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And they should replace dom Cruz with the New York bad rear end phil baroni
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Bubba Smith posted:same personality but not as annoying, and he even looks the same. on an extremely surface level, but
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 21:06 |
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Wanderlei Silva for play by play, Mark Hunt for colour comm
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 21:55 |
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https://twitter.com/FlyinBrianJ/status/948664292877877248
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 22:53 |
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Just have an intern armed only with a Bas Rutten soundboard do all commentary and give the fight winners a 20 second long hot mic to say whatever they want before the mic is cut.
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 22:57 |
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quote:I’ve said this awhile now, it would not make a lot of sense for an individual, a UFC athlete who knew, especially a champion or contender like Jon Jones, who knew ‘Hey, I’m tested quite regularly in the program,’ would not make a lot of sense that (Turinabol) would be your drug of choice if you were intentionally trying to cheat. USADA did another test on Jon after his positive test and he was negative. Who knows where it plays out, but certainly on the surface of things, I have said, with that type of information out there, it wouldn’t indicate intentional use Bolded for emphasis. No poo poo it wouldn't make sense Novitzky, but this is Jon Jones we're talking about here.
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 22:59 |
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Isn’t Turinabol the last thing that would be in a dirty supplement, though? It seems to me, an idiot who knows less than willie d about steroids, that Jones was probably taking some NFL super stealth steroid cocktail that had Turinabol in it and so the only thing that came up in the test was trace amounts of Turinabol?
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 23:08 |
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threeagainstfour posted:jones thought it was just a regular centrum silver men's health but it turns out DC was switching them with steroids he bought in a planet fitness locker room or they mean he thought he was taking undetectable peds and this happened ClumsyThief fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Jan 3, 2018 |
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Fat Twitter Man posted:Isn’t Turinabol the last thing that would be in a dirty supplement, though? Why not, they'll put all kinds of poo poo in a supplement so that it "really works!!"
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 23:14 |
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mewse posted:Why not, they'll put all kinds of poo poo in a supplement so that it "really works!!" SOmebody explained why Turinabol wouldn’t be one of those things, I think on here. Something about it being expensive and having a lot of side effects?
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 23:15 |
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These kinds of things I don't want to know. Did our thread title at the time say that Jones was gonna piss hot and then he did?
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 23:18 |
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ClumsyThief posted:or they mean he thought he was taking undetectable peds and this happened Nah, I think it's a very favorable stance when he says stuff like: "Who knows where it plays out, but certainly on the surface of things, I have said, with that type of information out there, it wouldn’t indicate intentional use."
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 23:18 |
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Fat Twitter Man posted:Jones was probably taking some NFL super stealth steroid cocktail that had Turinabol in it and so the only thing that came up in the test was trace amounts of Turinabol? Lol the nfl tests twice a year on a schedule. You can just take steroids in the nfl.
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 23:23 |
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mewse posted:These kinds of things I don't want to know. UFC August: The Return of The King* Drug Tests Pending
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 23:26 |
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One of my best ones
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 23:27 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 23:30 |
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Hilarity started here.
