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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I'm glued to youtube watching the worst of the worst criminals being brought to justice (bail bond fugitives)
what is wrong with me

Husband ditches the wife when she's going to jail lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td_ZzDcRiTo

DEADLY SURPRISE DURING FELONY CAPTURE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QgN__cBwLQ

BAD BLONDE GIRL IS OUT OF CONTROL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrLgog0dOy8

I sort of wanna marry that black girl in this episode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE9pOzwAujg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeSbuZiidEU

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I thought this was going to be a Doug thead.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Pawn 17 posted:

I thought this was going to be a Doug thead.

John_A_Tallon
Nov 22, 2000

Oh my! Check out that mitre!
Doug Funny as Patty Mayonnaise's ineffective but lovable assistant as she does all the real work tracking down bond jumpers could be fun. See if you can get Disney to OK it.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
I don't know what this is but this does not seem very real at all sir.

John_A_Tallon
Nov 22, 2000

Oh my! Check out that mitre!
It would be better if they were cartoons, instead of just acting like cartoons.

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
Prank videos are getting complex

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Pawn 17 posted:

I thought this was going to be a Doug thead.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Good to see she's finally getting back on her feet after what Doug did to her.

rap music
Mar 11, 2006

isn't this show all paid actors op

LMAO his name is really patty mayonnaise

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Pawn 17 posted:

I thought this was going to be a Doug thead.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

I don't get this at all, they dont seem like real people

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
I became aroused when he and the woman in the 1st segment were wrestling on the car. This is a horrible show and I hate it; it would be perfect for TruTV.

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


OOOHHH EEEEEE OOOOOHHH KILLER TOOO FOOOOOOO



Pawn 17 posted:

I thought this was going to be a Doug thead.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I hope he gets shot.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
These all look like Pornos

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

these are incredibly loving lame

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
I’m every woman in perfect hair and make up in a skintight club outfit waiting at home to be arrested

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
How is it legal or sane in any way for people to just become bounty hunters and go around arresting wanted criminals? :psyduck:

What if the criminal has a gun or something, are you just gonna let a civilian without backup or training handle that situation? Police forces exist for a reason, for all their flaws.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Pochoclo posted:

How is it legal or sane in any way for people to just become bounty hunters and go around arresting wanted criminals? :psyduck:

What if the criminal has a gun or something, are you just gonna let a civilian without backup or training handle that situation? Police forces exist for a reason, for all their flaws.

You say that like it's a bad thing these loonies might get shot.

Squish
Nov 22, 2007

Unrelenting.
Lipstick Apathy
So, is it confirmed that this show is completely fake and acted or is that lunatic actually allowed to go around flailing a loaded weapon like a police inspired LARPer?

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

Pochoclo posted:

How is it legal or sane in any way for people to just become bounty hunters and go around arresting wanted criminals? :psyduck:

What if the criminal has a gun or something, are you just gonna let a civilian without backup or training handle that situation? Police forces exist for a reason, for all their flaws.

It is actually a super grey area: they arn't protected or restricted the same as the police. Bounty hunters don't have to read Miranda rights, get warrants or anything of the sort. At the same rate, assaulting a bounty hunter is no different than assaulting any other person who accosts you so its truly insane.

Squish posted:

So, is it confirmed that this show is completely fake and acted or is that lunatic actually allowed to go around flailing a loaded weapon like a police inspired LARPer?

While it is staged, bounty hunters most certainly behave that way

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


Squish posted:

So, is it confirmed that this show is completely fake and acted or is that lunatic actually allowed to go around flailing a loaded weapon like a police inspired LARPer?

These particular cases are staged, but the practice is real.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bail_bondsman

You can do it in the states and the Philippines, there's currently a movement to ban it in the states as it's corrupt as gently caress and boils down to hunting poor people for cash.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Mega64 posted:

You say that like it's a bad thing these loonies might get shot.

I hope you are talking about the bounty hunters.

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


It doesnt even matter if you're the right person either, bounty hunters arent that picky.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

I'm putting this thread under citizen arrest

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

I'm putting this thread under citizen arrest

Good luck with that, you can’t arrest me, a sovereign citizen, or rather the legal entity comprised of me

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Pochoclo posted:

How is it legal or sane in any way for people to just become bounty hunters and go around arresting wanted criminals? :psyduck:

What if the criminal has a gun or something, are you just gonna let a civilian without backup or training handle that situation? Police forces exist for a reason, for all their flaws.

Nbd the bounty hunters are armed

https://nypost.com/2017/05/03/7-bounty-hunters-charged-with-murder-for-shooting-at-wrong-car/

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
gently caress this guy, police wannabe mother fucker

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Bust Rodd posted:

I’m every woman in perfect hair and make up in a skintight club outfit waiting at home to be arrested

stop quoting whitney houston lyrics

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

Pawn 17 posted:

I thought this was going to be a Doug thead.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

there's no fu-cking way this guy was born with the name Patty Mayo. tell me it's a pseudonym for the scripted reality show. tell me he changed it for the show, or for his side gig rap battling at the elks club.

warez
Mar 13, 2003

HOLA FANTA DONT CHA WANNA?

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

there's no fu-cking way this guy was born with the name Patty Mayo. tell me it's a pseudonym for the scripted reality show. tell me he changed it for the show, or for his side gig rap battling at the elks club.

I went to school with an Kaleb Mayo, so someone being named Patrick Mayo isn’t that much of a stretch

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Junkfist posted:

I don't know what this is but this does not seem very real at all sir.

none of the bylaw reality shows are real
no reality shows are real
no television is real
nothing is real

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Pawn 17 posted:

I thought this was going to be a Doug thead.

Matryoshka SexDoll
Feb 24, 2016

Bad Habit
I'm certain that the man who produced "vibrating panties on girlfriend in front of family prank" is also a professional and respected bail bondsman, and nobody will tell me different.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

there's no fu-cking way this guy was born with the name Patty Mayo. tell me it's a pseudonym for the scripted reality show. tell me he changed it for the show, or for his side gig rap battling at the elks club.

Can’t handle the Mayo, get outta the kitchen

Matryoshka SexDoll
Feb 24, 2016

Bad Habit
It's a pretty good creepy nerd fantasy though. He legally bullies and gropes pretty women. Only to then steal their weed under the guise of helping them out.

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

Matryoshka SexDoll posted:

I'm certain that the man who produced "vibrating panties on girlfriend in front of family prank" is also a professional and respected bail bondsman, and nobody will tell me different.

Hey man, it can't be all business all the time for those guys. Bail bondsmen have to cut loose now and then too.

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Korthal
May 26, 2011

Patty Mayonnaise's dad is in a wheelchair, but he's ripped so he's probably a glass half full guy.

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