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you wouldn't be smelling my garlic breath if you were sucking my dick
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Jan 13, 2018 02:50
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i'm dating your mom
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Jan 13, 2018 02:51
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i hope you remain as attractive as my mother when you're her age
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Jan 13, 2018 02:52
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Lurk more
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Jan 13, 2018 02:53
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it's not you it's ask jeeves
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Jan 13, 2018 02:55
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I am gently caress
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Jan 13, 2018 02:55
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I choose to live as a gay man
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Jan 13, 2018 02:56
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"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."
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Jan 13, 2018 02:56
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I’m sorry, but you don’t eat rear end.
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Jan 13, 2018 02:58
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turn on your monitor
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Jan 13, 2018 02:59
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It's not me, it's you.
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Jan 13, 2018 02:59
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I've decided to jump into online dating over you
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Jan 13, 2018 03:00
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'We need to talk' should be enough for any socially adept adult to know what's up. A fun one: Thanks, I'm asexual now
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Jan 13, 2018 03:01
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Nobody must know my terrible secret. 
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Jan 13, 2018 03:02
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with a love that will echo through the ages
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Jan 13, 2018 03:02
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Nobody must know my terrible secret. everyone knows my terrible secret
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Jan 13, 2018 03:15
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It's not you, it's me. And you.
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Jan 13, 2018 03:16
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You are nothing like Fluttershy
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Jan 13, 2018 03:17
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I'm going to kill myself tonight, well bye
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Jan 13, 2018 03:18
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So, remember when I said I wasn't a ghost?
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Jan 13, 2018 03:18
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I want my Alvin and the Chipmunks blu-rays back, now.
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Jan 13, 2018 03:20
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Sid Vicious posted:I'm going to kill myself tonight, well bye No
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Jan 13, 2018 03:24
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I'm gay
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Jan 13, 2018 03:25
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bradzilla posted:I'm gay
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Jan 13, 2018 03:25
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It’s not you, it’s the other you.
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Jan 13, 2018 03:41
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I’ve decided to pursue other opportunities, my two weeks are effective starting today
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Jan 13, 2018 03:43
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My other girlfriend told me your boobies weren't large enough
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Jan 13, 2018 03:51
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q73gUUr8Zlw
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Jan 13, 2018 03:52
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We appreciate everything youve done for the team but the decision was made to trade you for a 3rd and 4th round pick to the Cleveland Browns.
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Jan 13, 2018 03:57
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Barudak posted:We appreciate everything youve done for the team but the decision was made to trade you for a 3rd and 4th round pick to the Cleveland Browns.
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Jan 13, 2018 04:08
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Walker told me I have AIDS
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Jan 13, 2018 04:09
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Who’s got two thumbs, chlamydia, and is cheating on you? This guy!
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Jan 13, 2018 04:10
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I love the Browns. I think I have a problem
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Jan 13, 2018 04:17
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bradzilla posted:I'm gay
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Jan 13, 2018 04:19
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it's not me it's you
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Jan 13, 2018 04:23
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Jan 13, 2018 04:26
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Jan 13, 2018 04:29
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bradzilla posted:I'm gay
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Jan 13, 2018 04:31
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I'm not gay, I just wish you had a big cock for me to suck is all.
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Jan 13, 2018 04:32
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"I love you" (said 12 minutes into 2nd date)
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