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Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?



[CRYO / HP: 3 [RIG: 2] / MOVE: 2 / FUEL: 3 / LUXE: 19 / CYBER: SPINAL ANTENNA]

"Oh god, I smell a cop" thought Cryo, as she prepared to test drive her brand new lightly used but very shiny electrospear on that mutie

Spear the mutie: 1d10 7

Crazycryodude fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Jan 9, 2018

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Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011




1. BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON
Retreats to 01.02!





2. STEV ANSAHOK / 3. CRYO / 4. "MIDGE" GUREYEVITCH
Midge lays down Suppressive Fire!
Deranged Aeropath is downshifted to 1d6!
Mutant Stalker is downshifted to 1d4!

Deranged Aeropath bombards the area!
The bombardment misses Stev!
Cryo's Gamma Enforcer takes 2 damage and is destroyed!
Cryo ejects safely!
Midge's Gamma Enforcer takes 2 damage and is destroyed!
Midge ejects safely!
The bombardment misses Mutant Stalker!

Mutant Stalker misses Stev!

Stev attacks Deranged Aeropath! Deranged Aeropath takes 5 damage and dies!
5 Luxe is added to Stev's account for renegade bounty!
Cryo attacks Mutant Stalker! Mutant Stalker takes 3 damage and dies!
2 Luxe is added to Cryo's account for mutant bounty!


6. KAL RISSO
Retreats to 12.00!
..............................................................
.............................................
..................................................



9. SCRAMBLE
Scramble attacks Mutant Cortex! Mutant Cortex takes 2 damage! (1/3)

Mutant Cortex attacks Scramble! Scramble takes 1 damage! (Reduced from 2)
Mutant Grunt 1 misses Scramble!
Mutant Grunt 2 attacks Scramble! Scramble takes no damage!
Mutant Grunt 3 attacks Scramble! Scramble takes no damage!
Mutant Grunt 4 attacks Scramble! Scramble takes no damage!




:siren: Wreckers, take Action! :siren:



Sponsor-Only Map


Bee Bonk fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Jan 9, 2018

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


[quote="Crazycryodude" post="480063686"]

[CRYO / HP: 3 / MOVE: 2 / FUEL: 3 / LUXE: 19 / CYBER: SPINAL ANTENNA]

Cryo brushed some smouldering steel off her jacket and shrugged. Time to see if she could pick up anything at the vault location... or if she could find that damned cop.

SCAN

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

[STEV ANSAHOK / HP: 4 / MOVE: 2 / 20L, 8F / CYBER: RIG JACK /MUTATION: AMYGDALIC HYPERCEPHALY] RIG HP: 1/6

Well, he'd been too slow to stop that madman from getting a bomb off, but getting close had at least kept Stev out of the blast radius, for what that was worth. The Beta was kind of a hunk of junk on its last legs now, but that was just like coming home for the neo-soldat. It felt familiar. And it was that familiarity, along with Midge's supressing fire, that made sure that the mutant's meaty fist landed on one of the intact plates of armor, making for nothing more than a dull thud before Cryo blew it away.

"Well, sucks about the rigs. Glad the two of you are alright, though. Here, let me get these things dismantled for you..."

salvaging both rigs and ambient salvage, splitting the spoils equally (if there's short shares, take it all from mine to even things out)

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Name: Kal Risso, Newtype HP: 2/5 Move: 3 Luxe: 47 Fuel: 00 Rad Innoculation: 2
Loadout: Squidpack, DPM Rifle, Patient Zero, Brachial Spurs, Nuclear Reservoir: 1

Considering he had neither the chrono-enforcer nor the gamma enforcer on his tail, Kal Risso's tactical retreat had proven itself to be a resounding success. Kal patted himself on the back where his Squidpack was snugly strapped on. Even if it did have a tendency to leak until it sealed itself shut, his pack's nanopigment aerosol was clearly worth its weight in luxe.

Once he'd discovered a suitable sniper's nest to camp in in the nearby rock formations, Kal Risso set to work establishing a defensive perimeter just in case any unwantables might have the temerity to show up and ruin his stakeout.

Kal Risso sets up an Ambush!

Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Jan 22, 2018

Not Alex
Oct 9, 2012

Cut loose before the god eaters show up.

