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| Donkey Kong |
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76 | 6.13% |
| Diddie Kong |
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75 | 6.05% |
| Dixie Kong |
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84 | 6.77% |
| Lankey Kong |
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129 | 10.40% |
| Funky Kong |
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189 | 15.24% |
| Mario |
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198 | 15.97% |
| Tiny Kony |
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65 | 5.24% |
| Candy Kong |
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61 | 4.92% |
| Chunky Kong |
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89 | 7.18% |
| Cranky Kong |
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125 | 10.08% |
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.)  |
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149 | 12.02% |
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SoftNum posted:OK it's bothering me. Is that his tonker at the bottom? I think it's obvious by now that PJ gets a sexual thrill from breaking equipment. It's pretty obviously a finger.
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Jan 7, 2018 00:41
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I have poo poo to do this week but lol if I amn't going to shirk as much as possible to get my speedrun dosage
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Jan 7, 2018 00:46
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PEPSI for TV-GAME
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no lie my productivity at work goes down a good 80% during GDQ weeks 
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Jan 7, 2018 01:06
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Mods, please ban everyone who didn't vote Funky Kong.
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Jan 7, 2018 01:08
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Super hyped for the Metal Gear Solid and Snake Eater block, I always enjoy watching those runs. Bad week for classes to start again, but some great games this week.
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Jan 7, 2018 01:14
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beep by grandpa posted:Mods, please ban everyone who voted Funky Kong.
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Jan 7, 2018 01:17
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i hope to see a day kong-lovers of every stripe can come together in harmony except kiddie kong, anyone who likes him can gently caress off
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Jan 7, 2018 01:21
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beep by grandpa posted:Mods, please ban everyone who didn't vote Funky Kong. Funky Kong was known as the "Brown Baron" for being the greatest pilot in the war, though he lost his tail after General Klump shot him down during a dog fight. This is why many people believe Funky Kong is an ape, but he is actually half monkey, half ape due to dominate genes from Donkey Kong Jr., his father, and recessive genes from an unknown female monkey for a mother. Funky's involvement in the war could be the reason why he has various types of weapons for sale and has different ammo for each of the said weapons.  Funky in Donkey Kong 64, in his army attire. Source: The Donkey Kong Wiki
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Jan 7, 2018 01:25
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Cranky Kong for life mofos
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Jan 7, 2018 01:32
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I will loving fight all of you
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Jan 7, 2018 01:45
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The only good Kong is a dead Kong. Mario was right.
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Jan 7, 2018 01:45
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I voted Wrinkly because she never called me an entitled millennial.
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Jan 7, 2018 01:46
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beep by grandpa posted:Mods, please ban everyone who didn't vote Funky Kong. You misspelled "Cranky Kong".  I thought we were saving explaining the Great Ape War for when the marathon was live.
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Jan 7, 2018 01:50
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hay guise is this the thread where video games
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Jan 7, 2018 01:52
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Thursday Next posted:hay guise is this the thread where video games no mods allowed this is a fun zone
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Jan 7, 2018 01:54
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beep by grandpa posted:I will loving fight all of you You really wanna step to the King of DAIKATANA?
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Jan 7, 2018 01:58
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I'm bummed because I ordered a pizza about an hour ago and I specified gluten free (because Celiac) and it arrived and it was, like, an inside out pizza. I called the pizza place and they were like, "You didn't want it Chicago style?" No, I wanted it gluten free, like I said, and like you repeated back to me at least one time. They're remaking it but it hasn't come yet so I'm hungry and grumpy. And I have a pizza I can't use. I hope this doesn't happen during the marathon proper. Edit: That said any goon in NW West Virginia/SE Ohio can have a free pizza. The Lobster fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Jan 7, 2018 |
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Jan 7, 2018 02:01
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The Lobster posted:I'm bummed because I ordered a pizza about an hour ago and I specified gluten free (because Celiac) and it arrived and it was, like, an inside out pizza. I called the pizza place and they were like, "You didn't want it Chicago style?" No, I wanted it gluten free, like I said, and like you repeated back to me at least one time. They're remaking it but it hasn't come yet so I'm hungry and grumpy. And I have a pizza I can't use. I hope this doesn't happen during the marathon proper. i wish i could eat your chicago pizza for you
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Jan 7, 2018 02:06
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DoctorStrangelove posted:You really wanna step to the King of DAIKATANA? Can confirm. Strangelove is the 2017 Daikatana World Champion.
