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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Episode titles can be pretty bad.

Crocodile? Uh...what did that have to do with anything?
Hang the DJ? The chorus to a song about lack of variety on the radio. What does that have to do with anything. Swipe Life woulda been a better title.

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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

exmarx posted:

Yeah, I laughed at him showing her what was obviously an ISIS beheading. Arkangel was interesting because Sara actually was doing all the stuff parents are paranoid about (primary school kids watching porn and violence, underage sex, drug use), only it's implied she only went to those extremes because she had the chip in the first place.
The episode also plays with how subjective something as apparently cut and dry as video recording is – in some ways it's worse when Marie is only using the Arkangel occasionally, because she misses all the context (e.g. Sara being the one who pressured Trick into giving her drugs.


It wasn’t ISIS but Chechnens but back in 99 or so we could see all that. I had unfiltered unmonitored cable internet... I forget when we first got it but we had it when XP was released

And I turned out fine :smug:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Waltzing Along posted:

Episode titles can be pretty bad.

Crocodile? Uh...what did that have to do with anything?
Hang the DJ? The chorus to a song about lack of variety on the radio. What does that have to do with anything. Swipe Life woulda been a better title.

Crocodile - It's referencing crocodile tears, she was crying and sad about her actions, but it never stopped her.

Hang the DJ - AKA "gently caress the System" which is exactly what they did

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

21 Muns posted:

In the credits they explicitly state how old the children are in different periods, and I think it indicates that Trick is three years older.

Huh. I mean, I guess that makes sense, and you can see it visually even from the beginning. More and more, I get that helicopter parent empowered by technology is something to work with, and they did decently well, but a child who spent the first six years of her life experiencing a sanitized version of the world, and how it affected her adolescence, is the more interesting idea. It's there, and I'm glad it's mostly subtle in the second half, but it still feels like some extremely good seasoning used on some well done meat.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
"Crocodile tears" makes the most sense, but when I was trying to figure it out I came up with "something deadly lurking just below the surface" :frogbon:

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

WampaLord posted:

Crocodile - It's referencing crocodile tears, she was crying and sad about her actions, but it never stopped her.

Hang the DJ - AKA "gently caress the System" which is exactly what they did

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

exmarx posted:

"Crocodile tears" makes the most sense, but when I was trying to figure it out I came up with "something deadly lurking just below the surface" :frogbon:

I mean, the episode literally ends with an extreme close up of her crying

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

maskenfreiheit posted:

how old is the boyfriend in Archangel? Is it just a sophmore dating a senior or is this some dude who should be off at college not giving coke to 15 y/o s?

Maybe eighteen at most. He's also the young kid who shows Sara porn and liveleak when she tells him her filter's off.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Hmmm. This might be controversial, but in Crocodile the murder of the insurance lady is completely justified with her being an agent of the capitalist, fascist state and in fact revelling in being so by obviously lying to the poor murderer lady by telling her she needs to comply now for her own sake when actually it was to further her chances of claiming her bonus. The other murders. Not justified, in fact directly the moral of the story, don't have poo poo fascist capitalism because people will murder babies.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Hmmm. This might be controversial, but in Crocodile the murder of the insurance lady is completely justified with her being an agent of the capitalist, fascist state and in fact revelling in being so by obviously lying to the poor murderer lady by telling her she needs to comply now for her own sake when actually it was to further her chances of claiming her bonus. The other murders. Not justified, in fact directly the moral of the story, don't have poo poo fascist capitalism because people will murder babies.

Ironically if insurance adjuster was alive she could be tried for manslaughter in those cases since her reckless actions led to their deaths

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

lol at everyone saying the murder of the insurance adjuster is justified because yadda yadda fascist state, as if that doesn't describe most jobs that exist that right now, today, including current insurance adjustors. Blame the corporations and the CEOs, not the person just trying to do their job. You guys might as well say that the door to door electric power scam salespeople deserve to be murdered due to their alliance with deregulated capitalism. You may as well say that the Whole Foods check out people should be tarred and feathered or that Wal-Mart greeters deserve to be punched in the face.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

WampaLord posted:

Crocodile - It's referencing crocodile tears, she was crying and sad about her actions, but it never stopped her.

