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hey welcome to my place come on in you can leave your shoes on  help yourself to an ice cold crispy can of suds  and dont piss on the drat seat hehe  HEY HEY DONT GO IN THAT ROOM!!!! <  >
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*throws up in french*
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Jan 13, 2018 00:33
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*goes into room*
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Jan 13, 2018 00:35
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Furia posted:*goes into room* 
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Jan 13, 2018 00:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwEf-1NkIpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evF80GEuVe8
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Jan 13, 2018 00:36
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*serruptiously microwaves can of beer*
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Jan 13, 2018 00:37
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https://i.imgur.com/AgzZPbH.mp4
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Jan 13, 2018 00:38
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*clogs toilet*
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Jan 13, 2018 00:39
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I'm going to drunkenly break a lamp or other item, and I will not tell you about it. In fact, I fully intend on hiding it, and surreptitiously filling it with my vomit.
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Jan 13, 2018 00:39
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*pukes on someones car outside*
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Jan 13, 2018 00:40
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*pukes on someone's cat inside*
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Jan 13, 2018 00:47
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*says something that kills the mood*
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Jan 13, 2018 00:50
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*chills in kitchen, close to beer*
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Jan 13, 2018 00:51
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* Leaves an upper decker in every bathroom *
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Jan 13, 2018 00:51
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*plays guitar*
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Jan 13, 2018 00:52
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*Hits on everyone because I'm a drunk slut that cannot be contained* *Takes several jello shots after already getting TORN UP on jungle juice* *loving dies*
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Jan 13, 2018 00:52
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hey i called the cops to come by and just make sure everyone is protected and everything, just to be safe and stuff. you're welcome!
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Jan 13, 2018 00:52
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*brings own aux cable to commandeer the stereo* *plays music literally only I enjoy*
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Jan 13, 2018 00:53
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me irl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta_biYJNyc4&t=290s
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Jan 13, 2018 00:54
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Nah, I'm not really into bourbon. More of a rye dude myself.
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Jan 13, 2018 00:59
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*Quietly looks in your medicine cabinet and in drawers in your bathroom*
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Jan 13, 2018 01:01
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Wow finally a party where I'm not the only one reading in the corner and avoiding eye contact as much as possible.
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*shows up fashionably late with mike stoklasa chained to a leash and gagged with a leather strap and ball*
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Jan 13, 2018 01:04
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oh dope posted:*brings own aux cable to commandeer the stereo* i don't care if i'm "killing the mood," we're listening to bon iver's self-titled all the way through
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Jan 13, 2018 01:04
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*Brings a 6 pack. Drinks at least 16 beers* *DJs all night, gets verbally abusive when someone requests a song*
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Jan 13, 2018 01:05
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i’m the weird stoner kid who no one really knows but is playing halo on your xbox by himself
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dk2m posted:i’m the weird stoner kid who no one really knows but is playing halo on your xbox by himself Hey man can I play some 'lo with ya??? *burps* I'm really good with the space ghost thing *hiccup hiccup*
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symbolic posted:*clogs toilet* *Pours glitter and glow stick juice in toilet* “Let’s get this party staaaaaarrtttteeeedddd woooooooo!!!!” 
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Jan 13, 2018 01:08
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*sulks on a couch, ashamed of having killed the mood earlier*
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Jan 13, 2018 01:09
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How this not been posted? Da Kickstep's da bomb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVOjcurS9-M
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Jan 13, 2018 01:12
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"hey man, can I bum a cig?" "I only smoke when I drink" *pats pockets* "drat, can I get a light? *asks to borrow lighter, then pockets it while still talking to you*
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Jan 13, 2018 01:17
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Shats Basoon posted:*Brings a 6 pack. Drinks at least 16 beers* tbf, people request lovely songs
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Jan 13, 2018 01:19
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*is talking poo poo and drinking forties with the burnouts n punks*
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Jan 13, 2018 01:20
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I loved throwing house parties in college. My go-to strategy for minimal effort and maximum result was: - invite only 2 people: the head cheerleader from HS who is now 20 and willing to attend a party held by King Dork, and the cool burnout who realizes King Dork became a lot less dorky after getting into weed - tell anyone who asks "naw, I didn't invite people to a party, HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THAT?" - 250 people show up at house for party.
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Jan 13, 2018 01:28
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*brings PA cabinets, laptop, DJ controller to drop mad beats with* *everyone stands in the other room while I drop flux pavilion and skrillex just for myself* *yeah man these really bump*
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Jan 13, 2018 01:32
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I don't know how to conduct myself socially so I just brought weed hope that's cool
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Jan 13, 2018 01:35
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There's a comically loud record scratch, right before the music adruptly stops,literally the second I start hitting on the hosts girlfriend who is too good for him
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Jan 13, 2018 01:37
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Zorodius posted:I don't know how to conduct myself socially so I just brought weed hope that's cool oh hey sweet let me get a hit of that *coughs into bowl, spraying embers everywhere* oh shoot whoops *vomits* oh jeez *shits* doggone it
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Jan 13, 2018 01:37
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ok guys the beer shotgunning competition is about to start 
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hey, catch! *tosses volcano bag* wanna play smash bros?
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