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when anybody writes "Pay attention to what I'm about to say." i immediately tune them out because its probably a bad opinion
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FamDav posted:when anybody writes "Pay attention to what I'm about to say." nice try
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Dec 25, 2017 16:56
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Grassy Knowles posted:sounds like processor throttling to me im so sick of forced adolescence let my phones grow up at their own goddamn pace
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Dec 25, 2017 17:25
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Also, 9/11 was an inside job
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Dec 25, 2017 17:34
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can confirm my mother is v much enjoying her stebephone xmas present
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https://twitter.com/danluu/status/945041778121629697
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Dec 25, 2017 18:42
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weird how the lisp machine is dead last
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iOS already has a low-power mode. do your cpu throttling shenanigans then.
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yeah, just put your phone in low power mode so the battery doesn't pop
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so iphone users experiencing same thing that my nexus had when oreo was released
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actionjackson posted:so iphone users experiencing same thing that my nexus had when oreo was released you doubtfully experienced poorly explained battery life stability treatment
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Dec 25, 2017 23:20
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I have no idea what you just said but this poo poo is slow as gently caress
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he said your phone sucks but it's not because they were trying to make it work for longer on an aging battery
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oic thx it's a nexus 5x and there's delays on everything
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actionjackson posted:oic thx nexus 5 here  i have daily 30-60 second freezes, occasionally forcing me to restart the system
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JawnV6 posted:weird how the lisp machine is dead last lisp is the worlds slowest language
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the 70s were fuckin wild man like lisp is basically as completely illegible as brainfuck but it’s a legitimate language simply because it was invented in a time where computer people were like “yeah gently caress it why not”
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NEED MORE MILK posted:the 70s were fuckin wild man a time when people punched instructions into paper and fed them into the big metal box to get different punch cards out the past sucks
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:a time when people punched instructions into paper and fed them into the big metal box to get different punch cards out my grandma did that it was supposed to be the wave of the future
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didn't paul graham make all his money using lisp to make shopping cart software that he eventually sold to yahoo?
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illegible 1960s garbage: (let ((foo bar)) (lambda (butts) dongs)) legible modern code: (function(){let foo=bar return function(butts){dongs}})() ahh, progress
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people complaining about lisp syntax being illegible is the surest sign that you can ignore their opinions on these things. often they imagine unindented one-liner lisp, which makes any language hard to read (but lisp, granted, extra so without editor support, since the bracketing is so uniform) plenty of other things sort of wrong with lisp, but there really is no problem reading it with like 15 minutes practice
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Chris Knight posted:didn't paul graham make all his money using lisp to make shopping cart software that he eventually sold to yahoo? yep and they promptly re-wrote the package in something un-lispy
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Mr. Graham: I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Benjamin: Yes, sir. Mr. Graham: Are you listening? Benjamin: Yes, I am. Mr. Graham: Macros.
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u dont understand. lisp made his company UNBEATABLE. they could implement a new feature on their shopping cart page in like four hours instead of the five weeks it took their noob c++ competitors havent u read his blog here's a printed copy i carry in my car
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it begiiiins.... evidently analysts have decided that a premium price point might limit demand for a product, amazing.
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its also a subpar product
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all they need to do is start studding it with swarovski crystal and add hand-sewn leather accents and they can take over where vertu left off
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Dec 26, 2017 19:31
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great job tim, no one bought the 8 because they were waiting for the X, no one bought the X because it’s too expensive and shittier than the 8
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Dec 26, 2017 19:36
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tfw you osborne yourself with an inferior product
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creationist believer posted:great job tim, no one bought the 8 because they were waiting for the X, no one bought the X because it’s too expensive and shittier than the 8 I bought both and can confirm the 8 is just nicer to use, and the X is a bit more annoying to use, big screen is cool and all but I've entered my password more times with Face ID than I did in the past 5 years I had Touch ID still, I can't believe loving Samsung phones were literally exploding, banned in flights (specifically, by name) and people are buying them again
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Dec 26, 2017 20:02
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my coworker bought a galaxy phone because it came with a free hdtv
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infernal machines posted:it begiiiins.... this is good if ONLY that it makes them focus harder on whats worthwhile instead of pie in the sky poo poo like on the other hand someone was complaining that new iphones are just more of the same, but thats ok??? just make it less likely to smash the glass
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:I bought both and can confirm the 8 is just nicer to use, and the X is a bit more annoying to use, big screen is cool and all but I've entered my password more times with Face ID than I did in the past 5 years I had Touch ID Every time I’ve seen someone use Face ID it takes a few tries. Touch ID works great though.
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when face id doesn't work or, congratulations, your face is as gnarled and calloused as a day labourer's thumb
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i'd think that'd make their face more unique and easier to face id unless they look like the goonies guy and face id simply dont recognize that disfigured blob of flesh as a face
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(((lisp programmers)))
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infernal machines posted:when face id doesn't work or, congratulations, your face is as gnarled and calloused as a day labourer's thumb it ain't my bitch, that's apple's problem to solve
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brap posted:(((lisp programmers)))
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