Dog thread: Weekend at Bernese

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Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Stolen from the gif thread:

Samuringa posted:

https://i.imgur.com/VUNdsH4.mp4

# ? Jan 4, 2018 22:56

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 03:43

MrYenko: Jun 18, 2012; #2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

boop the snoot posted:

https://twitter.com/virgoprincxss/status/948657496368988160

Welp, that�s it guys. Nothing cuter than that exists.

# ? Jan 5, 2018 00:21

Lazy Reservist: Nov 30, 2005; FUBIJAR

Birds are cool here, right?

# ? Jan 5, 2018 03:24

mcbexx: Jul 4, 2004; British dentistry is
not on trial here!

Wanted to share this from the Schadenfreude thread, although I see no Schaden, only a good dog.

https://giant.gfycat.com/WarlikeExaltedBrownbutterfly.webm

# ? Jan 5, 2018 03:25

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

mcbexx posted:

Wanted to share this from the Schadenfreude thread, although I see no Schaden, only a good dog.

https://giant.gfycat.com/WarlikeExaltedBrownbutterfly.webm

lmao the tail wag seals it

# ? Jan 5, 2018 04:03

Barcley: Jan 26, 2004; ---; Soiled Meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpTEjHABnMc

Good sled dog right here.

# ? Jan 5, 2018 15:38

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

I don't have a picture but I want you all to know how good I am at taking care of Apollo: we lost his favorite stick in the snow, and after I waded inside and defrosted, I then went back out with a shovel and had to dig through like a billion feet of snow before I finally found it.

He, uh, helped! By digging two holes that went all the way through the ice and down to the actual earth!

(I love him) (even if he jumped on me like twenty times while I was wading back to the house, favored stick in hand)

# ? Jan 5, 2018 19:59

pantslesswithwolves: Oct 28, 2008; Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Even without a picture, I can tell Apollo is a very good boy. :kimchi:

Lando spent the day lounging on the sofa while I read and fed him the occasional carrot stick.

It�s tiring work being a good boy. Fortunately he had his hedgehog to rest his tired head.

# ? Jan 6, 2018 01:19

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Gosh

I finally have a picture:

A long, hard day. After all of that excitement in the snow we had to play fetch and tug with his other favorite stick...and yes, he put his toybox right next to his bed. No clue why, all he wanted out of it was his chew ring (not pictured)

# ? Jan 6, 2018 01:48

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER; Ultra Carp

# ? Jan 6, 2018 06:42

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

StrixNebulosa posted:

Gosh

I finally have a picture:

A long, hard day. After all of that excitement in the snow we had to play fetch and tug with his other favorite stick...and yes, he put his toybox right next to his bed. No clue why, all he wanted out of it was his chew ring (not pictured)

Nice blue dildo.

# ? Jan 6, 2018 06:43

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

I LOVE COCK SALAD posted:

Nice blue dildo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGJ3y6q40B8

# ? Jan 6, 2018 08:06

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Your dog got too hot and melted :ohdear:

# ? Jan 6, 2018 10:35

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Have your dogs go out and chase birds today in honor of Piper, a dog who liked to keep runways safe. :smith:

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/zz/shar...paign=shareable

# ? Jan 6, 2018 12:48

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

I LOVE COCK SALAD posted:

Nice blue dildo.

Fister Roboto posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGJ3y6q40B8

I'm sorry, you are not one of our winning moms.

# ? Jan 6, 2018 13:25

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Have your dogs go out and chase birds today in honor of Piper, a dog who liked to keep runways safe.

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/zz/shar...paign=shareable

gently caress.

Piper was a good dog.

# ? Jan 6, 2018 13:25

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Rest in peace, safety pupper. Good dog. :smith:

# ? Jan 6, 2018 14:44

Barcley: Jan 26, 2004; ---; Soiled Meat

Rip Piper, you were a very good boy.

# ? Jan 6, 2018 15:18

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/Jay_Moschella/status/949426446681993216

# ? Jan 6, 2018 19:15

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave: Jan 9, 2006; Popping up from out of nowhere...

# ? Jan 7, 2018 00:51

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

# ? Jan 7, 2018 03:33

Barcley: Jan 26, 2004; ---; Soiled Meat

I wish it was easier to post pictures of dogs from my phone to this thread

# ? Jan 7, 2018 04:16

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Barcley posted:

I wish it was easier to post pictures of dogs from my phone to this thread

On the Awful app: long press, img, From Library. No more excuses!

# ? Jan 7, 2018 04:24

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

https://i.imgur.com/BchZZmJ.gifv

# ? Jan 7, 2018 14:10

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Dogs are the best drama queens

# ? Jan 7, 2018 14:13

FastestGunAlive: Apr 7, 2010; Dancing palm tree.