Hang the DJ - AKA "gently caress the System" which is exactly what they did

But crocodile tears means insincere tears. Hers were real. So the title doesn't work. Unless the person making the title didn't actually understand what crocodile tears means.

And Panic is not a gently caress the system song. And they didn't gently caress the system, either. The whole point of the simulation was to see what pairings would decide they wanted to be together enough to leave together. Hence 998/1000. They actually complied with the system. It was a dumb title that had nothing at all to do with the episode.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Waltzing Along posted:

But crocodile tears means insincere tears. Hers were real. So the title doesn't work. Unless the person making the title didn't actually understand what crocodile tears means.

Oh my god, really?

Yes, she's literally crying, but is she actually remorseful? Hence, crocodile tears

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocodile_tears

Waltzing Along posted:

And Panic is not a gently caress the system song. And they didn't gently caress the system, either. The whole point of the simulation was to see what pairings would decide they wanted to be together enough to leave together. Hence 998/1000. They actually complied with the system. It was a dumb title that had nothing at all to do with the episode.

The DJ is the "system" of music, picking out songs for people, much like how the system picked relationships for them. "Hang the DJ" = "gently caress the System"

Choosing to rebel against the system is what made the match so good, 998 of their simulations rebelled, did you even watch the episode?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

WampaLord posted:

Oh my god, really?

Yes, she's literally crying, but is she actually remorseful? Hence, crocodile tears

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocodile_tears

She's trying to protect her family. That was established from the beginning. Just one thing led to another. She didn't want to do any of it. So yes, she is sincerely sad about what has happened.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Waltzing Along posted:

She's trying to protect her family. That was established from the beginning. Just one thing led to another. She didn't want to do any of it. So yes, she is sincerely sad about what has happened.

She's sad she got caught, that's all.

Seriously, are you going to goon out this hard over what "crocodile tears" means? Just because she literally cried and was sad, it never stopped her from doing awful poo poo. HENCE, CROCODILE TEARS.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

WampaLord posted:

The DJ is the "system" of music, picking out songs for people, much like how the system picked relationships for them. "Hang the DJ" = "gently caress the System"

Choosing to rebel against the system is what made the match so good, 998 of their simulations rebelled, did you even watch the episode?

The system worked. They were both using an app and it worked. Did you watch the episode?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

WampaLord posted:

She's sad she got caught, that's all.

She was sad before that.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Waltzing Along posted:

The system worked. They were both using an app and it worked. Did you watch the episode?

OH MY GOD

I'm done, I have to walk away.

How are goons this bad at watching TV?

THE FAKE COUPLE REBELLED AGAINST THE SYSTEM. SO DID 997 OTHER FAKE COUPLES. HENCE, HANG THE DJ

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Professor Shark posted:

Re Metalhead:

Apparently they filmed but didn’t include/ planned to show a man operating the dog from his home. When the dog “goes to sleep” they planned on cutting to him doing domestic stuff, like reading to his kids. It’s obviously connected to drone warfare and the disconnect between violence and the drone operators, which is why they didn’t include it, but I think that sheds more light on the world the episode takes place in.

See that would have completely made the episode better in every way and would have been pertinent to all the drone strikes that go on every day. They probably thought the audience would assume that the drones were being operated by a human being but it really came across that they were just rogue robots, especially since the robot had mannerisms like it was an sentient animal. It also would have taken less of the onus of supporting the plot away from the running woman and made the drone operator the villain/main character. That's a real missed opportunity that would have turned Metalhead from the worst Black Mirror episode to one of the better ones.

Bicyclops posted:

So far, no one has defended the proprieter from from Black Museum, even if there are a bunch re: Callister that were "Wow, is it so bad that that a guy made a bunch of sentient copies of people and tortured them? Are they actually real? Makes you think, glad this episode engendered so much discussion, this so is so complex."

