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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
http://twitter.com/bigmarcel24/status/947980231679279107

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Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I thought Tumenov was still in the UFC

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Fat Twitter Man posted:

I thought Tumenov was still in the UFC

same

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013



Always hard to beat Tumenov with one arm.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Josuke Higashikata posted:

Always hard to beat Tumenov with one arm.

:lol:

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

Josuke Higashikata posted:

Always hard to beat Tumenov with one arm.

lol

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Josuke Higashikata posted:

Always hard to beat Tumenov with one arm.

:potg:

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Josuke Higashikata posted:

Always hard to beat Tumenov with one arm.

:discourse:

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
http://twitter.com/bestrafer7/status/948112961360445441
http://twitter.com/brmassami/status/948101617500397569

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

kimbo305 posted:

Willie, did JT pass your eye test?

I neither looked or asked.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Ganryujima is an actual MMA promotion, right?

https://twitter.com/streetfitebanch/status/948474528937709568

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
when rizin implodes due to the usual money laundering and non payment bullshit i hope ganryujima gets the tv slot

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

the event that KO comes from is gonna be replayed on Fite TV starting on Monday, I believe (if you find the Ganryujima site hard to navigate)

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LobsterMobster posted:

the event that KO comes from is gonna be replayed on Fite TV starting on Monday, I believe (if you find the Ganryujima site hard to navigate)

Yep I already have the MOAT MMA preordered with the free credit I got from Rizin referral sign ups. If anyone needs a link to sign up so they can get this for free just pm me.

mewse
May 2, 2006

Excellent article on Horiguchi's performance in Rizin, of course it's Jack Slack

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

I appreciate that the intro is several paragraphs about adult diapers

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013


This owns

mewse
May 2, 2006

Triticum Guzzler posted:

I appreciate that the intro is several paragraphs about adult diapers

I also liked his brief but goon-like explanation of how Ian McCall got his head cut open due to gypsy curse

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

The AXS Fights best of 2017 thing is on right now if anyone wants some B League to fill time tonight

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


The WMMA vs Troll fight had some drama that we missed until today:

first girl gets injured
second girl gets injured (apparently there are pics of her injury, too)
Tara LaRosa steps in on a few days' notice to fight the troll
Everyone shows up for the fight, including the state athletic commission and police.

Fight is cancelled, promoter has a ton of money from gofundme. He claims he's still going to do a thing but more likely he's just going to disappear.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Lol “injured”

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Rampage offered to pay Chael $10k per takedown he lands.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

CommonShore posted:

The WMMA vs Troll fight had some drama that we missed until today:

first girl gets injured
second girl gets injured (apparently there are pics of her injury, too)
Tara LaRosa steps in on a few days' notice to fight the troll
Everyone shows up for the fight, including the state athletic commission and police.

Fight is cancelled, promoter has a ton of money from gofundme. He claims he's still going to do a thing but more likely he's just going to disappear.

Now that's some good old fashioned carny poo poo.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Oh anyone else watch Moat Warfare this past weekend?

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Oh anyone else watch Moat Warfare this past weekend?

I wanted to, but I got dengue fever :saddowns:

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

LobsterMobster posted:

I wanted to, but I got dengue fever :saddowns:

We cannot roll if you are gay~~

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Bushmeister posted:

We cannot roll if you are gay~~

How is that post so ingrained in my consciousness

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Bellator has picked up Big John for color analyst.


https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/950793913601798144

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
drat even Ariel can’t say the R word

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

he can say the J word tho.

Seriously, I'm glad John's doing analyst stuff instead of reffing. It pays better and he can articulate why MMA reffing is so loving terrible.

mewse
May 2, 2006

coconono posted:

he can say the J word tho.

Seriously, I'm glad John's doing analyst stuff instead of reffing. It pays better and he can articulate why MMA reffing is so loving terrible.

Will be funny if he's screaming at the refs that they're loving up while on mic

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


mewse posted:

Will be funny if he's screaming at the refs that they're loving up while on mic

Ok I'll tune in for that.

What would be also funny is if the refs come up and ask him questions about circumstances.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


It's a good idea to have a ref on the panel actually, not sure why the UFC didn't think of it.

Obviously if the ref is R word, there's no conflict of interest.

mewse
May 2, 2006

Even an R word could see why they didn't say the R word

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Josuke Higashikata posted:

It's a good idea to have a ref on the panel actually, not sure why the UFC didn't think of it.

Obviously if the ref is R word, there's no conflict of interest.

UFC usually will just pull in Marc Ratner who is their main guy who helps make the rules and was an ex NSAC chair before being hired by them to help get MMA legal in every US state.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

Unfunny Poster posted:

UFC usually will just pull in Marc Ratner who is their main guy who helps make the rules and was an ex NSAC chair before being hired by them to help get MMA legal in every US state.

That was funny when the first Tim Means/Cowboy Oliveira fight ended with a no contest on an illegal knee and Marc Ratner did not know the rules and just agreed with Joe Rogan's incorrect assessment that the blow was legal.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

mewse posted:

Even an R word could see why they didn't say the R word

Hey watch what you're calling an eaRly stoppage.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Dr. Abysmal posted:

That was funny when the first Tim Means/Cowboy Oliveira fight ended with a no contest on an illegal knee and Marc Ratner did not know the rules and just agreed with Joe Rogan's incorrect assessment that the blow was legal.

Part of that exchange: https://streamable.com/xkax8

Bonus: incredulous Big John: https://streamable.com/hc7cm

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

hahaha, how did I never see this

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