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Martha Stewart Undying posted:Tho to be honest, have you seen some of the poo poo Jesus/God has(have??) done with their creation kit? I am firmly convinced the reasons our ancestors left the ocean is because the poo poo down there is loving terrifying.
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Jan 13, 2018 00:11
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Oblivion gates, all the way down.
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Jan 13, 2018 00:12
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Jan 13, 2018 00:13
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That was about as healthy a way as you can storm out of the hobby as any. Upload all your files as one instead of deleting everything, searching for personal betterment instead of screaming at real and perceived slights, etc. Now, where's that Fallout mod LP thread?
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Jan 13, 2018 01:07
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CommissarMega posted:I am firmly convinced the reasons our ancestors left the ocean is because the poo poo down there is loving terrifying. Mira Grant agrees with you. https://www.amazon.com/Rolling-Deep-Mira-Grant/dp/159606708X
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Jan 13, 2018 03:47
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There's a reason gently caress THE OCEAN threads exist.bessantj posted:Not being an edgy atheist or anything but Too late.
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Jan 13, 2018 04:04
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ulmont posted:Mira Grant agrees with you. So does Charlie Stross with the Benthic Treaty. (All the governments in the world signed a treaty with Deep Ones, because fear.)
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Jan 13, 2018 04:06
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Nasgate posted:Can't talk about Doom ports without a Porche Page back, but what the hell is up with the toaster? Why a toaster?
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Jan 13, 2018 04:51
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DicktheCat posted:Page back, but what the hell is up with the toaster? Why a toaster? As with all things in modding: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRzsUVXXMyE
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Jan 13, 2018 04:57
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bessantj posted:Not being an edgy atheist or anything but Gotta grind up those prayer and hymn skills
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Jan 13, 2018 05:23
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DicktheCat posted:Page back, but what the hell is up with the toaster? Why a toaster? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI7tWd7B3iI
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Jan 13, 2018 06:02
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Jan 13, 2018 07:48
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https://twitter.com/HDoomguy/status/951728397511741440
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Jan 13, 2018 08:55
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I wonder how many tri's that has compared to the rest of the model, because boy does that look like one intricately modeled vagina
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Jan 13, 2018 09:08
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He's outslabbed the 'slab.
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Jan 13, 2018 09:34
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Apparently that guy didn't make the models, he took them from a collection of premade models, some of which have fully modeled vaginas.
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Jan 13, 2018 12:25
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Cup Runneth Over posted:Apparently that guy didn't make the models, he took them from a collection of premade models, some of which have fully modeled vaginas. That doesn't answer the core question of why. I've seen a lot of poo poo but never CG/SFM/Whatever porn detailed enough to require that much anatomical detail- usually its the opposite.
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Jan 13, 2018 12:36
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Kavak posted:That doesn't answer the core question of why. I've seen a lot of poo poo but never CG/SFM/Whatever porn detailed enough to require that much anatomical detail- usually its the opposite. Just think; It'll only get worse with the advent of VR gaming  .
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Jan 13, 2018 12:47
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Kavak posted:That doesn't answer the core question of why. I've seen a lot of poo poo but never CG/SFM/Whatever porn detailed enough to require that much anatomical detail- usually its the opposite. For some people it's all about the details. And remeber: the deeper into the vagina you model, the harder you can spread it!
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Jan 13, 2018 14:11
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Ah yes, Cinematic Mod. A mod for you, person who really, really loves ferns, especially ones growing on walls of apartment blocks and bridges and sheer cliff faces. And getting stuck in world geometry. And getting lost in Half-Life 2 because you can't figure out where to go because the maps are unbelievably cluttered and noisy. The weapon changes are amazing, because despite the supposed "improvements" and added realism or whatever bullshit the guy spews, all the guns are so much worse to handle. Accuracy is complete poo poo and the spread on guns like the SMG straight up hilarious. In addition hey're now extremely loud and also designed to be the most ugly tacticool garbage you can imagine. ADS is of course included for all the weapons, including even the Gravity Gun. Oh and Gordon's movement speed is miserably slow and the AI is even more broken since it can't handle the new terrain or the weapon spread, recoil and power changes at all. Oh yeah and you get to go to Alyx's room. It has a large purple dildo in it. That said, the character models are easily the most hilarious part:   Also a relatively recent and fresh anecdote about the Cinematic Mod Experience™: 
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Jan 13, 2018 19:04
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Turns out the G stood for guido all along.
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Jan 13, 2018 19:27
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Or greasy.
