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Cartilage is great...broken down after like 10 hours in a stew or ham soup or something. You want crunch? Eat a goddamn vegetable. I don't have a pic but I ate my boss' horrifying "Dr. Pepper pulled pork" for the holiday break meal and it was the worst goddamn pulled pork I've ever personally experienced. It was watery, greasy, stringy and bland as hell, save for a disquieting aftertaste, all at once. Also her mac n cheese was so dry the only way to eat it was to fully submerge it into the chipotle chili I made. I hate holiday work meals so goddamn much. Can't we just pool some cash and buy something actually loving edible?
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 21:49 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 21:15 |
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Calling for pizza rules before you even taste the drat things is insanity and I refuse to live in such a brutal police state.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 21:51 |
Banana + Pineapple I'd try, at least, but what are the pink/red things? My first thought was flamin' hot cheetos but looking closer they're too uniform. Some kind of pasta? Licorice ropes? Sour candy straws? Ground meat left in the state that it comes out of the grinder? Is there something obvious I'm missing?
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 22:21 |
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I think it's ham
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 22:27 |
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afp/ff: i think it's ham
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 22:30 |
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If you order ham on pizza in australia thats what you get.Arivia posted:I never really understood why those would be such a threat to children but looking at those images my brain misfires and goes "just a taste? could be really good..." which is scary as gently caress.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 22:32 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:If you order ham on pizza in australia thats what you get. What the gently caress? I can’t tell if these people are for real.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 22:38 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:What the gently caress? I can’t tell if these people are for real. #3 is serious. Everyone else is joking. It's a great set of posts, for sure.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 22:44 |
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They're basically right for why kids and dementia patients keep trying to eat them(bright like fruit or candy, smells slightly nice), but there's still something broken in your brain if you're a mentally sound adult and still feel the urge to eat one.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 22:44 |
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I've had banana on pizza and yeah I would definitely rather go with the detergent.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 22:46 |
Still, my bet is less than 6 months before they take them off the market / significantly redesign them to look less like something invented in a candy lab
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 22:48 |
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Data Graham posted:Still, my bet is less than 6 months before they take them off the market / significantly redesign them to look less like something invented in a candy lab why would they, they've been on the market for nearly five goddamned years
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 22:53 |
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The articles I've read say they're starting to make them opaque so you don't see the colorful liquids inside, at least in the US/EU. But this is business we're talking about, so I'm assuming they're going to drag their heels on it until enough kids/demented old people die to make another uproar.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 22:53 |
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What's the most viciously anti-enticing color for food? I've heard blue but my mouth waters at day-glo blue raspberry candy. I can't think of any color the candy industry hasn't made sorta tasty. Maybe if you made it mottled-looking, like mold spores? But then the bleu cheese lovers might try snacking on one.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 22:54 |
Crocoswine posted:why would they, they've been on the market for nearly five goddamned years Yeah, but it’s going viral and I expect to see “people eating tide pods” stories on the news first half of January ^^ I say white is their best bet
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 22:56 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:If you order ham on pizza in australia thats what you get. I loving love posts like this.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 22:57 |
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In the UK they have had tv commercials for two years or so exclusively dedicated to telling people to always keep them away from children. Like a psa, but from and paid for by the manufacturers.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 22:59 |
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Randaconda posted:I think it's ham I hope it's pickled turnip like in donairs.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 23:07 |
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This isnt helping!
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 23:09 |
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it's like anti-freeze or aspirin or regular laundry detergent just keep them out of reach of dumb kids who want to eat poison
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 23:11 |
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Don’t forger to put curry powder on your banana pizza.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 23:19 |
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Picnic Princess posted:I hope it's pickled turnip like in donairs. Wait. That's not ham in donair? Goddamn Canada, you're already pouring Eagle brand on that poo poo. Pickled turnips to go with are just a dick move.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 23:21 |
Gonna go hit the halal cart and ask for ham
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 23:24 |
Wait minute, if there are things like bread bowl pizza and reverse pizza in bowls why don't we have a pizza soup inside a pizza bowl?