[SCRAMBLE / HP: 2/ MOVE: 1 / CHITINOUS CARAPACE / REGENERATION] 2 luxe

Scramble is only mildly perturbed that she appears to be leaking blood from her eyes. Apparently she's pissed off the mutant cortex. Ah, well one can only only cower before certain death so many times in one day.

"I've had better brain fucks from a pop song, zit-brain."

Ambush

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker


[MIDGE/ HP: 5 [RIG:2]/ MOVE: 1 [RIG:2]/ CYBER: SPINAL ANTENNA]LUXE:16

Dismounting from the REKT enforcer with a sad shake of the head, followed by a nod to Stev thanking him for taking care of looting it, he headed over to Cryo and accessed the MMI psychocontrols for his own spinal antenna, 'feeling' for her output, synchronising and amplifying.

"Here's a cute little trick we pulled back in the Belter Skirmishes when we had to ferret out some very dug-in little rock-rats. Synch up the detector pulse, account for phase modulation, and it is as you say, Bob's your gene-donor!"

He made sure the antenna sponsor logo was prominently displayed to the nearest camera drone.

Scan, looking to amplify Cryo's scan

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001


Pertinax Ammunition Fabrication Systems' Director of Sponsorship Affairs scrolled through the deployables lists with one hand while the other typed away on a keypad. Pulling up the relevant item and tagging the relevant wrecker, elsewhere in orbit a portable cover system was loaded onto a drone and keyed to Midge's locator. A few moments later, at the Enceledan luxury vehicle manufacturer Lemuria, an order was placed for the fully loaded Cohort armoured grav limo, with the juvenile Squaho penis leather upholstery, in eggshell.

Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

[BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON / HP: 3 / MOVE: 3 / LUXE: 6 / CYBER: BONE LACING]

Bobby-Jack made way to the highest piece of wreckage he could find, retrieved his binocs, gave the camera droid a thumbs up, and started peering towards the bombing zone. He hoped this would be a show. Otherwise he'd have wasted his hard earned luxe, after all!

Scan

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Rook Engineered Organisms

This is Rook.

Let it be known that Rook bears no ill will towards the Baseline known as [Cryo].

Litigation is the lifeblood of a civil society.

LIFEbLOOD

Should [Cryo] fall in combat, let it be known that Rook will send her extant family a

DECOrATIVE
WREaTH

To show our condolences.

Her extant family is located at the [following coordinates] should any others wish to also send them a

DECOrATIVE
WREaTH

Should further litigation be forthcoming, let it be known that we have many gifts to give!

ENjOY

This was Rook.

Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011




Boss: 3066-B Cancer (49/50)
Cancer deployes Repair Remote!
Repair Remote 1 restores 1 HP to Cancer! (50/50)


1. BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON
Scanning...
{<vsTQ6K\f;(`wL(uXdfGilRF^}:3GyD@9`;F@
1K1.uebrrA1wmt^>X?H{`Pr^!@wOq3aU>^d.Xad
Fuel Cache detected at 01.01!
Mutant Elite detected at 01.01!
Mutant Grunt detected at 01.01!
Mutant Grunt detected at 01.01!
Survey Remote detected at 01.01!

Scan complete.


2. STEV ANSAHOK
Stev Salvages for 18 Luxe!
6 Luxe transferred to Cryo, 6 Luxe transferred to Midge.



3. CRYO
6 Luxe received from Stev!

Scanning...
2`h>8$~3+;dB)Kdn93,R3VY3n~)n(yW
!}{XfOc^\xp~[lpPIUx~)6T?C`T-ASZ
FSKo'>nUw D#Ne`{Mh'A5+B+jj $OgDBV[qHDi6z|8z
gPo!?$0GYr&NM[sC)2^(5%guH~Xt!Yt4Fzr\%V&b+3)IEac]U
Unknown Power Source detected at 04.10!
Lung Bandit detected at 04.07!
Rich Salvage detected at 06.06!
Wreckmas Pressie detected at 06.06!

Scan complete.


4. "MIDGE" GUREYEVITCH
6 Luxe received from Stev!

Scanning...
2`h>8$~3+;dB)Kdn93,R3VY3n~)n(yW
!}{XfOc^\xp~[lpPIUx~)6T?C`T-ASZ
Unknown Power Source detected at 04.10!
Lung Bandit detected at 04.07!
Rich Salvage detected at 06.06!
Wreckmas Pressie detected at 06.06!