Let's see how long we can keep that up.

You'd need a lot of hoops to jump through to defend the owner of the Black Museum. They made him over the top evil by selling an obviously innocent black guy's soul to racist white men for torture. He also became really unpleasant in the second story of the episode with how he doomed that woman to an eternity in a bear, not to mention how he hosed up the guys entire family life by putting her in his head in the first place. I guess they could have went down the route of him being a good person and earnestly trying to help these people then becoming a dejected outcast scientist running a museum when everything failed, but it doesn't matter much since the ending went full revenge porn instead. Really the problem with Black Museum and the reason no one's defending Rolo is that the story just wasn't that dynamic. Pretty cut and dry that he's a total bastard and deserved karmic retribution.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Waltzing Along posted:

The system worked. They were both using an app and it worked. Did you watch the episode?

The system worked because they rebelled. Anyway the argument is moot because they picked the episode title out of a song called Panic which is about rebelling against current music genres. They rebelled against the system ergo yadda yadda yadda. FWIW I still think Crocodile isn't called Crocodile because she was crying crocodile tears tho.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Waltzing Along posted:

She was sad before that.

yup. it's england so she's shown remorse, she'll probably be out in a jiff or thrown into a "mental instituion" larger than my apartment with books, a tv, and a playstation ala Brevik.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

WampaLord posted:

OH MY GOD

I'm done, I have to walk away.

How are goons this bad at watching TV?

THE FAKE COUPLE REBELLED AGAINST THE SYSTEM. SO DID 997 OTHER FAKE COUPLES. HENCE, HANG THE DJ

They were simulations of two people using an app. Those people used the system. It worked. They didn't rebel against it. The system was successful. They were successful.
And the app system was that once people decided they wanted to be together, they would leave. THAT was the system. They didn't rebel, they followed.

But whatever, the song itself is not about loving the system. It's about how Morrissey felt the music played on the radio wasn't what he wanted to hear. It wasn't about how he was being prevented from listening to anything. Just that other people weren't listening to what he felt they should be listening to. Again, a title by someone who didn't really understand what they were referencing.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


maskenfreiheit posted:

It wasn’t ISIS but Chechnens but back in 99 or so we could see all that. I had unfiltered unmonitored cable internet... I forget when we first got it but we had it when XP was released

And I turned out fine :smug:

i dunno man i wish i had never seen checlear.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
so re crocodile

what if after she offed the kid she wanted to be killed? like "this stops here im not murdering a guinea pig too? she wouldn't be the first short haired women often value animals more than people

21 Muns
Dec 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
It occurs to me to wonder if perhaps the villain of Black Museum turned the woman into a monkey as, like, a racist thing, like he's trying to "ironically punish her" for having sex with a black man. The racist interpretation occurred to me shortly after I finished watching the episode and I figured it was awkward and unintentional, but it just occurred to me now that since the villain is almost certainly a massive racist anyway, the character might have done it on purpose.

Caesarian Sectarian
Oct 19, 2004

...

21 Muns posted:

It occurs to me to wonder if perhaps the villain of Black Museum turned the woman into a monkey as, like, a racist thing, like he's trying to "ironically punish her" for having sex with a black man. The racist interpretation occurred to me shortly after I finished watching the episode and I figured it was awkward and unintentional, but it just occurred to me now that since the villain is almost certainly a massive racist anyway, the character might have done it on purpose.

I don't think the villain was necessarily painted as a racist, but definitely an opportunist and wouldn't turn down money to let a racist get a little more pleasure out of his hologram torture game.

cosmically_cosmic
Dec 26, 2015
Finally finished Black Mueseum, and I thought it really wasn't that bad. The Middle story was actually really good. Though I'm a bit confused by the reveal at the very end, that the mother was riding shotgun in the girls mind like... What? I thought that got banned after the whole monkey woman fiasco? The mother was alive after the black museum opened, which was opened to try and make the guy money back after all his poo poo was made illegal right? So how could she get herself put in her daughters head? Doesn't her daughter know that it makes you go crazy? Isn't that like Arkangel x1000?

