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A Also, I like how in the high-tech future people still use 4 digit locks that can be brute-forced with a child's toy in like 3 seconds.
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Grognan posted:Check to see if the gun is loaded After you leave, you duck into a secluded corner and check over your new gear: Everything about the pistol is a little odd. It's clearly not a production model, and the fit and finish is superb. It has a bore, but it's too small for conventional bullets. There's seemingly no external ammunition feed either. From the power circuitry and barrel heavy weight distribution you're guessing it may be some kind of EM weapon? The terminal is a standard hand terminal. A cursory systems check shows that it's already configured and hooked up to the wires, but unused beyond that. You slot the mystery chip into the terminal: it contains notes on AI research? It also has some incomplete maps and manifests of various SinDex facilities. The ID reads "Kal Hinton" and lists a SinDex citizen code along with relevant biometric data. It appears genuine. There Bias Two posted:A Brute force attacks can be countered with even more brute force. It's not uncommon for standard lockouts to be supplemented with more lethal measures. Rumor has it that some corp black division execs rig sensitive caches to explode violently on a single wrong attempt. Luckily you (and whoever messed with the safe) are not that paranoid. Have Blue fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Dec 22, 2017 |
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Have Blue posted:"At this point I know better than to ask. All I'm gonna say is that if any of this comes down on me I'll be in touch." How? You don't have my contact? Unless you want to go grab a cup of coffee? Have Blue posted:A) Head over What was Red Row again? I wanted to go to the Shard.
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Awkwardly ask her out, flee before she can answer
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 22:01 |
Outrail posted:Awkwardly ask her out, flee before she can answer The gooniest of responses.
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Outrail posted:Awkwardly ask her out, flee before she can answer Ask her if she needs us to carry her 3D fabricator across town.
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 22:36 |
There Bias Two posted:Ask her if she needs us to carry her 3D fabricator across town.
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Outrail posted:Awkwardly ask her out, flee before she can answer And don't forget to pull her pig-tails too! If she doesn't have hair pigtails, then pull her pigtail connectors! There Bias Two posted:Ask her if she needs us to carry her 3D fabricator across town. Is '3D Fabricator' code for something?
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CourValant posted:Is '3D Fabricator' code for something? https://www.somethingawful.com/great-goon-database/great-goon-best/3/
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Yikes. Thanks for the link!
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CourValant posted:Yikes. the next page of that compendium article has a seriously messed up tale of mental illness and violence so don't read further if you aren't prepared.
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Hexenritter posted:the next page of that compendium article has a seriously messed up tale of mental illness and violence so don't read further if you aren't prepared. Nope. Thanks for the warning; I don't need to read stuff like that this close to Christmas.
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# ? Dec 23, 2017 05:39 |
CourValant posted:Nope. Thanks for the warning; I don't need to read stuff like that this close to Christmas. Yeah goon stuff ranges from "heartwarmingly dumb" to "holy poo poo that makes me want to gouge out my face eyes" and unfortunately that particular collection of weird tales of goonery is not filtered by level of
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Whether you celebrate or not, Merry Christmas my fellow Wire'ers! ***** Edit ***** Except you Gates, Eff you in your Windows Holes!!! CourValant fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Dec 25, 2017 |
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Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays from NYC! (NuYork's more real more lame counterpart)
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 00:25 |
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Happy belated Saturnalia, everyone! How far north does NuYork go, while I'm not in NYC I might be in the NuYork Sprawl.
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I've been phone only the past few days. Update ETA next year (Jan 1. Happy new years!)
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Have Blue posted:A) Head over Outrail posted:Awkwardly ask her out, flee before she can answer "I-I'll be in touch too." you stutter, and then scuttle out the door into the night. ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqqsOWQXbIE Red Row is NuYork's premier market for metal and meat. Fed by slicer gangs and corp castoffs, the grey market chop-shops here provide the bulk of biomechanical replacements and enhancements for the sprawl. Competition for clientele is fierce, and each clinic has its own macabre display of engineering excellence: dismembered arms gesture and wave, detached legs run in endless circles or pump futilely in the air. One window even features an array of eyes that watch passerby. You twitch when they fix you in their gaze, but they quickly move on to someone else in the crowd. You've got enough cash to take your pick, though a few stand out: A) "Madison Evolved Engineering" They seem to specialize in limb cybernetics. As if they notice your attention lingering, the arms on display twitch to life and beckon you closer. B) "IOTA" The small clinic with the display of eyes. Most are synthetic, but some appear organic. poo poo, are they watching me again? C) "ExaGen Consolidated" No displays; just plain grey concrete, a simple sign, and a reinforced door. They must not need to advertise? D) Keep looking There's plenty more to choose from
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Have Blue posted:D) Keep looking Find a place that might be able to figure out what we are right now.
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# ? Jan 2, 2018 23:51 |
Changed below Hexenritter fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Jan 3, 2018 |
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CourValant posted:Find a place that might be able to figure out what we are right now. I'm not actually sure I remember why we came here.
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General answers I believe
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Hexenritter posted:General answers I believe Correct. Outside of a corp lab or major hospital, this is the most likely place to find someone who can identify your augs and figure out what's going on with them.
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 02:41 |
Changing my vote to C, that nondescript façade has me intrigued.
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 02:43 |
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Have Blue posted:"I-I'll be in touch too." you stutter, and then scuttle out the door into the night. Coward. I guess C. Might be better option to see what general theme the thread wants if we go the upgrade route. I think our set up is great, but we need more boom. Personally I want an arm that fires emp grenades or a leg mounted rocket launcher or a dick gun. Something classy.
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 02:44 |
Dick. Gun.
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C. I like mystery. Also this cyoa is really neat. I am a sucker for gifs.
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The gifs are indeed flashy.Outrail posted:Might be better option to see what general theme the thread wants if we go the upgrade route. I think our set up is great, but we need more boom. Personally I want an arm that fires emp grenades or a leg mounted rocket launcher or a dick gun. Something classy.
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C Hexenritter posted:Forehead. Dick. Gun. FTFY
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Ralith posted:The gifs are indeed flashy. Hexenritter posted:Dick. Gun.
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Grognan fucked around with this message at 05:47 on Jan 4, 2018 |
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Sex Machine! You know, I've always wondered how that gun works; I guess the answer is, it doesn't, as the cylinders don't align to the barrel?
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Also without it being hilariously unsafely hair-triggered, there's no way a cock flex could trip the sear.
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Hexenritter posted:Also without it being hilariously unsafely hair-triggered, there's no way a cock flex could trip the sear. Well, some 'flexes' are bigger than others.
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# ? Jan 5, 2018 00:38 |
Wow just wow I never thought you'd stoop that low, Canuckistani. I've seen you go from shy nugget to regular to throwing out dick insults at an OG. It's... It's beautiful
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Hexenritter posted:Wow just wow The circle is complete.
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CourValant posted:Sex Machine!
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