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It's going to rule so hard when urban cycling advocates have to watch their bike lanes become amazon and domino delivery bot lanes
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Wicker Man posted:It's certainly better than seeing the accusing look in the eyes of the 50-60 year old pizza delivery guy that can tell I'm baked. or the eyes of a pizza delivery guy that’s as baked as I am 
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Jan 13, 2018 01:32
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Noblesse Obliged posted:It's going to rule so hard when urban cycling advocates have to watch their bike lanes become amazon and domino delivery bot lanes
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Jan 13, 2018 01:39
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Stexils posted:dear diary: got friend zoned by the pizza car lol
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Jan 13, 2018 01:40
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COMRADES posted:Alternate scenario: you have a double! You're one of the few closing drivers so you get sent off on a double that wouldn't fly during a rush - it will take you ~30 minutes to get done depending on the road. Probably 10 minutes to get the first done and then 10 minutes to the next one then 10 minutes back. Doesn't matter which you take first, you'll be back at the store in the same amount of time. Take the tipper first. Buy beer with tip. Drink beer on route to delivery of no tipper. Burp in that tightwads face when you hand over the pizza.
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Jan 13, 2018 01:40
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sure it seems silly to say thanks to a car but there's nothing dumb about being grateful for what you have next time you drive home from work, thank your car for doing a good job. or at least be thankful. your life will be better for it. i don't have kids but if I did I'd make sure they didn't take the pizza robot for granted
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Jan 13, 2018 01:54
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Noblesse Obliged posted:It's going to rule so hard when urban cycling advocates have to watch their bike lanes become amazon and domino delivery bot lanes Cyclists are already an endangered species, I fear they may go the way of the dodo soon
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Jan 13, 2018 02:06
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myDad posted:Cyclists are already an endangered species, I fear they may go the way of the dodo soon heh, they ARE pretty stupid. good joke dad
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Jan 13, 2018 02:16
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myDad posted:Cyclists are already an endangered species, I fear they may go the way of the dodo soon Maybe if they stayed in protected areas they wouldn't keep getting poached Soon there will be a picture of a bunch of soldiers with ak47s standing around the last one. As it blindly meanders around in its stupid looking shorts bumping into things To ensure it is not disturbed the soldiers dress up as traffic signs and stop lights which it's primitive eyes cannot detect.
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Jan 13, 2018 02:21
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Cyclist are the 30 foot rule guys on YouTube charging into a hail of bullets saying the blade is a nobler method of warfare
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Jan 13, 2018 02:23
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I always say please and thank you to friends' Alexas and poo poo. I don't know, it doesn't hurt being nice.
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Jan 13, 2018 02:27
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I think i might have to friend zone my roomba
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Jan 13, 2018 02:30
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fbsw posted:I always say please and thank you to friends' Alexas and poo poo. I don't know, it doesn't hurt being nice. I call my Alexa a whore and tell her she will never gather data in this town again if she says anything. But I do that to all my electronics. Yes even my #wiitoo
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Jan 13, 2018 02:31
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fbsw posted:I think i might have to friend zone my roomba Thats a good way to have a self carrying printer
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Jan 13, 2018 02:32
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Jan 13, 2018 12:42
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Novo posted:sure it seems silly to say thanks to a car but there's nothing dumb about being grateful for what you have “Oh heavenly pizza car, we thank you for the bounty you’ve brought us here tonight.”
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Jan 13, 2018 12:56
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I am not going to leave my house if I order a pizza delivered, this concept is fatally flawed.
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Jan 13, 2018 13:57
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robotic dog stole my slice
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Jan 13, 2018 14:34
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fbsw posted:I think i might have to friend zone my roomba getting more relevant by the minute
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Jan 13, 2018 15:30
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Jesus, I’ve been on this site for 17 years, I know better than to click links.
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Jan 13, 2018 19:31
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Im gonna steal the car.
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Jan 13, 2018 19:42
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Or better yet, I am gonna tip the driverless car. I mean, im not gonna give it money or anything. I am just gonna try to flip it on its side to disable it. And i'll be wearing a 15 dollar hoodie while i do it, negating the very expensive camera system im sure it has.
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Jan 13, 2018 19:43
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Cnut the Great posted:I was a pizza delivery driver and I delivered perennial non-tippers' pizzas exactly the same way I delivered everyone else's. You basically make it up entirely on the occasional big orders, so who cares? That's the job. I was also a pizza delivery driver and a lot of people tasted my ball sweat. That’s the job.
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Jan 13, 2018 19:44
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veiled boner fuel posted:I was also a pizza delivery driver and a lot of people tasted my ball sweat. That’s the job. So it was a popular choice of topping?
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Jan 13, 2018 20:07
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I thought our pool robot was cute until it continually tried to murder me and my friends and I realized I had to change its diaper
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Jan 13, 2018 20:15
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fbsw posted:I always say please and thank you to friends' Alexas and poo poo. I don't know, it doesn't hurt being nice. you are treating Alexa as a better when you do that
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Jan 13, 2018 20:45
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Everything I thought I know about the home appliances of the future was wrong. I will never gently caress my toaster. Or coffee machine.
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Jan 13, 2018 21:08
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Lol
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Jan 13, 2018 23:05
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Novo posted:sure it seems silly to say thanks to a car but there's nothing dumb about being grateful for what you have That's just weird animism and I'm all for it. Don't forget to leave out a piece of 'za for the house elves.
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Jan 13, 2018 23:40
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quote:"I love things!" she sobbed. "Objects, possessions, toys, appliances, furniture... I love them all!"
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Jan 13, 2018 23:40
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gdi https://i.imgur.com/FOTj7wJ_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium
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Jan 13, 2018 23:42
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Colonel Cancer posted:That's just weird animism and I'm all for it. Don't forget to leave out a piece of 'za for the house elves. My dad apparently was petting our Plymouth family van and didn't want to leave it at the junk yard when had to get rid of it in the 90s because apparently a belt had broken in the engine months before hand and it somehow managed to run without breaking down until than and it had been a trustworthy vehicle that took care of us as a family for like ten years
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Jan 14, 2018 00:01
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thank you for not starting the robot revolution, pizza bot
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Jan 14, 2018 00:02
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Aesop Poprock posted:My dad apparently was petting our Plymouth family van and didn't want to leave it at the junk yard when had to get rid of it in the 90s because apparently a belt had broken in the engine months before hand and it somehow managed to run without breaking down until than and it had been a trustworthy vehicle that took care of us as a family for like ten years the very van in which you were conceived
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Jan 14, 2018 00:08
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Milo and POTUS posted:the very van in which you were conceived If anything that makes it more heartwarming
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Jan 14, 2018 00:45
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