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 23:24 |
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RandomPauI posted:Wait minute, if there are things like bread bowl pizza and reverse pizza in bowls why don't we have a pizza soup inside a pizza bowl? We can, friend, since there's no rules in our glorious pizza utopia.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 23:26 |
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Data Graham posted:Gonna go hit the halal cart and ask for ham Oh my god I'm dumb.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 23:29 |
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someone needs to do a trip report on these pods.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 23:43 |
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I did one. Trip tldr: OHHHHHGODNOWHY ITSSOSALTY?!!
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 23:47 |
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fizzymercy posted:Wait. That's not ham in donair? Goddamn Canada, you're already pouring Eagle brand on that poo poo. Pickled turnips to go with are just a dick move. Aside from the meat you can get vegetables too. Pickled turnip is my favourite, its loving delicious as hell.
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# ? Jan 1, 2018 23:52 |
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Can't we just go back to licking our breath of the wild cartridges like civilized people?
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# ? Jan 2, 2018 00:27 |
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Brawnfire posted:What's the most viciously anti-enticing color for food? I've heard blue but my mouth waters at day-glo blue raspberry candy. Radioactive green or vom brown. poo poo brown, sadly, has been ruined by chocolate existing.
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# ? Jan 2, 2018 00:40 |
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Harvey Mantaco posted:Not a picture but I panicked because I saw a small spider on my hand and I have a major issue with them but it was squished and I looked closer and it was actually just a little chocolate smear from the dainty I just ate lol so silly so what the hell I went to lick it off my hand and it didn't totally come off so I looked closer and whoops actually yeah was spider. So, the spider is supposed to bite YOU not you bite the spider.
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# ? Jan 2, 2018 01:53 |
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KataraniSword posted:Radioactive green DEW PODS
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# ? Jan 2, 2018 02:46 |
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KataraniSword posted:poo poo brown, sadly, has been ruined by chocolate existing. i was thinking the same thing maybe just beige? or a warm opaque grey
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# ? Jan 2, 2018 02:51 |
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Data Graham posted:Meanwhile we're all like "It'S a TeXtUrE tHinG" spongebob.jpg i forgot if i mentioned it in this thread but i was banned by a food facebook group for posting seafood tom yum soup, because an anime yelled at how "it's textural issues you loving rear end in a top hat" and that it's ableist i guess
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# ? Jan 2, 2018 02:55 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:i forgot if i mentioned it in this thread but i was banned by a food facebook group for posting seafood tom yum soup, because an anime yelled at how "it's textural issues you loving rear end in a top hat" and that it's ableist i guess did you say it was bad or something?
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# ? Jan 2, 2018 03:17 |
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The Snoo posted:i was thinking the same thing Beige is butterscotch, yum yum yum! Warm opaque grey sounds like a bad hummus, lol Acid green I see all the time in Trolli products. Usually delicious ones. Not sure if that counts as radioactive. However, 80s/90s Nick slime/ninja turtle goo/ghostbusters ectoplasm theme of products has me inoculated against some pretty hosed-up greens. I momentarily thought highly-contrast black gritty chunks but then I remembered cookies and creme.
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# ? Jan 2, 2018 03:35 |
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naw it was a group where you post good food you like
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# ? Jan 2, 2018 03:35 |
Pretty much every not-found-in-nature bright primary color has been coopted by candy by this point. That's why I stand by white. It's sufficiently ambiguous and ubiquitous that we have to kick our brain in and think "milk... or chalk? Sugar .. or baking soda? Flour ... or soap/detergent/bleach powder?"
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# ? Jan 2, 2018 03:38 |
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Data Graham posted:Pretty much every not-found-in-nature bright primary color has been coopted by candy by this point. I loved white mystery airheads as a kid, mmm... still wonder what they were exactly. I don't believe anything anyone says. I don't believe my own mouth!
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