Scan complete.

Sponsors posted:

Pertinax Ammofab spends 35 Luxe (35 Wrecker) on Drone Delivery of a Deployable Cover! It will arrive on Sponsor Phase.


6. KAL RISSO
Ambush prepared!


9. SCRAMBLE
Ambush prepared!




AIRSTRIKE! posted:

:siren: Shrikes Deployed – Conventional Payload :siren:

:siren:00.00
Cancer takes 10 DAMAGE! (40/50)
Repair Remote 1 is destroyed!
Repair Remote 2 is destroyed!
Repair Remote 3 is destroyed!
Repair Remote 4 is destroyed!

:siren:00.01
Gamma Enforcer 1 suffers 2 damage! (1/3)
Gamma Enforcer 2 suffers 2 damage! (1/3)
Gamma Enforcer 3 suffers 2 damage! (1/3)
Gamma Enforcer 4 suffers 2 damage! (1/3)
Landmines cleared!

:siren:01.00
Mutant Elite suffers 2 damage! (3/5)
Mutant Grunt 1 suffers 2 damage and dies!
Mutant Grunt 2 suffers 2 damage and dies!

:siren:01.01
Mutant Elite is destroyed!
Mutant Grunt 1 is destroyed!
Mutant Grunt 2 is destroyed!
Fuel Cache is destroyed!

:siren:02.01
Mutant Cortex is destroyed!
Mutant Grunt 1 is destroyed!
Mutant Grunt 2 is destroyed!
Mutant Grunt 3 is destroyed!
Mutant Grunt 4 is destroyed!
Fuel Cache is destroyed!

:siren: Guidance Failure in Shrike040!
Shrike040 strikes hex 01.03!

:siren: Guidance Failure in Shrike012!
Shrike012 strikes hex 02.05, but fails to detonate!

14 Luxe is uploaded to Bobby-Jack Johnson's account for mutant bounties!



A big hit for Bobby-Jack Johnson, courtesy of Lucinda VIII Keel-Thoristew.
A good hit percentage on those Shrikes this time, too! Remember series 23?
When the entire geared-up 6-Wrecker Crew got pasted by a stray missile on their way to tackle the Boss? How could I possibly forget, Rev?
Our 3-Man should hit the Vault this round, Haze, and then I think we're in for some spicy-rear end wrecking.



Drone Delivery posted:

:siren: Drone Delivery! "MIDGE" GUREYEVITCH receives Deployable Cover!

Sponsors posted:

The following Sponsors receive a 5 Luxe stipend for activity in the previous round:
Pertinax AmmoFab
RookEngOrg


Sponsor Account standings are as follows:
Vesuvius Space BBQ 10L
Pertinax Ammofab 5L
RookEngOrg 5L
Dr. Yith's Cyberdriver 0L
Delphi Pharma 5L
Consortium BEADZ 5L
Lucinda VIII Keel-Thoristew 0L

Thank you.

Accounts posted:

Wrecker Account standings are as follows:
1. Bobby-Jack Johnson 37L
2. Stev Ansahok 74L
3. Cryo 99L
4. "Midge" Gureyevitch 4L
6. Kal Risso 6L
9. Scramble 27L




:siren: Wreckers, get Moving! :siren:



Sponsor-Only Map


Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Name: Kal Risso, Newtype HP: 2/5 Move: 3 Luxe: 47 Fuel: 00 Rad Innoculation: 2
Loadout: Squidpack, DPM Rifle, Patient Zero, Brachial Spurs, Nuclear Reservoir: 1

Kal Risso sighted the Gamma Enforcer in his max-powered rangefinder goggles. It was just a matter of taking the shot on the mech's pilot at a point where his position wouldn't be noticed. So far, no sign of the Continuity Ranger on normal visible bands, which was a good thing as far a Kal was concerned.

He hunkered down in his hideaway, collecting his rifle and pack. The hunt was on!

No Movement Orders issued!

Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Jan 22, 2018

Not Alex
Oct 9, 2012

Cut loose before the god eaters show up.

