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I don't know, like, write entire diatribes about eating the butt or something. Or like, post a funny image that isn't related to anything. You know, something that in any other thread would be a stupid shitpost. https://i.imgur.com/bapVjfj.mp4
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this has potential but you're putting people on the spot shitposting comes from the moment. it's like when you say "say something funny" to somebody. few things are funny in a vacuum so at best their response is probably going to be a funny reaction to being told to say something funny- often the obvious joke of saying something that's not funny at all, because it creates a surreal subversion of expectations. so, it follows that if you ask for a shitpost, but the shitpostingest thing you're going to get is a weird non-shitpost about shitposting that becomes increasingly and irretrievably postmodern and self-referencing as it goes on until the joke is basically unsalvagable and it just comes to an abrupt e
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Cubone posted:this has potential but you're putting people on the spot 
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i would love to know where the heck the whole BRIGHT EYES thing came from. they always crack me up
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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First post 
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gently caress
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Cubone posted:this has potential but you're putting people on the spot 
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1redflag posted:First post i would also like to know what the very first post was here on SA? what did it say, and is it still true to this day?
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Lauroon Kyanka posted:i would love to know where the heck the whole BRIGHT EYES thing came from. they always crack me up Heh, good one Krusty!
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Go back 2 i assume getting run out of fyad
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Condolences from the gold mine
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I'm gay
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I love to suck dicks and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of teeth
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ʇsodʇᴉɥs
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Neutrino posted:ʇsodʇᴉɥs 
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Last night I went to the bathroom pretending to poo but actually I was hiding from my wife so I could fap to this catgirl:
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I don't know why but I'm strangely proud of that shitpostery.
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Lauroon Kyanka posted:i would also like to know what the very first post was here on SA? what did it say, and is it still true to this day? “Hey everyone. I know we don’t allow welcome posts but it’s my site so I figured it was ok hahaha Anyway I just wanted to say hi and anyway let’s all be nice and just have a good time. I know vBulletin is kind of a dead end platform but this just for now until we work out something more permanent. Anyway I’m going to turn this over to some good friends of mine radium and Schmorky, they wanted to say a few words and you know this site wouldn’t be anything without them.”
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Is this a cat or a rabbit?
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Literal interpretations are always accepted in my threads. Get it!? 
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fruit on the bottom posted:“Hey everyone. I know we don’t allow welcome posts but it’s my site so I figured it was ok hahaha i hope rad and schmo are doing okay.
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I think rad works for the government so this whole Russia thing is probably his fault
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Moxxis Endowment posted:Last night I went to the bathroom pretending to poo but actually I was hiding from my wife so I could fap to this catgirl: 
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CHUCK’S FEED AND SEED.
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This is my gif analogy of the 2016 US Presidential Election:
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it doesn't do anything thats the beauty of it
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idiot deers they get horny and have sex with each other and lay 30,000 deer eggs and suddenly your smashing into them on your motorcycle or chasing your dog around while it sprints desperately away hauling half a deer carcass. when i was a kid i had to sit around at dusk and shoot deer with an air rifle so they wouldnt eat all the tamaters. i had to slit a deer throat after it got tangled up in a barbed wire fence like a retard. every member of my immediate family has killed a deer with an automobile. you dont even need to hunt them anymore theyre more than capable of killing themselves and theres always about 7 or 8 little bambis ready to replace them. kill all the deer and eat their flesh is whatnibalways say
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EorayMel posted:idiot deers they get horny and have sex with each other and lay 30,000 deer eggs and suddenly your smashing into them on your motorcycle or chasing your dog around while it sprints desperately away hauling half a deer carcass. when i was a kid i had to sit around at dusk and shoot deer with an air rifle so they wouldnt eat all the tamaters. i had to slit a deer throat after it got tangled up in a barbed wire fence like a retard. every member of my immediate family has killed a deer with an automobile. you dont even need to hunt them anymore theyre more than capable of killing themselves and theres always about 7 or 8 little bambis ready to replace them. kill all the deer and eat their flesh is whatnibalways say realistic terraria mod looking good
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Neutrino posted:ʇsodʇᴉɥs
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poo poo. Now I have that song "YOU PUT MY HAND UP ON YOUR HIP, WHEN YOU DIP - I DIP - WE DIP" song in my head because of this.
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