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Uhhh, be safe everyone! wtf
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Jan 13, 2018 19:18
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get behind the shield noobs
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Trump's real mad about that birth certificate, isn't he.
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Thoughs and Pryers
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lmao never mind apocalypse averted everyone https://twitter.com/nutzfordbucks/status/952243050675281922
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https://twitter.com/tulsigabbard/status/952243723525677056 https://twitter.com/vrunt/status/952244698038652929
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:lmao never mind apocalypse averted everyone How in the hell do you accidentally send out an alert that there's a nuke coming Like a tornado or tsunami I could understand, but a ballistic missile
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god drat thats one hell of a false alarm, jesus christ
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Haha, whoops, my bad guys, I accidentally spilled my Code Red over the board.
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Any looting happen between the tweets ?
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unpacked robinhood posted:Any looting happen between the tweets ? A lot of people don't have twitter. There are probably thousands of people in Hawaii right now living like there's no tomorrrow.
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Do you think anyone killed themselves
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I was literally going through my nuclear war options and where to head to avoid the most exposure to ionizing radiation in the event this attack triggered a full response from all nations gently caress man that's scary.
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https://twitter.com/jonyiveparody/status/952245370003836928
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Trolling/hacked. They should probably take better security measures huh 
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unpacked robinhood posted:Any looting happen between the tweets ? they stole hawaii
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Powershift posted:A lot of people don't have twitter. they actually sent out a phone alert so uh this could be bad what the hell do you tell people now that it was wrong
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Jan 13, 2018 19:30
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Has trump tweeted about how Hawaii should learn some twitter discipline yet? Sad!
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basic hitler posted:I was literally going through my nuclear war options and where to head to avoid the most exposure to ionizing radiation in the event this attack triggered a full response from all nations The trick is to get obliterated in the first strike, HTH
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Well it's loving pandemonium here
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*puts down pizza with ham and pineapple on it, sweat collecting in my hawaiian shirt version of a john rambo headband* gently caress
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jesus loving christ
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Every last man, woman and child in Hawaii collectively crapped their pants this morning, story at 11.
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Aren't you glad to have an alpha male president and no uppity women or minorities in management? They sure annoying why they gotta be such a nag? Men just chill and like to kick back and make sure the #win train just keeps on riding cuz that's what they do best  I want to have a beer with them......
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im glad the loving retard boomers got so bored of not living under cold war style existential dread they decided to craft a new one from whole cloth, you know, for nostalgia.
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Is there some kind of leeway for crimes committed when you believed you were about to be vaporized? I'm asking for a friend.
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I bet there was actually a loving missile launch; it was intercepted and they've chosen to ignore it and ignore the consequences that would necessarily follow admission of being attacked by a nuke (a nuclear response that could trigger counter-responses from like 3 other nations) that's where my paranoid mind is going anyway. We were almost nuked guys.
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Jesus christ, someone is getting loving fired over this.
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there's no ballistic missile, it's a cruise missile
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FPzero posted:Jesus christ, someone is getting loving fired over this. ya, on the tip of fucken ICBM
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i was going to say “someone’s getting fired” but i realized this was almost certainly a federal employee’s fuckup so daaaaayum, someone’s getting transferred!!
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Somewhere in North Korea, Kim Jong-un paints a wall white after a bout of masturbation vigorous enough to give a 70 year-old man a heartattack.
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i just want one day in 2018 without all this sheer insanity so I dont have to sit at my computer looking at the news and just sit at my computer playing video games instead can 2019 come already im done with this crazy loving year
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