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They clearly say there was a man inside
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thank you baby roomba
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Lauroon Kyanka posted:i haven't ordered a pizza in years. ordered a preseasoned pan from amazon and never looked back. i get the dough and toppings at winco. no more having to put on pants to answer the door. don't get me started on tipping the driver, which i never do. That’s good because with the lack of tipping your delivery pizza probably came into contact with a lot of people’s sweaty balls.
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Jan 12, 2018 20:48
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Yeah if you had a reputation for not tipping you've probably eaten a lot of really gross poo poo.
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Jan 12, 2018 20:49
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You better loving respect the robot car.
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Jan 12, 2018 20:52
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like i already didn't know that. luckily other people messing with my food is kinda a turn on for me, so i guess i was okay with it at the time.
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Beefeater posted:I remember that. Dude made it through Europe and Canada no problem. Two weeks in the US and he gets hosed up. I think he made it to Philadelphia before he was annihilated. I think I found the problem
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Jan 12, 2018 20:57
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big nipples big life posted:Yeah if you had a reputation for not tipping you've probably eaten a lot of really gross poo poo. I was a pizza delivery driver and I delivered perennial non-tippers' pizzas exactly the same way I delivered everyone else's. You basically make it up entirely on the occasional big orders, so who cares? That's the job.
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Jan 12, 2018 21:06
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Delivery fees are loving bullshit, and I'd rather not tip when most restaurants are within a 10 minute drive. Pick up your drat food, you get the best deals doing carry out anyway.
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Jan 12, 2018 21:07
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My Linux Rig posted:Is that what the interviewer said to your kid? Are you programmed to be obtuse or are you just defective?
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bradzilla posted:Delivery fees are loving bullshit, and I'd rather not tip when most restaurants are within a 10 minute drive. Pick up your drat food, you get the best deals doing carry out anyway. I just tipped chineese carry out. i appreciate the cooks timeliness and eye for quality when preparing my general chix
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Jan 12, 2018 21:09
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I say thank you to siri because she helps me. there's no reason to raise your rude kids to be rude to people.
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Jan 12, 2018 21:09
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you know you live in the ghetto when they don't deliver out there at all (source: me, a few years ago)
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exploded mummy posted:I think I found the problem Stops for a cheesesteak, gets mugged and decapitated.
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Jan 12, 2018 21:11
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I say thanks to bus drivers and they're self-driving too
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Jan 12, 2018 21:20
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those same people would slam the door on an actual driver the moment the pizza was past the threshhold and try desperately to forget the pleb who was recently so near them.
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Jan 12, 2018 21:53
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Im the guy angrily telling pizzabot to go back to his own country
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Jan 12, 2018 21:54
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The last time I ordered pizza for delivery was in Madison, WI in 2014 during the polar vortex (Think it was like -9 F out). Some tiny girl who looked like she was wearing two coats walked it through the snow to my door, and I felt like such an rear end in a top hat I tipped 200%
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Jan 12, 2018 22:09
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It's certainly better than seeing the accusing look in the eyes of the 50-60 year old pizza delivery guy that can tell I'm baked.
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Jan 12, 2018 22:17
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I never hosed with anyone's food but if you were known as a no tipper your delivery times weren't as good as they could be probably.
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Jan 12, 2018 22:20
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Make the pizzabot a Johnny Cab or no sale
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Jan 12, 2018 22:25
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That's a nice robot. So you should say, "Thank you." This robot bullies homeless people, so you should squirt bbq sauce at it. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.d532e8e18645 E: 
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Jan 12, 2018 22:52
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I wonder how disastrous siri will prove as the next gen becomes even more classist than the liberals of today~!~!!!!
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Jan 12, 2018 22:53
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when the car hits your eye and you eat poo poo and die thats amore
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Jan 12, 2018 22:55
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I worked in most pizza places around the world and let me tell you, bad tippers and people we just didn't like got a lot of cum in their dough
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Jan 12, 2018 22:56
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On Star Trek TNG Ensign Sonya Gomez said "thank you" to the replicators and she was a fine looking woman so I'd say this is good policy.
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Jan 12, 2018 23:00
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Wicker Man posted:It's certainly better than seeing the accusing look in the eyes of the 50-60 year old pizza delivery guy that can tell I'm baked. if you aren't offering 50-60 year old pizza guys a quick puff before they are on their way i don't even know what to say to you
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Jan 12, 2018 23:01
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My self driving car has a bumper sticker that says defend are autonomous troops
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Jan 12, 2018 23:03
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smoobles posted:In theory a railgun could launch the pizza from your nearest Dominos' rooftop, and a net or mechanical arm on your own roof could catch it I like this idea more than the car
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Jan 12, 2018 23:08
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Chinatown posted:when the car hits your eye and you eat poo poo and die when the world is a lie except for the pizza guy that's amore
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Jan 12, 2018 23:11
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meat police posted:Can you gently caress the car? I mean, is it fuckable? dear diary: got friend zoned by the pizza car
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Jan 12, 2018 23:15
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Stexils posted:dear diary: got friend zoned by the pizza car Lol
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Chinatown posted:when the car hits your eye and you eat poo poo and die
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Moridin920 posted:I never hosed with anyone's food but if you were known as a no tipper your delivery times weren't as good as they could be probably. I delivered just as fast as usual because it wasn't going to make any difference, and the faster I made the delivery, the more deliveries I could make where people did tip. You were only sabotaging yourself, man. You should have just let it go.
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Fartbox posted:They clearly say there was a man inside
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Cnut the Great posted:I delivered just as fast as usual because it wasn't going to make any difference, and the faster I made the delivery, the more deliveries I could make where people did tip. You just got into your car and you're pulling out of the lot. You're at the light at the corner. You realize you forgot to get red pepper packets for one of the orders on the double you just got sent off on, and they specifically asked too. poo poo! You usually carry a few in your pocket for this very reason but no one's perfect. You see the name on the ticket and realize these people never tip no matter what. You can just profusely apologize and blame the stoners on the phones for not telling you if the person is really that mad about it. Do you turn around and get them from the store or do you say screw it and save a few minutes? COMRADES fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Jan 13, 2018 |
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Alternate scenario: you have a double! You're one of the few closing drivers so you get sent off on a double that wouldn't fly during a rush - it will take you ~30 minutes to get done depending on the road. Probably 10 minutes to get the first done and then 10 minutes to the next one then 10 minutes back. Doesn't matter which you take first, you'll be back at the store in the same amount of time. One you know tips $5 every time, one never tips. Which one do you take first?
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davidofmk771 posted:its called courtesy, retard. have fun being judged when the machines overthrow us. This. Being polite to Skynet or Allied Mastercomputer is pretty important.
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Lauroon Kyanka posted:i haven't ordered a pizza in years. ordered a preseasoned pan from amazon and never looked back. i get the dough and toppings at winco. no more having to put on pants to answer the door. don't get me started on tipping the driver, which i never do. Anyone got more info on what this guy is on about? Can I make my own pie in the amount of time it takes me to use the Domino's ®™ pizza app?
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Stexils posted:dear diary: got friend zoned by the pizza car wife got extra sausage the cucky pizzowned combo
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