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I actively seek out horrible movies to watch and I’m a huge fan of Neil Breen’s garbage, but Birdemic made me so angry, I shut it off with 10 minutes left because I couldn’t stand wasting one more second of my life watching it. It is absolutely wretched and I wish bad things to happen to anyone involved in it’s creation. The twenty seconds of clip art birds bombing the city is literally the only scene worth watching. SOLAR PANELS
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Jan 2, 2018 20:58
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Big Mean Jerk posted:I actively seek out horrible movies to watch and I’m a huge fan of Neil Breen’s garbage, but Birdemic made me so angry, I shut it off with 10 minutes left because I couldn’t stand wasting one more second of my life watching it. It is absolutely wretched and I wish bad things to happen to anyone involved in it’s creation. The twenty seconds of clip art birds bombing the city is literally the only scene worth watching. Friend, maybe you should Imagine Peace.
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Jan 2, 2018 21:28
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Please; I could do Birdemic standing on my head. Rollergator, on the other hand...
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Jan 3, 2018 07:14
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Do I hate myself enough to pay for and watch Rollergator?
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Jan 3, 2018 07:22
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Breadallelogram posted:slrpnls Stop saying slrpnls?
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Jan 3, 2018 08:21
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RandomPauI posted:Do I hate myself enough to pay for and watch Rollergator? You're a goon, so, yes.
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Jan 3, 2018 13:43
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RandomPauI posted:Do I hate myself enough to pay for and watch Rollergator?
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Jan 3, 2018 17:32
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Honestly, Rollergator is basically unwatchable.
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Jan 3, 2018 20:13
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If it didnt have the endless, loud, looping background music you could maybe do it but as it is it becomes physically painful very quickly.
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Jan 3, 2018 20:25
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Rollergator is a very easy watch as you will find yourself doing literally anything else within 10 minutes.
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Jan 3, 2018 20:34
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My wife handled The Room and Birdemic with increasingly exasperated aplomb, but Rollergator was her limit and she has forbidden repeat viewings. Everytime we pass a solar farm now, I hear a mumbled "solponz!" from her side of the car.
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Jan 4, 2018 00:35
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Finally found one that broke me. I tried watching I Believe In Santa Claus and bailed 30 minutes in. Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny was more entertaining and easier to follow.
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Jan 4, 2018 08:55
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It will never make sense, strap in for Seal Team Santa, an Ogre eating a puppy, and direct flights to Santa's forest.
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Jan 4, 2018 09:06
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RandomPauI posted:It will never make sense, strap in for Seal Team Santa, an Ogre eating a puppy, and direct flights to Santa's forest. Also don't forget African Warlord who kidnapped the parents!
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Jan 4, 2018 16:43
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The only part of I Believe in Santa Clause that makes sense is the direct flights to santas house. The government at the time did a tourism push to claim Santas house was in that location and its a big tourist attraction even today to take kids to for christmas.
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Jan 4, 2018 19:29
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So, how many people die a year getting lost in Santa's forest, or getting eaten by wolves and ogres?
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Jan 4, 2018 19:39
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So, apparently RiffTrax is going to be LIVE in LONDONRiffTrax posted:We hope your 2018 is off to a great start. We thought we’d help ring it in by letting you know about a major announcement first. As the header image above indicates, we’re packing our bags and heading across the pond for our first-ever RiffTrax Live - in London!
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Jan 4, 2018 21:03
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RandomPauI posted:It will never make sense, strap in for Seal Team Santa, an Ogre eating a puppy, and direct flights to Santa's forest. Yeah, that movie has a terrible opening but once they get on a plane it really takes off.
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Jan 4, 2018 23:25
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Canned Panda posted:So, apparently RiffTrax is going to be LIVE in LONDON God I would've loved this six years ago.
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Jan 4, 2018 23:40
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muscles like this! posted:Yeah, that movie has a terrible opening but once they get on a plane it really takes off. 