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Play a Fuckin trumpet baby & everyone stand up cause the Kings about to enter da fuckin room
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# ? Jan 3, 2018 23:31 |
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Street Horrrsing posted:Lol the nfl tests twice a year on a schedule. You can just take steroids in the nfl. I knew that too, sheesh. I’m just repeating things I half-remember smarter people saying here a few months back.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 00:50 |
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Memento posted:Hilarity started here. I forgot that it came out the sample he failed was taken a week after he made his,"What will Cormier's excuse be this time?" tweet
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 01:00 |
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Street Horrrsing posted:Lol the nfl tests twice a year on a schedule. You can just take steroids in the nfl. Unless you're a punter or placekicker that lays out a runner. Then you get "randomly" sampled.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 01:06 |
Looking forwards to seeing which posters choose to formally apologize to both Jon and me and which posters choose to take the manditory ban for slandering the all time best fighter in history, as well as Jon Jones.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 01:07 |
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Street Horrrsing posted:Lol the nfl tests twice a year on a schedule. You can just take steroids in the nfl. My favorite part of that is when people get caught and also the hypocrisy that they turn a blind eye about steroids but god forbid you SMOKE THE WEED
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 01:13 |
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Memento posted:Bolded for emphasis. No poo poo it wouldn't make sense Novitzky, but this is Jon Jones we're talking about here. Speaking of Novitzky he is a guest on JRE/JREMMA on Thursday (maybe Wednesday idk, I'm in a whole different part of the world so schedules are weird to translate) so that'll be a good listen.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 01:36 |
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Unfunny Poster posted:Speaking of Novitzky he is a guest on JRE/JREMMA on Thursday (maybe Wednesday idk, I'm in a whole different part of the world so schedules are weird to translate) so that'll be a good listen. It was today
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 01:51 |
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thats just some dude giving his opinion
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 02:04 |
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JaySB posted:It was today Also it's what the quote was from in the story linked in that tweet. Also also, that tweet makes me caremad because it looks like Novitzky is saying Jones definitely didn't mean to take it, when what he actually said is that it doesn't make sense for Jones to have taken it. It also doesn't make sense for him to wrap his bentley-full-of-hookers around a telephone poll, nor does it make sense for him to perpetrate a hit and run accident on a pregnant woman while high. It's Jon Jones we're talking about, he's a fuckup of the most monumental proportions.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 02:05 |
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joe rogen: let me get this straight [looking super pensive and bald] Your saying ... light heavy weight - no, excuse me former lite heavy weight champion jon jones ......... didnt test positive on purpose
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 02:11 |
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I.N.R.I posted:looking super pensive and bald lol
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 02:15 |
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Allow me to exonerate Charles Manson posthumously. I mean, it just doesn't make sense for anyone to convince a group of impressionable young people to mercilessly slaughter celebrities. Like who the gently caress would even do that poo poo?
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 02:19 |
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The greatest heavyweight title fight of all time is this month and the thread title is somehow about a guy in a completely different sport
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 02:27 |
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Memento posted:lol Lol
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 02:29 |
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I.N.R.I posted:joe rogen: let me get this straight [looking super pensive and bald] Your saying ... light heavy weight - no, excuse me former lite heavy weight champion jon jones ......... didnt test positive on purpose Lol
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 02:31 |
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Gay Horney posted:The greatest heavyweight title fight of all time is this month and the thread title is somehow about a guy in a completely different sport Francis Nga, naga, Nagonnabethechamp
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 02:33 |
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I.N.R.I posted:......... didnt test positive on purpose Wouldn't have had to worry if he had used o-n-n-i-t
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 02:39 |
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Gay Horney posted:The greatest heavyweight title fight of all time is this month and the thread title is somehow about a guy in a completely different sport It's heavyweight, I didn't want to get anyone's hopes up.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 02:41 |
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Looking forward to Jon's dipshit management telling everyone he expects to be fighting soon then spending a million dollars on a marathon arbitration hearing that gets him both the maximum suspension as well as a written statement by the guys he just paid saying what a colossal dumbass he is
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 02:45 |
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Work Friend Keven posted:Looking forwards to seeing which posters choose to formally apologize to both Jon and me and which posters choose to take the manditory ban for slandering the all time best fighter in history, as well as Jon Jones. Nope
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 02:47 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:Looking forward to Jon's dipshit management telling everyone he expects to be fighting soon then spending a million dollars on a marathon arbitration hearing that gets him both the maximum suspension as well as a written statement by the guys he just paid saying what a colossal dumbass he is Maximum comedy option is that he gets life, goes to fight for ACB and then gets sued by the UFC because he's still under contract.
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# ? Jan 4, 2018 02:54 |
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Every leech around Jon Jones is going to wring every last dollar they can from him before he pointlessly goes to steroid jail and it sucks rear end
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