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Guy Mann posted:The P in Ernest P. Worrel stands for "politically incorrect" This is actually subversive and critical of the ruling class; Ernest was a known leftist and sympathetic to the plight of the people
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moose face posted:It was a good character. A loveable janitor with an 9" uncut dick. An absolute hammer.  ernest is like a happy, neoliberal version of the trade unionist scrubs janitor
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maskenfreiheit posted:
there's little I wouldn't give to see a film called Ernest Starts A Union
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:there's little I wouldn't give to see a film called Ernest Starts A Union At walmart
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The villain is a district manager played by John Goodman.
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Rime posted:The villain is a district manager played by John Goodman. Nah, John Goodman should play Ernest's best friend and reluctant strike participant. Ed Harris should be the district manager. Or Gary Sinise.
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As a child my real father figure was watching Jim Varney on endlessly rented VHS tapes
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MLIOOBE posted:As a child my real father figure was watching Jim Varney on endlessly rented VHS tapes he died in the 90s dude
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:he died in the 90s dude False!
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After he got caught masturbating in that adult theatre he was merely a husk of a man, alive only in that he ate and breathed. rip
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I always thought that Vern was actually just Bobby. When I was little, I didn't clue into the fact that, Bobby was... y'know, a totally different character. I just pictured Vern as Bobby. Also, Eggs Erroneous. Ernest Goes to Jail is a very close second to Ernest Goes to Camp. Nash was loving brutal. Also, that jail was some sort of hyper-surreal, hosed up jail, from what I remember of the colours, the guard uniforms, the lighting. 
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AbbadonOfHell posted:Ernest was cool and good, "Hey Vern, it's Ernest" was one of my fave Sat morning things to watch. what the gently caress!!!! thats super dave!!!! i had no idea!!
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Soup du Journey posted:what the gently caress!!!! thats super dave!!!! i had no idea!! How could you miss that voice? SNL did a fantastic parody of Curb, with it being about Bernie Sanders, and Tarren Killam did a perfect Marty (Bob Einstein) impression. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn4tP7ogWIA
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:How could you miss that voice? i forgot what super dave sounded like!!! i dont know whats wrong with me!!!
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Jim Varney looked like John Cena will look like when he's 60, just puttin it out there -Alex Jones voice  
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Ernest scared stupid is the best movie ever made and i will fight you if you do not agree
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Mycroft Holmes posted:Ernest scared stupid is the best movie ever made and i will fight you if you do not agree My best friend made me watch this when we were teenagers and it was like a PPV thing for $4 and I punched him in the thigh after it was over and he admitted it was bad So if you want to risk a brutal thigh punch come at me
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Aesop Poprock posted:My best friend made me watch this when we were teenagers and it was like a PPV thing for $4 and I punched him in the thigh after it was over and he admitted it was bad Imagine you are twelve though. Also dude not cool
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moose face posted:Imagine you are twelve though. Also dude not cool How is insanely owning another person's leg with a death blow until they submit to your subjective criticism of an Ernest film not cool?
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Jan 13, 2018 06:08
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In Ernest Goes to Jail, Ernest's evil doppelganger Nash tried to rape his girlfriend. And Ernest himself got raped by Nash's girlfriend in a deleted scene. That family movie about a criminal on death row got dark.
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MachineryNoise posted:In Ernest Goes to Jail, Ernest's evil doppelganger Nash tried to rape his girlfriend. And Ernest himself got raped by Nash's girlfriend in a deleted scene. That family movie about a criminal on death row got dark. Who was Nash's gf in the deleted scene?
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Who was Nash's gf in the deleted scene? No clue, but here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Fqq64_2uAA
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Aesop Poprock posted:How is insanely owning another person's leg with a death blow until they submit to your subjective criticism of an Ernest film not cool? If someone punched me because i showed them a movie they did not like the favour would be repaid tenfold on their head
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free hubcaps posted:the trolls in ernest scared stupid were scary as gently caress It gave me horrible nightmares when I was a kid. Still great though.
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moose face posted:If someone punched me because i showed them a movie they did not like the favour would be repaid tenfold on their head He's knocked my stupid head out before because he's a boxer and pretty much all I have is submission and grappling moves I tried to learn from mma youtube videos
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A Persian Gulf dictator, Tufuti (Ivan Lucas), invades the country of Karifistan, subsequently plunging the United States into war. America's best soldiers respond to the call of duty. And so does good-natured bumbling yokel Ernest P. Worrell (Jim Varney). However, Ernest is anything but a conventional soldier, and he causes major military havoc. But he finds that he can help when he befriends a lost boy (Christo Davids) from Karifistan during the war.
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Best Ernest movies in order: 1. Ernest Goes to Camp 2. Ernest Saves Christmas 3. Ernest Goes to Jail 4. Ernest Scared Stupid 5. Slam Dunk Ernest
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I am Ernest P. Worrell, nazi war criminal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcEWFuzWnSI
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Dr Otto was a bizarre rear end movie
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One of the weirdest things to come out of the Ernest empire was the z-list redneck actors who were in them trying to strike out on their own. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im2TBfm49TQ Mumpy Puffinz posted:he died in the 90s dude I'm glad Jim Varney didn't live to see 9/11 because he's absolutely one of those people who would have lost it afterward. In another universe Jim Varney played Nathan Bedford Forrest in An American Carol and lectures the Michael Moore stand-in about how it's heritage and not hate. Aesop Poprock posted:My best friend made me watch this when we were teenagers and it was like a PPV thing for $4 and I punched him in the thigh after it was over and he admitted it was bad The opening credits are pretty good at least. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU-G3FCNXiQ
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moose face posted:It was a good character. A loveable janitor with an 9" uncut dick. An absolute hammer. loving lol
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Uncle Wemus posted:Dr Otto was a bizarre rear end movie It's amazingly bizarre and terrible. I highly recommend it. He brought back Otto a lot on his Saturday morning show. IIRC it aired in the same general time that Peewee's show was on, which made for one hell of a viewing block.
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I checked and he’s still p scary
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He did anti smoking ads in the early 80s and then continued to smoke until 98 when he was diagnosed with lung cancer and succumbed to it in 2000
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Yes I remember Ernst Rommel, famous German general who fought for the Nazis.
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