[SCRAMBLE / HP: 2/ MOVE: 1 / CHITINOUS CARAPACE / REGENERATION] 2 luxe

Movement, I think not

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

[STEV ANSAHOK / HP: 4 / MOVE: 2 / 26L, 8F / CYBER: RIG JACK /MUTATION: AMYGDALIC HYPERCEPHALY] RIG HP: 1/6

"Alright guys, hop on. Let's try and get to the vault before this hunk of junk breaks down on us for good." Stev said, bending the rig down for his teammates to clamber aboard before setting into motion. It took a little adjustment to move with the unevenly distributed weight, but Stev managed to get the knack of it, and it wasn't like he had to be fighting while carrying them.

"So, whatever we run into is probably going to be nasty, but we're armed to the teeth; we can take it. If you think we're going to need to back off, try and give me some warning--I'm going to have a hard time pulling myself away. If things go south, we can try and take out the defenses from range, or just cut our losses and book it to the cradle. Sound like a plan?"

Moving to 04.10, carrying Midge and Cryo with me

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker


[MIDGE/ HP: 5/ MOVE: 1/ CYBER: SPINAL ANTENNA]LUXE:22

Special delivery! Nodding thanks to the Drone (Always be polite to your robot helpers), he removed the Deployable Cover from its deployment case and beamed with delight, holding it up for the nearest camera to get a good look at, the Pertinax logo front and centre.

"See this? This is a top-of-the-line Pertinax Ammunition Fabrication Systems LX33 InstaBunker! These things are real lifesavers, yes? No need to Squid away when you and your team can get the best firing position anywhere and anywhen with just a moment's activation. Shrug off everything short of a full scale assault, all while Wrecking all that stands before you in safety and comfort! Order yours today, and tell them Midge sent you!"

He then stowed it, and took up a position on one of the Beta Enforcer's arms, securing himself as best he was able, ready to drop down at their destination.

Take a ride to 04:10 on Stev's Beta Enforcer

Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

[BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON / HP: 3 / MOVE: 3 / LUXE: 6 / CYBER: BONE LACING]

Bobby-Jack whistled ever so slightly.

"Now that was mighty impressive right there, lets all give a clap to our magnanimous benefactor Lucinda VIII for putting up such a great show", Bobby-Jack gave a quick clap, "As for now, I think it's right about time to try and coax our big friend from his little nook to come out and play on the sandbox proper, don't you?"

Moving one hex to 02.03.

Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011




1. BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON
Moves to 02.03!
Survey Remote surfaces!



2. STEV ANSAHOK
Moves to 04.10!



3. CRYO
Moves to 04.10!



4. "MIDGE" GUREYEVITCH
Moves to 04.10!



6. KAL RISSO
No movement order. An enemy emerges!

Beta Enforcer is eligible for Ambush!


9. SCRAMBLE
No movement order.





:siren: Time for close Encounters!




Sponsor-Only Map


Bee Bonk fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Jan 11, 2018

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

[STEV ANSAHOK / HP: 4 / MOVE: 2 / 26L, 8F / CYBER: RIG JACK /MUTATION: AMYGDALIC HYPERCEPHALY] RIG HP: 1/6

Stev grinned as they rolled up to the vault. The unguarded vault. Whoever had stashed things here had apparently decided that passive defenses would be enough to protect whatever was inside. Well, whoever that was had clearly underestimated Wrecker ingenuity.

"Well poo poo, this is easy! Here, let me show you guys a trick I picked up in the Moon Wars. Never came across a single door that didn't give way to this one..." twisting the controls, Stev bent the rig downwards, close to the numbered keypad. "Alright... One... One... One... uh... One!"

He was rewarded with an angry buzz and a flashing red light.

"Well, poo poo. You guys try, I'll see if I can think of something else."

Open The Vault!: 1d6 3

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker


[MIDGE/ HP: 5/ MOVE: 1/ CYBER: SPINAL ANTENNA]LUXE:22

"Let's see if the old Factory settings are still on. One... Two... Three... Four."

If anything, the buzz and red light were angrier and more insistent.

"Cryo?"

Crack the Vault: 1

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001



oh dear

AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker

Updated wish list: Can you send us a vault key?

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?



[CRYO / HP: 3 / MOVE: 2 / FUEL: 3 / LUXE: 25 / CYBER: SPINAL ANTENNA]


"Pfft, amateurs. Let me show you how a real 'jacker handles fancy electronics."

Zero... Four... Five... One


Oh.


Oh, that is not a happy sound.