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Jan 13, 2018 19:29
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He also has a habit of plopping utterly massive bridges you can't go on everywhere for no real reason.       Bridges are like this guy's Oblivion Gates CJacobs fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Jan 13, 2018 |
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Jan 13, 2018 19:34
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I think more of Twin Peaks rather than the Mafiso Gman idea and now I want a Gordon Cole Xcom voice pack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afAK2rNBxg8
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Jan 13, 2018 19:46
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marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:I think more of Twin Peaks rather than the Mafiso Gman idea and now I want a Gordon Cole Xcom voice pack. the only thing i can tell you is that you can always play the blair witch videogame https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7396XoV0uw0
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Jan 13, 2018 20:02
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Kikas posted:For some people it's all about the details. This has to be it, I recall a mod for Skyrim that boasted that it actually put an egg model into your character's rear end in a top hat. You couldn't actually see it, but rest assured it was in there.
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Jan 13, 2018 20:08
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Just think; It'll only get worse with the advent of VR gaming The thing about VR is that it's easy to put your head through things even on accident, so I want all my characters to have fully modeled internal organs.
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Jan 13, 2018 22:00
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aniviron posted:The thing about VR is that it's easy to put your head through things even on accident, so I want all my characters to have fully modeled internal organs. Might as well go 4K for all that. I mean, you wouldn't want to reduce your immersion. Plus, FINALLY a reason for all those slimy textures!
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Jan 13, 2018 22:22
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Ruflux posted:
I don't believe you.
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Jan 13, 2018 22:41
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Methylethylaldehyde posted:I don't believe you. very start of this strange person's video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP0ziNVUc9A
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Jan 13, 2018 22:42
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CJacobs posted:very start of this strange person's video Why does the mod have an entry in youtube gaming?
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Jan 13, 2018 22:48
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CJacobs posted:He also has a habit of plopping utterly massive bridges you can't go on everywhere for no real reason. Bridges, ferns and cranes. Oh god the cranes. I played through this poo poo and the crane count was probably in the hundreds overall. Anywhere you looked, you'd probably see like 3-4 different cranes. City 17 turned from Anytown, Eastern Europe into some weird wannabe modern Euro metropolis with constant construction, massive glass apartment blocks and generally just ill-fittingly modern and shiny architecture for a dystopian city-state 20 years in under totalitarian rule. Even all the vegetation changed into lush greenery from the dead husks and dried out grass in the base game.
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Jan 13, 2018 23:39
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CJacobs posted:very start of this strange person's video Fake news! If I have learned ANYTHING from the mod scene, that is actually rather a SMALL dildo...
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Jan 13, 2018 23:40
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CJacobs posted:very start of this strange person's video Watching this video, I had the horrible thought that if the mod creator implemented some sort of custom set of achievements, they'd make one for carrying it through the game like the gnome in Episode 2. Leal posted:Why does the mod have an entry in youtube gaming? Ruflux posted:Bridges, ferns and cranes. Oh god the cranes. I played through this poo poo and the crane count was probably in the hundreds overall. Anywhere you looked, you'd probably see like 3-4 different cranes. City 17 turned from Anytown, Eastern Europe into some weird wannabe modern Euro metropolis with constant construction, massive glass apartment blocks and generally just ill-fittingly modern and shiny architecture for a dystopian city-state 20 years in under totalitarian rule. Even all the vegetation changed into lush greenery from the dead husks and dried out grass in the base game.
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Jan 14, 2018 00:08
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Yeah it adds a lot of fuckin weird low quality hentai stencil graffiti everywhere in addition to some actually-offensive stuff. All of these are varying shades of  for porn and hentai and 'gently caress whores' with penis doodles and stuffhttps://imgur.com/mfvib9y https://imgur.com/S0ZncPS https://imgur.com/MEEzxYM
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Jan 14, 2018 00:20
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CJacobs posted:All of these are varying shades of Someone should get Baron on the line to make a texture replacer.
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Jan 14, 2018 00:34
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CJacobs posted:Yeah it adds a lot of fuckin weird low quality hentai stencil graffiti everywhere in addition to some actually-offensive stuff.
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Jan 14, 2018 01:25
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CJacobs posted:He also has a habit of plopping utterly massive bridges you can't go on everywhere for no real reason. This looks like autism. I really want to see the creator's city in Simcity-type games.
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Jan 14, 2018 01:41
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Bridges aside, those look really cool, but I'm guessing in motion the illusion would be lost. As for the graffiti, why would there be porn in Half Life 2 anyways? The Combine set up the suppression field to block reproduction, so everyone's probably been limp dicked for the last twenty years.
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