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Jan 7, 2018 02:08
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An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him,reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!" Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?" The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke: "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
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Jan 7, 2018 02:10
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beep by grandpa posted:An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. Actual description of the Animorphs game
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Jan 7, 2018 02:11
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what if video games, but fast (I am very excited to be here poasting with you goons at another GDQ)
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Jan 7, 2018 02:15
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Corek posted:Actual description of the Animorphs game im reporting you for racism against people of animorphology.
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Jan 7, 2018 02:18
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had the week off and of course I'm busy again starting monday f m l at least I can watch the rest of the time
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Jan 7, 2018 02:26
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DoctorStrangelove posted:im reporting you for racism against people of animorphology. There were literally 54 animorphs books and a new one came out every month as a way to extort children https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Animorphs_books
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Jan 7, 2018 02:28
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Corek posted:There were literally 54 animorphs books and a new one came out every month as a way to extort children Wrong. There were 64 Animorphs books. Poser.
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Jan 7, 2018 02:30
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lol the last like 20 books, except the very last 2, are all ghostwritten k.a. applegate dngaf
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Jan 7, 2018 02:32
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I better not be hearing any shittalking of the Animorphs books in this thread
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Jan 7, 2018 02:32
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mandatory lesbian posted:lol the last like 20 books, except the very last 2, are all ghostwritten really? drat, even as a little kid i somehow knew when a series was worth giving up on
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Jan 7, 2018 02:36
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Finally throwing off my lurker status so I can enjoy the quality shitposting these threads provide. Speaking of, who wants to vote on how many days it'll be before someone makes a death threat on camera? I'm guessing Tuesday.
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Jan 7, 2018 02:38
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Who else horny for speed runs rn don't be shy
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Jan 7, 2018 02:42
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Brother Entropy posted:really? drat, even as a little kid i somehow knew when a series was worth giving up on Harsh. They've all been uploaded online. I quit reading when I hit 7th grade and Animorphs were "uncool" but a few years ago I went back and reread them all* and it was actually pretty good. I particularly liked the Chronicles books. *barring the Alternamorphs monstrosities
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Jan 7, 2018 02:42
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I am Rock. loving. HARD. screw the haters and fanboys!!!...
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Jan 7, 2018 02:42
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beep by grandpa posted:Who else horny for speed runs rn don't be shy   (I am)
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Jan 7, 2018 02:42
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The Lobster posted:Harsh. They've all been uploaded online. I quit reading when I hit 7th grade and Animorphs were "uncool" but a few years ago I went back and reread them all* and it was actually pretty good. I particularly liked the Chronicles books. sorry bub i'm an adult now and don't have that kind of time to waste on childish things [considers taking an unpaid day off work just to watch speedruns on whichever day has the best runs i'd miss]
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Jan 7, 2018 02:48
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This is all of us tonight and the rest of this week...and it makes me so happy... This is for you guys...from me...this is how I feel when I post with u all and I hope u feel the same about your favourite poster (me)
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Jan 7, 2018 02:51
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beep by grandpa posted:This is all of us tonight and the rest of this week...and it makes me so happy... These threads are always warm and fuzzy and I love them (And all of you) 
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Jan 7, 2018 03:03
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beep by grandpa posted:This is all of us tonight and the rest of this week...and it makes me so happy... GO TEAM GOON
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Jan 7, 2018 03:15
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beep by grandpa posted:Mods, please ban everyone who didn't vote Funky Kong. I voted for Cranky
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Jan 7, 2018 03:20
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Brother Entropy posted:sorry bub i'm an adult now and don't have that kind of time to waste on childish things is understandable beep by grandpa posted:This is all of us tonight and the rest of this week...and it makes me so happy... 
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