Open the vault: 1d6 1

Crazycryodude fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Jan 11, 2018

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001


AJ_Impy posted:

Updated wish list: Can you send us a vault key?

Pertinax' Director of Sponsorship Affairs opened the priority message and sent back a single word reply. "Incoming."

Aggregate the amount from the vault squad relative to their individual luxe totals.

Not Alex
Oct 9, 2012

Cut loose before the god eaters show up.

[SCRAMBLE / HP: 1/ MOVE: 1 / CHITINOUS CARAPACE / REGENERATION] 2 luxe

Scramble wonders what her next form will be like. Long limbed? Curiously chromaphored? Layered with muscle? Her meditations and medications only give her so much control, mostly breaking the riotous cycles of cancer and syndrome. Enough dithering! Scramble whips out from behind the concrete pylon she'd been taking cover behind. Her shotgun tracks up, centering on the cortex. The nimbus around its pale skull is threateningly bright.

"Cueball, side pocket."

Attack: 1d12 5 1 damage to Mutant Cortex

RAMPAGE!

Attack: 1d12 2 Misses Mutant Grunt

Tsk, missed the trick shot.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
Cracking open a finicky vault door in a mutant infested hell hole just to access a cybermill for an upgrade?

Not so fast there citizen! Dr Yith's Cyber Driver will come to YOU! With over 10 gigaparasarangs of custom parts, Dr Yith's Cyber Driver is the perfect choice of Cyberdoc provider for Nu-Type or Mutant custom job. Call Dr Yith's today!

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Name: Kal Risso, Newtype HP: 2 -> 1/5 Move: 3 Luxe: 47 Fuel: 00 Rad Innoculation: 2
Loadout: Squidpack, DPM Rifle, Patient Zero, Brachial Spurs, Nuclear Reservoir: 1

No sooner had Kal Risso lined up his shot up on the Gamma Enforcer's pilot then a jangling alert from his COMMS Tablet told him that a mechanical interloper had breached his security perimeter. Without a second thought, Kal Risso slammed on the perimeter breach button he'd set up for just such an occasion. With the popping bang of explosives and and loud crash of debris, some support structures gave way.

Ambush!
Improvise against the Beta Enforcer: 1d6 6 - Exposed Conduits

Still Nestled in his sniper's perch, Kal could hear the buzzing snap and crackle of electricity coursing through a large metallic object nearby. Good. That should zap the pilot but good and proper and keep the Beta Enforcer from going anywhere. Kal had a plan for how he was going to get into that disabled mech with an expert's precision.

Kal tapped into his psi-enabled Newtype blood and forced the meta-organic cells to rush towards his brain, forcing a set of alien memories and experiences to spring forth and temporarily crystallize within his psyche. Suddenly, he had the skills of a Rigjacker!

Kal Risso uses his Newtype skill to copy the Rigjacker's abilites for this full round, losing 1 hp!

Included with the skills of a Rigjacker was the ability to target rig pilots after a successful ambush. Kal looked down the sights of his DPM Rifle, waiting for just the right moment...

That's when it happened - the Gamma Enforcer guarding the Wreckmas Pressie Kal had been looking to loot earlier came to a halt and crouched in its parking mode. The mech's pilot disconnected from the control seat and strode out into the desert. When the pilot stretched his arms over his head and yawned while taking a leak, Kal Risso took his shot.

Taking a Crack Shot at the Gamma Enforcer's Pilot in 12.01: 1d8 4

A perfect hit.

Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Jan 22, 2018

Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

[BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON / HP: 3 / MOVE: 3 / LUXE: 6 / CYBER: BONE LACING]

Bobby-Jack clicked his tongue in annoyance. That thing wasn't supposed to be here.

Squidpacking to Hex 02.02.

Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011




1. BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON
Retreats to 02.02!


2. STEV ANSAHOK / 3. CRYO / 4. "MIDGE" GUREYEVITCH

DPM Global Alert posted:

:siren: VAULT reports Unauthorized Access Attempt :siren:
:siren: Deploy Intrusion Countermeasures at Grid 04.10 :siren:

DPM Global Alert posted:

:siren: VAULT reports Unauthorized Access Attempt :siren:
:siren: Deploy Additional Intrusion Countermeasures at Grid 04.10 :siren:

Big trouble for the crew. VAULT isn't going to take kindly to being rustled like that, and that secret treasure is no longer.
Broof'n, Haze. Jeezie, what a bēngkuì-rear end botch! All they need now is to get airstruck by an opportunistic Wrecker!
Oh, I'm sure that won't happen.


