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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

"That's the biggest dick I've ever seen!"

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I don't think you're a horrible person

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
I;m Thinking About Thos Beans

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

Literally A Person posted:

"That's the biggest dick I've ever seen!"

Why is his dick out when you're asking for money?

...oh, nevermind.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
You’re a real generous person. Always willing to help out someone in need. I’ve asked around, that’s what they all say. Real stand up guy

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I bet that wallet gets pretty heavy huh

Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017

Don't need to be a baller to spare a dollar,
Don't need to be a rockafella to help a fella
Ain't no city like generosity ain't no nation like donation,
Spare a buck get a street kid crunk cuz a punk ain't a punk unless he's drunk


My youth was a extremely dumb and extremely drunk time period full of wasted opportunity, is the translation to this mess. It worked though.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
ill suck yo diiick!!!

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
"Dad"

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

:hai:

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
You have nice titts.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

The Dennis System posted:

You have nice titts.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

lol

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

There's a guy I see near the Virginia street offramp nearly every day with a cardboard sign saying "All lives matter."

I've ignored him up until now but am considering giving him the finger when I drive by in the future.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
u want a swirly or u want to give me a dollar


that always worked for me

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL
Arrrrgh matey, ye be rather handsome today

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
You have really nice thumbs.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Kak posted:

You have really nice thumbs.

*turns into entirely enrapturing blanket of future consciousness* "You are the being of hope. Here is your coupon for buy one get one free whopper at your local BK

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Ahahaha

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

You are soooooooooooooiooooooo good lookin'

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

What amazing money you have!

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



youre really funny, you could write a frontpage article for my website if you liked!>?

fbsw
Mar 3, 2016
it's going to be okay





after you give me 20 dollars

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
hey nice haircut now give me your money or i will kill you

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.
Your kids are so cute and I promise they're safe!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Wow you look really strong, I bet you could totally kick my rear end in front of these witnesses.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
You don't smell as bad as one would assume from your looks.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
What like in terms of length or girth or knob size or just overall heft? Also best I can offer is a drag off my cigarette and some home made granola. :shrug:

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
https://youtu.be/e6JR8kql5U4

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

How's your son "Literally A Person" doing these days?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

You smell good, also can I have some money?

wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.
Just keep raising your voice until they pay heed

Hey buddy can I have a dollaRRRRRagghhhhhhhhhhh

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Hey buddy, I'm dying and the Ferryman has recently realized his monopoly status so I need about four thousand dollars.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

givepatajob posted:

I;m Thinking About Thos Beans

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


givepatajob posted:

I;m Thinking About Thos Beans

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
I have a boner in my trousers

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Hey want to trade all your money for my knife staying safely away from your neck and/or torso area? I ask because they are so nice and un-cut-up right now.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Give me all your money and I just might think about not carving your beautiful face off with this box cutter.

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Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

I'm going to pay more attention to the forums and upgrade the software.

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