Phone posting doggo pics is easier than pc posting them imo

Cold Luna

# ? Jan 7, 2018 16:08

MrYenko: Jun 18, 2012; #2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

FastestGunAlive posted:

Phone posting doggo pics is easier than pc posting them imo

Cold Luna

Chilli dogge.

# ? Jan 7, 2018 17:34

bleuraindrops: Jun 22, 2011

Super Grocery Kart posted:

On the Awful app: long press, img, From Library. No more excuses!

Omg!

# ? Jan 7, 2018 17:35

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Omg

Is that a corgi in a corgi blanket? :kimchi:

# ? Jan 7, 2018 18:01

bleuraindrops: Jun 22, 2011

Trabant posted:

Omg

Is that a corgi in a corgi blanket?

Yes! We got it for her for Christmas :3:

# ? Jan 7, 2018 18:45

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

The corgi burrito brought tears to my gf

# ? Jan 7, 2018 18:52

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

StrixNebulosa posted:

Dogs are the best drama queens

I tried to pull my dog in close last night for body heat and the lil� fucker practically growled at me, never seen it before, was hilarious. The most frustrated moan I ever heard

Bonus content:

# ? Jan 7, 2018 19:19

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VUiU4NjjIA

You need volume to really understand.

# ? Jan 7, 2018 20:29

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

boop the snoot posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VUiU4NjjIA

You need volume to really understand.

*donk*

# ? Jan 7, 2018 20:35

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave: Jan 9, 2006; Popping up from out of nowhere...

boop the snoot posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VUiU4NjjIA

You need volume to really understand.

I had to explain this to my wife, even with volume. That poor flank!

# ? Jan 7, 2018 20:58

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

http://www.tolonews.com/fa/afghanis...%A7%D9%81%D8%AA

(use auto translate)

quote:

A Dog Service Center opened in Kabul

The center has provided food and a variety of animal supplies, and it is planned to expand its representative offices in other provinces of the country

A service center for dogs was opened in Kabul. This center provides health and beauty care for the dogs

The center's authorities have brought 52 German and Dutch wolves to Kabul for genocide, education, training and sales.

Muhammad's opening works with twenty-seven years of animal training, especially wolves.

The man says that 52 German wolves and the Dutch brought to the center, most of them have two months of life, and most of these wolves are supposed to be trained to identify mines and narcotics.

"In a typical case, earthquakes or snowstorms occur, and people fall under debris and snow, the dogs that have been trained have a good ability to immediately identify people under the snow and Rubble to save. "

According to the teachers of the center, it takes from 18 to 20 months to develop a witch for specialty work.

This wolf is Jack and is a German wolf generation. One year and two months old and has not completed the training course for drug identification.

The service center for dogs has been created with the investment of six merchants and has provided all the facilities from abroad.

According to the surgeon of the center, a variety of surgeries, including surgery for the beauty of an animal at the center, are being carried out and medicines for the treatment of various animal diseases are provided at the center.

"At the center, there are even drugs for preventing and controlling diseases for animals, especially vaccines," said Zabihullah Zand, a surgeon in the center.

Dogs and wolves are further developed in the world to identify mines, drugs, trapped creatures under earthquake debris, snowstorms and other events. Dogs and wolves live for at least twenty-five years

Zeris fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Jan 7, 2018

# ? Jan 7, 2018 21:53

Melthir: Dec 29, 2009; I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.

[img]https://imgur.com/gallery/pvtdR[/img]

# ? Jan 8, 2018 00:00

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Melthir posted:

[timg]https://imgur.com/gallery/pvtdR[/timg]

I gotchu

also is your dog seriously named Ratchet lmbo

# ? Jan 8, 2018 00:02

Melthir: Dec 29, 2009; I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

I gotchu

also is your dog seriously named Ratchet lmbo

I'm a mechanic didnt have a cat at the time. Also meet Clank my six toed monstrosity.

https://imgur.com/gallery/et8rk

Ratchet and Clank.

https://imgur.com/gallery/PhWiF

Clank was displeased that his dog went outside and got rained on and set about fixing the problem.

# ? Jan 8, 2018 00:21

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 03:43

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Melthir posted:

I'm a mechanic didnt have a cat at the time. Also meet Clank my six toed monstrosity.

Ratchet and Clank.

[timg] https://imgur.com/gallery/PhWiF[/timg]

Clank was displeased that his dog went outside and got rained on and set about fixing the problem.

imgur got kind of fucky over the last few years with the urls/uploading and such

Go to the link you put in the img tag in your original post and right click the picture, copy image address, and use that direct link that has .jpg at the end

# ? Jan 8, 2018 00:22

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