6. KAL RISSO
Ambush! Kal Risso improvises!
Beta Enforcer is disabled by Exposed Conduits!

Kal Risso suffers 1 damage to emulate Rigjacker!
Kal Risso targets Gamma Pilot from range! Gamma Pilot at 12.01 is killed!


9. SCRAMBLE
Scramble attacks Mutant Cortex! Mutant Cortex takes 2 damage and dies!
Rampage! Scramble Misses Mutant Grunt!

Mutant Grunt 1 attacks Scramble! Scramble takes no damage!
Mutant Grunt 2 misses Scramble!
Mutant Grunt 3 attacks Scramble! Scramble takes no damage!
Mutant Grunt 4 misses Scramble!
Mutant Cortex attacks Scramble! Scramble takes 1 damage (reduced from 2) and dies!

It appears cruel maiden Attrition has finally caught up with Scramble.
Mind Bullets are a chāo-làn way to go, Haze, but at least she took that swole-headed waster with her!
Let's go to the Pertinax Rekt Re--
Wait a snek, Haze...something's happening!

Regeneration! posted:

Wrecker Scramble is reborn! Roll a new Newtype to resume play in Round 12. Do not generate Supply or Cyber.




:siren: Wreckers, take Action!



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AJ_Impy
Jun 17, 2007

SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?
Yam Slacker


[MIDGE/ HP: 5/ MOVE: 1/ CYBER: SPINAL ANTENNA]LUXE:22

The Junker scanned the area for good concealment and vantages. They had incoming, they had mega-incoming, but they were well equipped, and they got to choose the terrain.

"Let's set up to surprise them, yes? I see some good spots there, there and there. We can deploy the Pertinax portable bunker across there when the shooting starts. I'll prioritise rigs."

Set up Ambush.

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?



[CRYO / HP: 3 / MOVE: 2 / FUEL: 3 / LUXE: 25 / CYBER: SPINAL ANTENNA]

Well, as much as Cryo's hindbrain screeched in terror and told her to run, there was good poo poo in that vault and she wasn't about to leave it.

Ambush

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Name: Kal Risso, Newtype HP: 1/5 Move: 3 Luxe: 47 Fuel: 00 Rad Innoculation: 2
Loadout: Squidpack, DPM Rifle, Patient Zero, Brachial Spurs, Nuclear Reservoir: 1

Kal Risso hopped down from his sniper's perch and strode over to the Beta Enforcer undergoing ongoing electrocution. He took his sweet time moseying over to the switch on the wall that powered the local electrical grid and disengaged the live circuitry with a flourish. The Beta Enforcer slumped into its parking mode in a heap.

Kal walked up to the large, inert mech and smartly rapped on a panel by the cockpit with a knuckle before punching it in a very specific spot. A recessed handle popped out from a small hatch, and Kal yanked on it. The Beta Enforcer's pressure-sealed cockpit burst open with a squeal, jettisoning its unconscious pilot unceremoniously to the cracked desert ground below. Kal hopped down from the controls of his new, pristine Beta Enforcer and put a bone spur through the ex-pilot's dome. Quick and painless - mostly.

Kal gathered his things and set off, making sure to scrap all the tools he'd used in his ambush for valuable parts.

Thanks to his Newtype ability, Kal Risso can mount the Beta Enforcer as a free action this round! He does so!

Kal Risso also Salvages! Salvage Roll: 1d6 6

Lux Anima fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Jan 22, 2018

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

[STEV ANSAHOK / HP: 4 / MOVE: 2 / 26L, 8F / CYBER: RIG JACK /MUTATION: AMYGDALIC HYPERCEPHALY] RIG HP: 1/6

Stev nodded, gripping his hammer tighter and running some quick diagnostics on the rig to get a better sense of what it still had in the tank.

"Gonna make for some quality TV here, sponsors! Forget the other guys, you want to spend those credits here."

Ambush!

Not Alex
Oct 9, 2012

Cut loose before the god eaters show up.

