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Zazi posted:with a love that will echo through the ages P.S. - I'm gay.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 04:35 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 03:27 |
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*A fart*
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 04:36 |
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:"I love you" gently caress
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 04:40 |
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I'm into some weird poo poo; so if you could eat this rainbow cake and chug this entire bottle of laxative, that'd be great.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 06:21 |
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Ponies Ist Krieg posted:Thanks, I'm asexual now Then make a point to be seen by her with your new gurl a month later
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 06:27 |
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I think we both knew this was only meant to be short-term (for use on your 25th anniversary)
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 06:30 |
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I’m gonna be perfectly honest with you here: I’m a secret agent and my new assignment is going to make impossible for me to communicate with you for the next ten years.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 06:31 |
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You can keep having sex with him whenever you want - just don't leave me please!
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 06:44 |
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I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 14:47 |
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Take my life... PLEASE!
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 14:49 |
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Im sorry this relationship has to end Manuel, or should I say Gustavo his secret twin brother presumed dead in a tragic boating accident 15 years ago?!?
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 14:52 |
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If you leave me I'll kill myself. Repeat until they want you dead
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 15:08 |
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Hey, I found my old meme collection from high school! Let me show you!
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 15:11 |
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you're gay
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 15:13 |
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When we started going out I didn't know you had a hotter identical twin.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 15:19 |
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Let me preface what I'm about to say: a threesome with your two grandmothers is not weird
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 15:29 |
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yeah heres a tip for you, dont be a hooker
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 15:31 |
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my cum is tainted
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 15:38 |
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Chief McHeath posted:my cum is tainted My taint is cummed
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 15:40 |
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I like you, but I feel like I could get somebody hotter.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 16:04 |
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(mumble) I said, DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 16:11 |
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Imperialist Dog posted:(mumble) I said, DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 16:33 |
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I heard you take a dump, things can never be the same.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 16:44 |
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It's you, not me
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 16:59 |
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Noblesse Obliged posted:I've decided to jump into online dating over you brutal
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 17:17 |
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I tried being pegged by your wife but I'm just really not into it.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 17:28 |
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We're breaking up, I'm positive; HIV positive.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 17:34 |
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I once told a girl that was wondering if things were getting too serious too quickly, "If I wanted a friend, I'd buy a dog". I thought I meant it as a joke, but right as it came out I realized I wasn't joking and so did she. So I just left and that was that.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 17:45 |
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I'm moving to Manitoba. (If in Manitoba, say Wyoming).
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 17:49 |
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*serves Restraining Order* Bye.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 18:00 |
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I’d like to show you my SA post history.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 18:13 |
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Look, you guys have a good time frig-dancin'. And Barb, your scalloped potatoes are hosed
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 18:26 |
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bradzilla posted:I'm gay
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 19:11 |
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I'm 43 and you're a body pillow with image of an anime schoolgirl printed on it and I want a divorce.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 19:25 |
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im an anime body pillow and i’ve taken my things and left while you were at work. i’ve changed all my email addresses and gotten a new phone. don’t try to contact me or i’ll call the police
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 19:30 |
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Say "Goin' out for milk and cigarettes," and then just never go back. *Works best if you don't smoke.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 22:29 |
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I'm gonna give you up, let you down, run around and desert you, make you cry, say goodbye, and hurt you.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 22:58 |
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Reddit said this is best for both of us
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 23:27 |
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I'm not married to the sea, but I'll learn
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 23:29 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 03:27 |
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biznitch you later, skater!
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 23:30 |