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Jan 5, 2018 00:37
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Barudak posted:The only part of I Believe in Santa Clause that makes sense is the direct flights to santas house. The government at the time did a tourism push to claim Santas house was in that location and its a big tourist attraction even today to take kids to for christmas. The credits thank the government of every filming location except Rovaniemi. Maybe there was some guerilla filmmaking going on?
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Jan 5, 2018 01:33
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New VOD - Starship Invasions.quote:Now that those parties are receiving the medical help and/or electroshock therapy they need, the rest of you can enjoy Starship Invasions. The action starts when an obese septuagenarian farmer is abducted so a seductive alien can harvest his bodily fluids, and it barely lets up after that! By “barely lets up” we of course mean “many characters communicate via telepathy because it was way cheaper to shoot without worrying about lip sync.”
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Jan 6, 2018 02:37
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That's got to be one of loving weirdest movies I've ever seen.
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Jan 7, 2018 00:01
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Mister Kingdom posted:New VOD - Starship Invasions. Picked this up along with Star Games so I am set for weird SF films for a bit. Important question: Does Starship Invasions feature a bear in any way?
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Jan 7, 2018 01:09
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Jet Jaguar posted:Picked this up along with Star Games so I am set for weird SF films for a bit. Important question: Does Starship Invasions feature a bear in any way? Bears are so 2017. We'll have wait until at least the next VOD to see what 2018's theme is.
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Jan 7, 2018 01:38
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Is it worth buying?
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Jan 7, 2018 01:45
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RandomPauI posted:Is it worth buying? The movie itself is pretty bad even by low-budget 70s standards. They made an interesting choice of having all the aliens communicate telepathically. Probably saved a ton on ADR. Riffing is okay. I did get a good laugh at the CVS receipt joke.
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Jan 7, 2018 03:12
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Jet Jaguar posted:Picked this up along with Star Games so I am set for weird SF films for a bit. Important question: Does Starship Invasions feature a bear in any way? Christopher Lee's in it, if that counts.
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Jan 7, 2018 03:36
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Mister Kingdom posted:New VOD - Starship Invasions.
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Jan 7, 2018 03:40
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Mister Kingdom posted:New VOD - Starship Invasions. This was a good one. The movie is delightfully silly on its own (it feels like a bunch of kids snuck on to the Space 1999 set and made their own movie) and the riffs just deflate whatever dramatic pretensions the film has into further silliness.
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Jan 7, 2018 05:18
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I watched the Improve Your Pronunciation short via Night of the Shorts and I have never been angrier watching a Rifftrax video.
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Jan 16, 2018 03:30
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Gavok posted:I watched the Improve Your Pronunciation short via Night of the Shorts and I have never been angrier watching a Rifftrax video. Game, set...Blandford. 
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Jan 16, 2018 20:14
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Gavok posted:I watched the Improve Your Pronunciation short via Night of the Shorts and I have never been angrier watching a Rifftrax video. Acrosst!
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Jan 17, 2018 02:38
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TVs Ian posted:Acrosst! With contempt: not acrosst, ACROSS. I love that short.
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Jan 17, 2018 08:49
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I found my wife does the acrost thing, so in my head I now hear "oh COME ON!" every time she says it.
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Jan 17, 2018 15:45
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Anyone watch The Journey: Absolution? I love DeCoteau but paying for his movies instead of seeing them on Amazon Prime seems strange and foreign to me. I hope they do Totem though.
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Jan 18, 2018 17:46
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I haven't dared to expose myself to Rollergator yet, but I have not been able to make it through mst3k Hamlet without falling asleep.
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Jan 18, 2018 19:25
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MassRafTer posted:I hope they do Totem though. I'm still surprised they haven't riffed Gymkata yet. So many references over the years, you'd think that'd be an obvious fan demand.
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Jan 19, 2018 00:32
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MassRafTer posted:Anyone watch The Journey: Absolution?
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