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shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
I just came across the commercial for the Volkswagen T-Roc and I noticed that for some reason, there's a sheep with huge balls in it.
See if you can spot it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIx0AoYOJZM

I took a crappy screenshot, it's about 40 seconds in.



Sadly, this isn't something I can discuss irl, so I come to you GBS. Why are there sheep balls in this commercial? Why am I the only one noticing this?
What's wrong with Volkswagen? What's wrong with me? Are there other ads with hidden balls out there?

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Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


how is babby sheep formed

Lauroon Kyanka
Sep 17, 2017

*trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*
i think that's just his stomach. also look at the blurry dog in the screenshot! why are dogs never stabilized when captured.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
that's ewe

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

Actually OP, I think you'll find that a male sheep is called a goat, in europe.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
coming soon sheeppoopballs.jpg

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

resistentialism posted:

Actually OP, I think you'll find that a male sheep is called a goat, in europe.

Even if this was true (it isn't), that still makes it weird

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
I think the better question is: why are you weirded out by animal parts?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Why are you checking out a sheeps balls?

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Its a product tie in with Big Balls™

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
A male sheep is a ram.

Male animals have testicles you weirdo prude.

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean
That's an ewe. A girl sheep. And it's probably her stomach.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Sheep have giant balls, if you're gonna look at a male sheep from any angle sorry but you're going to see some balls :shrug:

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I've found that a surprising amount of male animals have testicles

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

furry cat balls always make me LOL

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
hi i heard you liked my commercial spot

Kak
Sep 27, 2002

numberoneposter posted:

furry cat balls always make me LOL

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i got balls OP


im no sheep OP!!!!!

Kak
Sep 27, 2002

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

LOL

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fat Jesus posted:

how is babby sheep formed

They need to do way instain mother sheep> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby sheep cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother sheep in ar who had kill her three lambs, they are taking the three babby sheep back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father sheep who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Oswald Kesselpot
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK
I think that's Wayne Gretzky

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

ElectricSheep posted:

hi i heard you liked my commercial spot

Yeah, you should really thank your agent. This is your step up to the big league for sure

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
These are not balls



nor these



not balls



also not balls

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
I'm very disappointed now

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









like a cigarette should posted:

I've found that a surprising amount of male animals have testicles

waht eh gently caress

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
I hear that is where they store the piss, OP.

Mr. Bung
Mar 24, 2005

Get out the pink press threat file
and Um-brrrptzzap the subject.
It's loving udders. Not balls, not stomach. Have you lot never seen an irl sheep before?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

secret clubhouse NO GIRLS posted:

It's loving udders. Not balls, not stomach. Have you lot never seen an irl sheep before?

a lot of them probably haven't. They aren't super common in the US.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
it's the venom sac

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
*op is watching tv*

“wha... is that a sheep’s BALLS? what the heck man

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
If you kick a girl in the chest nuts does it hurt as much as when you get hit in the crotch nuts im asking for a friend

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
If you kick em in the vagina it hurts pretty bad, from what I understand

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

OMGVBFLOL posted:

*op is watching tv*

“wha... is that a sheep’s BALLS? what the heck man

Uhm, don't doxx me please:tinfoil:

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


*dies of heart attack*

*Mourning family going through laptop one week later to take control of social media accounts, retrieve passwords, etc etc*

*Opens browser history*

*"It appears he spent his last thirty minutes Google image searching for big dangly balls of various farm animals, including one where a pig poo poo on his own balls"

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

935 posted:


*"It appears he spent his last thirty minutes Google image searching for big dangly balls of various farm animals, including one where a pig poo poo on his own balls"

"He died like he lived"

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Dir Sirs and Madames,

I am writing to today en regards to, no, rather, to whit, your recent attempt to peddle me your shambled affair of a product.
Despite knowing, via your network of spies and intricate nae'r'do'wells my delicate predilections I shan't cave to these vain attempts at my flattery.

No less than a zed percentage loanage against a marque that I have heretofore to name shall entice me to buy your chariot.
I await your rebuttal and have sealed it with my own smegmatic wax.

Mr. Bung
Mar 24, 2005

Get out the pink press threat file
and Um-brrrptzzap the subject.

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

a lot of them probably haven't. They aren't super common in the US.

What do they do for Kleftiko or Lamb Passanda? Or indeed any North African cuisine?

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Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

secret clubhouse NO GIRLS posted:

What do they do for Kleftiko or Lamb Passanda? Or indeed any North African cuisine?

?????

that's not roast lamb with mint jelly

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