50 |
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quote:In 2012 nothing extraordinary will happen. Your problems will not magically go away. School and work will not be any better or worse. Just because one digit of the year changes does not automatically mean you get a “fresh start” by doing nothing. But you know what? If you work hard and believe, you’ll get that fresh start. You just have to make it happen. YOU. Not the New Year. You are the only one with the power to change your world and solve your problems.
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# ? Dec 30, 2017 10:37 |
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moose face posted:Human centipede and chill
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# ? Dec 30, 2017 22:52 |
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Jikes posted:Guide to interacting with cops so far: OldTennisCourt posted:Sorry honey but your husband reached down to fix his pants and he was shot 50 times. Look officers have a rough job and oh gently caress officer please oh please in my mouth and all over my face officer please oh fuuuuuuck
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# ? Dec 31, 2017 06:08 |
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Oscar Wild posted:I just heard an old Mitch hedberg joke, "alcoholism is the only disease you get yelled at for having." Nonviolent J posted:what about deafness
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# ? Dec 31, 2017 08:09 |
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I remember years ago reading some goon's diatribe about his girlfriend and seeing a response like:quote:Shut up and finish your pussy, there's starving virgins in E/N Still cracks me up to this day. I've stolen & reworked that line into conversation plenty of times over the years. So thank you whoever wrote that, wherever you are
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# ? Dec 31, 2017 10:23 |
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Samuringa posted:What was that one fireworks event where the entire load blew in one second? Should make for some topical freud. Trig Discipline posted:Some quick googling tells me it's all of your dates.
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# ? Dec 31, 2017 20:01 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:We really should stop talking about Steven Universe otherwise we'll attract some SU fans to the thread and we don't want that I can't resist a good derail. Happy New year's motherfuckers!
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