[SCRAMBLE / HP: 3/ MOVE: 4 / PATIENT ZERO / FLEXIBLE SNOUT 2 luxe

Mutation roll 1: 1d20 19 Patient Zero -Lamest.
Mutation roll 2: 1d20 5 Flexible Snout -Yay!
HP: 1d6 3 -Acceptable.
Move: 1d6 4 !!!!HUZZAH!!!!

The age of the egg ends! Thus begins the age of... anything but 1MP. Truly a great age.

I may have also taken a quick peek at the mutation I'll get from using the mutagen... Mutation!: 1d20 13 Most apropos.

Not Alex fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Jan 12, 2018

Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011

Not Alex posted:

Mutation roll 1: 1d20 19 Patient Zero -Lamest.
Mutation roll 2: 1d20 5 Flexible Snout -Yay!
HP: 1d6 3 -Acceptable.
Move: 1d6 4 !!!!HUZZAH!!!!

You were this close to being an egg inside an egg! Oh, and sorry to rain on the dawning of a new age, but sadly the Movement roll for generating Newtypes is 1d4.

Not Alex
Oct 9, 2012

Cut loose before the god eaters show up.

Bee Bonk posted:

You were this close to being an egg inside an egg! Oh, and sorry to rain on the dawning of a new age, but sadly the Movement roll for generating Newtypes is 1d4.

Hah yea. I would have had to affect a Russian accent for clearly I am matryoshka doll.

Also if I roll a 1... nope, I was merely prophesying earlier Move: 1d4 4

Not Alex fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Jan 12, 2018

Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011

Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

[BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON / HP: 3 / MOVE: 3 / LUXE: 12 / CYBER: BONE LACING]

Not much do but to wait. Maybe look for some baubles while he was at it.

Salvaging for that Luxe: 1d6= 6

Bee Bonk
Feb 19, 2011




Boss: 3066-B Cancer

Cancer deploys Repair Remote!
Repair Remote 1 restores 1 HP to Cancer! (41/50)


1. BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON
Salvages for 6 Luxe!


2. STEV ANSAHOK / 3. CRYO / 4. "MIDGE" GUREYEVITCH
Ambush prepared!

:siren: VAULT deploys reinforcements!

Tactics posted:

With Tactics, Mutant Soldiers can issue Encounter orders like a player!

:siren: VAULT deploys reinforcements!


Continuity Ranger appears!

Drop the chronoband, and no one gets hurt!


6. KAL RISSO
Kal Risso mounts Beta Enforcer!
Salvages for 6 Luxe!


9. SCRAMBLE
Scramble is Regenerating!




:siren: All Clear!





Hot times in Vaultlandia, Rev. Hot times indeed.
Personally, I'm curious as to what eerie-rear end metamophosis is taking place inside the ravaged heap that was Scramble!
All this and more, precious babies, in Round 12.



Special Delivery! posted:

Pertinax AmmoFab spends 50 Luxe (5 Sponsor, 15 Stev, 25 Cryo) on a VAULT CRACKER targetting 04.10! Impact during Hazard Phase!

Sponsors posted:

The following Sponsors receive a 5 Luxe stipend for activity in the previous round:
Pertinax Ammofab
Dr. Yith's Cyberdriver

Sponsor Account standings are as follows:
Vesuvius Space BBQ 10
Pertinax Ammofab 5
RookEngOrg 5
Dr. Yith's Cyberdriver 5
Delphi Pharma 5
Consortium BEADZ 5
Lucinda VIII Keel-Thoristew 0

Thank you.

Accounts posted:

Wrecker Account standings are as follows:
1. Bobby-Jack Johnson 37L
2. Stev Ansahok 59L
3. Cryo 74L
4. "Midge" Gureyevitch 4L
6. Kal Risso 6L
9. Scramble 27L




:siren: Wreckers, get Moving!



Sponsor-Only Map


Bee Bonk fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Jan 13, 2018

Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

[BOBBY-JACK JOHNSON / HP: 3 / MOVE: 3 / LUXE: 12 / CYBER: BONE LACING]

No rigs here. Or mutants. Or anything really. Now he just had to wait.

Staying still

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Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?



[CRYO / HP: 3 / MOVE: 2 / FUEL: 3 / LUXE: 25 / CYBER: SPINAL ANTENNA / MUTATIONS: TRAUMATIC SCLERODERMA]

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