kensei posted:Nope I'm going to kill you bitch.
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Work Friend Keven posted:I'm going to kill you bitch. kensei posted:Nope
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Jan 4, 2018 03:08
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Fat Twitter Man posted:Isn’t Turinabol the last thing that would be in a dirty supplement, though? It seems to me, an idiot who knows less than willie d about steroids, that Jones was probably taking some NFL super stealth steroid cocktail that had Turinabol in it and so the only thing that came up in the test was trace amounts of Turinabol? When Jones popped for clomiphene or whatever, wasn’t it the same poo poo his brother popped for like the previous month?
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Jan 4, 2018 03:15
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The NFL has a program that is the definition of 'we want to look like we're doing something' and so there are probably idiots there that think they're on the super secret amazing poo poo, but are actually getting away with it because the league doesn't want to catch them and instead wants to pretend that people who are big and fast enough to use the carpool lane are a thing that can occur naturally. And Jones took his cheating advice from these people, unaware that USADA actuall tries to catch people.
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Jan 4, 2018 03:51
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JaySB posted:It was today Today is Thursday for me and I haven't had a chance to listen to it so whatever. You get my point.
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Jan 4, 2018 04:44
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Clomephine is pct. Which makes his second positive more damming but there's definitely the poo poo he popped for in supplements. I think the laughter over the steroid he popped for was that it was a lovely old one, not some new hotness. To be honest I find that Jon Jones was taking it as plausible as him being dumb enough to take some tainted creatine some dude in the gym gave him that he bought from China without thinking twice about it.
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Jan 4, 2018 07:15
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Daniel Cormier is going to retire this year anyway, so we need Jon Jones back regardless. Cause we're staring down the barrel of Gustafsson vs Shogun 2 for the vacant LHW belt.
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Jan 4, 2018 08:09
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Bubba Smith posted:Daniel Cormier is going to retire this year anyway, so we need Jon Jones back regardless. Cause we're staring down the barrel of Gustafsson vs Shogun 2 for the vacant LHW belt. I loved watching Shogun like 10 years ago but I get scared for him when I see him fight live now. It's like the retired Chuck Liddell on cocaine shadow boxing gif while he watches a UFC fight in the audience except not as cool
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Jan 4, 2018 08:31
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You do not find steroids naturally occurring in supplements lol. That poo poo makes no loving sense You might find rat bones or insect anuses, maybe even some traces of meth, but not steroids just layin around in jars of protein powder lol.
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Jan 4, 2018 14:47
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Fartbox posted:You do not find steroids naturally occurring in supplements lol. That poo poo makes no loving sense There are plenty of testosterone "boosting" substances that get pulled every year or so because they contain hidden ingredients and types of steroids. You're right it isn't naturally occurring, but it does happen.
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Jan 4, 2018 14:49
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Fartbox posted:You do not find steroids naturally occurring in supplements lol. That poo poo makes no loving sense You are very wrong very confidently. If you have an opportunity to put something that actually works and that is very cheap (in Mexico) into your wildly unregulated fitness powder (produced in Mexico) you'll find that a lot of people do.
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Jan 4, 2018 14:56
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Fartbox posted:You do not find steroids naturally occurring in supplements lol. That poo poo makes no loving sense lol You are wrong. There are two ways steroids can and do commonly end up in supplements. First of all, the manufacturer can be lazy and not clean the pill (or powder) machine when its time to switch over from steroids to supplements. This is often the argument for tainted supplements. The second way is shady manufacturers know that their customers want steroids but they can't be sold on the shelf if they are labelled as steroids, so they quietly put it in and let their customers figure out that their pill "works". Once they get a notice from some government agency to cut it out, they shut down manufacturing of that pill and start making another steroid pill or powder.
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Jan 4, 2018 15:00
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Every pre workout that was worth a poo poo 5 years ago contained some sort of meth and/or steroid...and it was glorious. Now they're just all caffeine powder with a bunch of fillers and trace amounts of poo poo that doesn't matter.
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Jan 4, 2018 15:34
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Matt Brown says he'd be willing to come out of semi-retirement for a throwdown with Condit. I'd be real nice to finally see those two sling even if they're both done at this point. https://www.mmafighting.com/2018/1/...rlos-condit-ufc
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Jan 4, 2018 16:16
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I'm sorry, I forget that American supplement industry isn't regulated lol Jesus your country is a mess
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Jan 4, 2018 16:17
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The other devious thing is some powder/pill companies would only put ‘the good stuff’ in one container out of every ten or so, to get consumers (generally bodybuilders) to buy more in the hunt for a batch that works. And also to try to fool random FDA checks.