And I guess the implication at the end was that she was gonna rescue the lady in the monkey, what is she gonna do, find a body donor willing to let a stranger live in their brain? Or just move her into a slightly more advanced drone body or something?

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

21 Muns posted:

It occurs to me to wonder if perhaps the villain of Black Museum turned the woman into a monkey as, like, a racist thing, like he's trying to "ironically punish her" for having sex with a black man. The racist interpretation occurred to me shortly after I finished watching the episode and I figured it was awkward and unintentional, but it just occurred to me now that since the villain is almost certainly a massive racist anyway, the character might have done it on purpose.
I'd guess it was probably going to be a teddy bear, but they already had a teddy bear plot in a different episode, so they changed it.

I really like your reading, though.

21 Muns
Dec 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

cosmically_cosmic posted:

And I guess the implication at the end was that she was gonna rescue the lady in the monkey, what is she gonna do, find a body donor willing to let a stranger live in their brain? Or just move her into a slightly more advanced drone body or something?

I guess they've gotta make dogs somehow.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
It was really jarring when they threw British phrases into episodes that were clearly in the US. Like during Callister when they say "and so say all of us" instead of "which nobody can deny."

21 Muns
Dec 10, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
By the way, on the subject of Black Museum, the monkey really sounded like June Foray, which was another nice little Twilight Zone reference.

Supercar Gautier
Jun 10, 2006

Rolo Haynes may not have the same ideological mindset as his white-supremacist customers, but he's engaging in the exact same system of abuse, so that distinction isn't too important. Racist vs profiteer of racism, functionally the same thing IMO.

cosmically_cosmic posted:

And I guess the implication at the end was that she was gonna rescue the lady in the monkey, what is she gonna do, find a body donor willing to let a stranger live in their brain? Or just move her into a slightly more advanced drone body or something?[/spoiler]

If we follow the through-line of other BM technologies popping up in the episode, they could probably put her in a Be Right Back synthetic body.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

At the very least she can put her in a more interesting environment than a dark dinky horror show. Maybe reunite her with her child and make sure he gets the whole story this time around.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Doltos posted:


You'd need a lot of hoops to jump through to defend the owner of the Black Museum. They made him over the top evil by selling an obviously innocent black guy's soul to racist white men for torture. He also became really unpleasant in the second story of the episode with how he doomed that woman to an eternity in a bear, not to mention how he hosed up the guys entire family life by putting her in his head in the first place. I guess they could have went down the route of him being a good person and earnestly trying to help these people then becoming a dejected outcast scientist running a museum when everything failed, but it doesn't matter much since the ending went full revenge porn instead. Really the problem with Black Museum and the reason no one's defending Rolo is that the story just wasn't that dynamic. Pretty cut and dry that he's a total bastard and deserved karmic retribution.

That's true of John Hamm and the CTO of the USS Callister too, but it doesn't stop goons from doing it!

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

I think Hang the DJ might just be the most morally repugnant episode of the series in retrospect. If we accept that perfect digital copies of humans are equivalent to humans, Hang the DJ presents a world where every time you're thinking about banging someone you swipe on an app and a thousand perfect copies of you and the person you're thinking about banging are generated and then purged after living their own separate lives, potentially for years or even decades. At the press of a button you birth and abruptly end two thousand human lives.

Also why was the simulation saying that it had a 99.8% success rate and then 998 couples "rebelled" in the end? If a couple was incompatible, would the motivational speaking couple at the big party say they should all keep trying because the program has a whopping 3.2% success rate and then there are 32 couples over the wall at the end instead of 998? :thunk:

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

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Bicyclops posted:

That's true of John Hamm and the CTO of the USS Callister too, but it doesn't stop goons from doing it!

