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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I got stung by a yellowjacket yesterday and my finger grew 3 sizes that day.

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Writer Cath posted:

Watching the replay, it looks like Ambrose was holding his arm before Seth even landed.

His arm was already injured. They wrote the show to write Dean off.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

remember doug.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

VJeff posted:

Is that a real 9 months or a fake 9 months on Ambrose?

If it's a work they almost never give a specific number like that.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Oh man Renees reaction to what Joe just said there was good.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Some kind of... Christmas Creature!

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



i got a good laugh at joe going "dean's at home with those he loves the most" and then just pausing to look at renee

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

VJeff posted:

Is that a real 9 months or a fake 9 months on Ambrose?

Report I read a while back said closer to three months, so I imagine they're going for a Mania surprise.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Balls status: out

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Writer Cath posted:

These girls are just so green. And their totally disparate gimmicks do nothing to sell them as a cohesive team.

maybe if they had someone to do the talking for them, to highlight each performer's strengths while diverting attention from their inexperience, in turn removing some of the pressures of being obliged to learn as they go

...nah, that would just be stupid

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I'm genuinely upset by this, I didn't think it would be that serious. :(

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

SamuraiFoochs posted:

If it's a work they almost never give a specific number like that.

They gave a specific number for Strowman that was way over what it actually was to make it more of a :monocle: moment when he came back on schedule (which in kayfabe was several months early).

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

SatansOnion posted:

maybe if they had someone to do the talking for them, to highlight each performers' strengths while diverting attention from their inexperience, in turn removing some of the pressures of being obliged to learn as they go

...nah, that would just be stupid

You're right. They should be in Titus Worldwide.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Writer Cath posted:

Report I read a while back said closer to three months, so I imagine they're going for a Mania surprise.

Oh poo poo really? That's a little better then.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
They should bring that Raw song back and the Smackdown song should be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REuLlW2ktMg

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I'm genuinely upset by this, I didn't think it would be that serious. :(

They give a worked number that's like six months later than expected, so it's a way bigger surprise when they come back

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Can we get Joe as IC Champ going into Mania and Dean winning it off him in an awesome street fight please

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Can we get Joe as IC Champ going into Mania and Dean winning it off him in an awesome street fight please

prayin to Santa for this very outcome, brb

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Weird how Raw uses one set one week the another set the next.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Le Saboteur posted:

Weird how Raw uses one set one week the another set the next.

Might be the limitations of whatever arena they're at.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Heath's gonna win this!

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

SatansOnion posted:

prayin to Santa for this very outcome, brb

And I mean a genuine Mean Guy Match like Dean and Brock coulda had.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
rip heath slater

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
This is a great plan Rhyno.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I'm really happy about this

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I hope next week Rhyno has Heath fight Braun

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Push El Burrito posted:

Heath's gonna win this!

Whoa I can't believe I was wrong.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

heath slater is the strongest heart in the world

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
:siren: GORE :siren:

aww

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Legal question: could the crowd's "you got this" chant get them in trouble for encouraging Heath Slater's in-ring murder? :v:

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


DON'T YOU HAVE MAYOR STUFF TO DO

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Oh hey I literally forgot it was Monday.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
im very drunk and sleepy but i want you all to know i am watching alongside you when i am not sleeping

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
I was hoping for a Gore. :(

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

SatansOnion posted:

Legal question: could the crowd's "you got this" chant get them in trouble for encouraging Heath Slater's in-ring murder? :v:

It's "Heath's got kids"

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

SatansOnion posted:

Legal question: could the crowd's "you got this" chant get them in trouble for encouraging Heath Slater's in-ring murder? :v:

I'm pretty sure they were chanting "you've got kids"

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


shiksa posted:

I'm sitting next to a "chant the whole loving time" guy. rip me

Get a Naito chant going

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

SamuraiFoochs posted:

It's "Heath's got kids"

well, hell, I thought I heard "you've got this""Boo-urns"

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
The only thing, and I do mean the only thing that makes me feel okay about Dean being hurt is hopefully the time off does him good and also gives him a stronger crowd connection when he gets back.

This is literally the first time Dean has been hurt in 5 years in WWE working the schedule he does. Minor miracle, tbh.

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