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My uncle just sent me this poo poo saying I should "Totally watch it, everything you need to know about how to represent yourself in court." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hby0uzYYyQA I thought you guys could use some good legal advice as well. Did you guys know you can issue arrest warrants against judges because they didn't use the right grammar? hosed up, I know.
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okay, "p barnes"
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Jan 12, 2018 17:26
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Round 2 teaches us how to speak in an incomprehensible fashion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymIcYjEnVuc
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Jan 12, 2018 17:26
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p barnes is a god drat hero
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Jan 12, 2018 17:26
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I would like to point out that I do not consent to the authority of the mods to probate me in fact im putting YOU on probation Jose! 
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Jan 12, 2018 17:28
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i do not need a drivers license, as i am travelling *screams as im being dragged from the car by way too polite canadian police*
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Jan 12, 2018 17:29
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the sovcit movement exists for two reasons. first, to sell worthless gibberish to borderline schizophrenics. second, to generate endless amusing youtube videos, mostly of arrests.
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Jan 12, 2018 17:47
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Nooner posted:I would like to point out that I do not consent to the authority of the mods to probate me in fact im putting YOU on probation Jose! Id 6hr you but I'm phone posting on the toilet and I cba to go back once I'm not
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Jan 12, 2018 17:49
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I will not be a party to any thread that flies the gold-fringed flag. THAT IS THE FLAG OF AN ADMIRALTY COURT! I CANNOT BE COURT MARSHALLED!
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Jan 12, 2018 18:09
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Jose posted:Id 6hr you but I'm phone posting on the toilet and I cba to go back once I'm not So as long as you're making GBS threads it's basically a Purge situation?
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Jan 12, 2018 18:12
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I love that on the internet, you can spend 15 seconds on a video logo, 10 minutes on editing and just be an expert on whatever. I need to start a life insurance information channel and just spew bs
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Jan 12, 2018 18:16
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Dolphin posted:Round 2 teaches us how to speak in an incomprehensible fashion. lol how many people are sitting in that room listening to this guy proclaim himself as a 98th degree freemason that utterly annihilated all previous grammar rules for all languages everywhere?? quote:FOR THE FORMS OF OUR PUNCTUATIONS ARE WITH THE CLAIM OF THE USE: FULL-COLON=POSITION-LODIO-FACTS, HYPHEN=COMPOUND-FACTS =KNOWN, PERIOD=END-THOUGHT, COMMA-PAUSE, AND LOCATION-TILDES WITH THE MEANINGS AND USES OF THE COMMUNICATIONS WITH THE FULL-COLON OF THE POSITION-LODIAL-FACT-PHRASE WITH THE FACT/KNOWN-TERM OF THE POSITIONAL-LODIO-FACT-PHRASE AND WITH THE VOID OF THE NOM-DE-GUERRE = DEAD-PERSON This is the ideal sentence structure. You may not like it, but this is what peak grammar looks like.
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Jan 12, 2018 18:22
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quote:In 1988 I broke the math interface on all 5,000 languages proving that language is a linear equation in algebra. This hasn't been in done in 8,500 years of written language. When I did so I was able to unlock the 2/3 of all the words missing from all languages from around the world and I can write any sentence in any language frontwards and backwards with the same meaning.
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Jan 12, 2018 18:42
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The Supreme Court of the United States comes to me for legal advice
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Jan 12, 2018 18:54
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Something is missing from those videos - there is no laugh track.
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Jan 12, 2018 18:58
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wiki posted:In August 2001, Paul and Myrna Schuck unsuccessfully used Miller's language during a tax-evasion trial in Calgary, Alberta. They were later sentenced to jail after claiming postage affixed to their clothing and signed by them made them legally equivalent to royalty.[2][14] wiki posted:In September 2002, Miller was profiled when Milwaukee-based accountant Steven Allen Magritz was jailed after engaging in what authorities called "paper terrorism", or filing large numbers of legal claims against perceived enemies, as part of the sovereign citizen anti-government movement. The article calls Miller "the movement's linguist" and outlines his belief that people don't need to pay taxes if they can "prove that money is a verb".[21] Magritz was convicted in 2003 on seven counts of criminal slander of title and sentenced to five years in prison.[22]
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Jan 12, 2018 19:29
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Let's just go ahead and get these in the thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-32-m0_-Sg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCozh_vbYdM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUgmc7kKqOI
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Jan 12, 2018 19:32
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Dolphin posted:Okay I take it back, this guy is actually doing a very valuable service to the human race I looked at the Wisconsin Circuit Court records for Miller and it is filled with pages of court cases over the last few years. It doesn't look like many of them were successful for him.