I defend Fatt Damon and his right to abuse his digital crew. I see no difference between what he did and what we all did to our Sims growing up.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Sims aren't sentient.

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

Bicyclops posted:

I wasn't expecting much from Black Museum because of how many people said it was the worst in the series, but I actually really liked it. Some of it was definitely a victory lap in the same way that White Christmas was. I wasn't a huge fan of the first story, although I guess it serves to introduce us to the proprietor. The second story was more interesting, but the "Monkey loves you!" stuff was definitely way too over-the-top. I sort of wish the Mom as a toy concept had been its own episode. The idea of a more sophisticated toy that carries a parents' consciousness but is discarded by a child as unwanted as they grow up is something that has legs.

I like the final story, though, as predictable as the twist is. Yes, it's cartoonish, but hell, so is the political landscape that it's slamming its flabby fists against. I feel like subtlety is almost wasted on talking about the kind of ugly, racist fascism we're experiencing right now, because every time you think "Well, this time, people will surely side with the victim - it's truly a cut and dry case," you're wrong. The white supremacists who are literally jacking off at his pain are one thing, but the guy who profits from them, at first through a crowd of followers, and then, through an ever dwindling crowd once the museum becomes political poison, it resonates, after watching the fall of someone like Milo Yiannopoulos.

It's definitely bombastic and big, almost in "WHOOOOOOO'S READY FOR SOME BLACK MIRROOOOOOOOR?!" way, but hell, they're entitled to a little White Christmas every two years.

It's not the worst in the series, not by a long shot. It's easily the worst of the season, but that seems to be season 4's gimmick - no highs as high as any other seasons (Hang the DJ is a better San Junipero but it uses an incredibly similar conceit as San Junipero with a slightly less interesting world as SJ, even allowing that the ending is way way better, so it's less overtly shocking or surprising or as welcome as SJ was last year. Beyond that I would argue that no episode this season is as good as the very best of BM - Shut Up and Dance, White Bear/Christmas, 15MM, etc. Conversely though, there's no lows as low as say Nosedive or Be Right Back, where it's really sort of boring and bad television that doesn't deliver on its premise. Like, I would argue that BM is easily the worst of the new season and that barely cracks the bottom ten.

But the problems with BM are pretty manifold: I don't care if the political landscape is as exaggerated as it is, bad writing is bad writing - and Nish's final monologue is some nails on a chalkboard level Charlie Brooker attempting to Make a Statement. That fuckin' virtue-signaling line? Atrocious. And, again, as I mentioned, the problem is there's no reason not to side with the victim - again, I honestly think the episode is so, so much better, and has so much more interesting things to say, if the dude actually killed the weather reporter. Then it boils down to a story about people having to confront their capacity to torture another for crimes against the public good, and that's a far more interesting story than what we got.

That problem is compounded by, as you mentioned, a story that is incredibly structurally similar to White Christmas, which is to me the absolute best BM ever. It attempts to use the same structure as White Christmas and the story just is nowhere near as good - it's not as compelling, the stories don't tie together anywhere near as well - the Doctor story, as far as I can tell, has no real impact on its end - and the payoff doesn't land.

NieR Occomata
Jan 18, 2009

Glory to Mankind.

Bicyclops posted:

That's true of John Hamm and the CTO of the USS Callister too, but it doesn't stop goons from doing it!

At least with the former his character was doing an unequivocally good thing (if for the wrong reasons) and got pretty hosed by circumstance and technicalities. I'm also going to argue that overall his punishment is wildly disproportionate to his worst crime, non-consensual voyeurism.

Defending the latter is pretty uh, fuckin' wild though.

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Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
Really enjoyed Callster

Arkangel had a great premise but I didn't care about any of the characters and it really didn't have a resolution

Nice to see a home that was not a multimillion dollar tech palace in the series

Edit: The main guy in Callister was giving me huge Phillip Seymour Hoffman in "Happiness" vibes at the beginning

Cat Hassler fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Dec 31, 2017

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