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Jan 4, 2018 16:23
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Oh gosh I got East German steroids in my blood stream again. Oh jeez I'm always screwing up. And you know me when I get embarrassed I start sweating and then my glasses get foggy and I get nose bleeds and look at me, I just dropped all my books on the ground I need to call my mom to come pick me up I need my inhaler
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Jan 4, 2018 16:25
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Josuke Higashikata posted:Matt Brown says he'd be willing to come out of semi-retirement for a throwdown with Condit. Id be very happy to see Matt Brown never fight again.
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Jan 4, 2018 16:39
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Stealth Tiger posted:Oh gosh I got East German steroids in my blood stream again. Oh jeez I'm always screwing up. And you know me when I get embarrassed I start sweating and then my glasses get foggy and I get nose bleeds and look at me, I just dropped all my books on the ground I need to call my mom to come pick me up I need my inhaler Your inhaler is steroids, criminal.
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Jan 4, 2018 17:03
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Work Friend Keven posted:Your inhaler is steroids, criminal. Yes, because he’s Jon Jones you see.
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Jan 4, 2018 17:36
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THat guys not Jon Jones. Don’t make me laugh.
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Jan 4, 2018 17:58
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Fartbox posted:I'm sorry, I forget that American supplement industry isn't regulated lol hey whatever you gotta say to not feel like an overconfident retard
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Jan 4, 2018 18:12
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get a load of this idiot who would rather suck on rat bones and insect anuses than take steroids
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Jan 4, 2018 18:14
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In an interview with Kevin Iole, Dana said that Amanda Nunes will fight Cyborg next.
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Jan 4, 2018 18:19
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Heaven forbid Cyborg fight someone who might actually be considered a natural FW in Megan Anderson, even though she'd probably just hulk smash her too.
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Jan 4, 2018 18:25
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I think Nunes has as good a chance as anyone at beating someone who weighs 40 lbs more than her.
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Jan 4, 2018 18:31
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It's a stupid matchup, but if Pennington is injured there isn't really a contender at 135.
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Jan 4, 2018 18:38
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Rigel posted:In an interview with Kevin Iole, Dana said that Amanda Nunes will fight Cyborg next. Competing with Conor for most meaningless belt
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Jan 4, 2018 18:41
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Fartbox posted:I'm sorry, I forget that American supplement industry isn't regulated lol ah yes the US is a giant mess because of loose supplement regulations, headline news, the country is crumbling folks gently caress off
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Jan 4, 2018 18:43
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Rigel posted:In an interview with Kevin Iole, Dana said that Amanda Nunes will fight Cyborg next. Cyborg can't make 135 without dying so I'd imagine it is for the 145 Burger King crown.
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Jan 4, 2018 18:49
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Rigel posted:In an interview with Kevin Iole, Dana said that Amanda Nunes will fight Cyborg next. Are we still pretending that Dana says things that are true?
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Jan 4, 2018 18:54
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Trast posted:Cyborg can't make 135 without dying so I'd imagine it is for the 145 Burger King crown. Cyborg refuses to get off juice long enough to make 135.
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Jan 4, 2018 19:12
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JaySB posted:Are we still pretending that Dana says things that are true? That's the problem. Very rarely he slips in something that is true which makes you doubt the often reliable "Dana talks poo poo" theory.
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Jan 4, 2018 19:20
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From what I recall, Nunes didn't seem too keen on fighting Cyborg because they occasionally train together or Brazilian pride or whatever reasons she gave, and I can't imagine a Cyborg fight is worth enough money for the biggest drawing UFC headliner of 2016 to bat an eye at.
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Jan 4, 2018 19:34
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yeah ronda rousey probably would turn that down
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Jan 4, 2018 19:38
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Dana also said that Conor will need to fight soon if he wants to keep his belt. If his plan is to wait for the fall, then they'll vacate the title and make it Khabib vs Ferguson for the LW title.
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Jan 4, 2018 19:41
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lol dana white just went on a rant last week about people saying Conor never defends and how they're wrong blah blah blah, and now is saying they'll vacate Conor must have pissed him off this week
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Jan 4, 2018 20:05
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Fartbox posted:I'm sorry, I forget that American supplement industry isn't regulated lol "Ah poo poo I got called out on my stupid rear end claims, let me deflect and say a country is a mess because I was wrong."
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Jan 4, 2018 20:36
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Unfunny Poster posted:"Ah poo poo I got called out on my stupid rear end claims, let me deflect and say a country is a mess because I was wrong." The chael sonnen method.
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The guy wants to suck on bug anus and rat cocks to supplement his diet. not what most prefer but to each his own I say
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