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Jan 12, 2018 19:33
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I actually watched the first video nearly in its entirety and I don't know what to think. In a way it's so scattered and unfocused that it is kind of relaxing.
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SilkyP posted:I actually watched the first video nearly in its entirety and I don't know what to think. Dolphin fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Jan 12, 2018 |
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Jan 12, 2018 20:04
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I'm watching this video but my mind literally cannot parse what's going on.
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Jan 12, 2018 20:48
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Vargatron posted:I'm watching this video but my mind literally cannot parse what's going on. thats the point. rattle off random nonsense to the lower-intelligence schizoid types and they'll just trust whatever you have to say because they cant argue it and they want to believe that they too can be immune to the law. i wonder what you have to buy to learn this guys omni-language
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Jan 12, 2018 20:52
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***IF YOU READ THIS POST YOU ARE :ENTERING: INTO CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATION PURSUANT TO THE TRANSFER OF WEALTH, $1,000,000 FROM AFOREMENTIONED MAN/PERSON/SOVEREIGN TO THE PERSON REPRESENTING THE HUMAN ((::LITERALLY A PERSON::))***
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Jan 12, 2018 21:12
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Jose posted:Id 6hr you but I'm phone posting on the toilet and I cba to go back once I'm not phew thank God. I knew I was playing with fire risking a hot 6er at the start of the workday on a Friday aka Postday
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Jan 12, 2018 21:19
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Nooner posted:I would like to point out that I do not consent to the authority of the mods to probate me in fact im putting YOU on probation Jose! Same, but EmmyOK.
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Jan 12, 2018 21:19
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Here's a "sovereign citizen" who tries to buy a car with a promissory note, completely bewildered that they won't accept his legal tender. The nerve of that dealership. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5weZI0hHac
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Jan 13, 2018 02:48
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I could watch these sovereign citizen getting tazed videos all day. I like it when the internet bullshit doesn't turn off that tazer or stop a baton from smashing their car window. I Do Not Consent!
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Literally A Person posted:***IF YOU READ THIS POST YOU ARE :ENTERING: INTO CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATION PURSUANT TO THE TRANSFER OF WEALTH, $1,000,000 FROM AFOREMENTIONED MAN/PERSON/SOVEREIGN TO THE PERSON REPRESENTING THE HUMAN ((::LITERALLY A PERSON: Stay safe mental illness ghost
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never seen again posted:I could watch these sovereign citizen getting tazed videos all day. I like it when the internet bullshit doesn't turn off that tazer or stop a baton from smashing their car window. It literally never gets old.
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Peace de Bundy posted:okay, "p barnes" *getting tazed by p barnes* you know what.....you're really oversteppin' your bounds right now.
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Jan 13, 2018 04:47
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Where does he explain the reason why he keeps using "I says" rather than "I said"
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Jan 13, 2018 05:45
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Dolphin posted:Did you guys know you can issue arrest warrants against judges because they didn't use the right grammar? hosed up, I know. seems fair
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I really don't understand the mentality of the people who stumble across the concept of Sovereign Citizens™ and think they've found a loophole so they educate themselves on all of the fake laws. I guess you have to be a unique combination of stupid and diligent.
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Dolphin posted:My uncle just sent me this poo poo saying I should "Totally watch it,
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Jan 13, 2018 11:29
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your uncle was right, OP. do none of this and you'll be just fine.
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bump because i watched the whole thing and it was very entertaining although it's a bit sad that it seems that everyone he's speaking to has a house in foreclosure and is desperately looking for "one weird trick to not get evicted" and he's just taking their money and lying (and is also crazy)
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phoneposting rn but has the video of ‘gettin real tired of your poo poo’ cop going hulk and ripping a window, then the person, out of a car been posted yet?
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Jan 19, 2018 05:27
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*flexes butt cheeks* I would like to create joinder
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Jan 19, 2018 05:29
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Jose posted:Id 6hr you but I'm phone posting on the toilet and I cba to go back once I'm not Jose I like your style.
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Jose posted:Id 6hr you but I'm phone posting on the toilet and I cba to go back once I'm not behold the face of justice!!
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