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Out drinking tonight, Bif please submit my orders for prelim and I'll input. But if it's late I'm defaulting to my own discretion.
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TMMadman posted:Haha I just noticed we are fighting in No Mans Land. Prince, I'm afraid I forgot about your background in the last battle. I tried to be more thoughtful this time.
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Ma/Bif, I'm fine with tight spaces and open-air battlefields, either works fer me - it's the artillery i'm leery of. Ain't much ya can do if a piece of grapeshot gets fired with yer name on it!
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Natural 20 posted:Out drinking tonight, Bif please submit my orders for prelim and I'll input. But if it's late I'm defaulting to my own discretion. I don't know if your ranged attack is any good, so if it sucks just do something defensive instead. Didn't want to risk any more healer fuckups.
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flerp, you had a decent ranged attack, right? I won't tell you who to shoot cause I think you've been paying attention. Anyone in the back row with some super cool ability to shoot at their back row, go ahead and do that. Rest of y'all, talk amongst yourselves for now to decide how you want to take on the front line, might want to focus up a bit.
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yeah ive got a suprisingly good ranged attack, and i think i know who im aiming for
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Venom Soag posted:I’m healed and also no longer poisoned! Tips hat, spits into nearby spittoon.
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iajanus posted:Tips hat, spits into nearby spittoon. Hope you got that fullclaim ready mate Save it till daybreak in case you make yourself an NK target  But after the battle, seeing as you had all this time I do expect it immediately.
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tobbs i have just messaged pod and have confirmed that my mega blast is heading straight for ur head while ur sitting at the campfire
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Jan 13, 2018 00:53
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Bifauxnen posted:I don't know if your ranged attack is any good, so if it sucks just do something defensive instead. Didn't want to risk any more healer fuckups. Understood.
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Jan 13, 2018 00:55
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Bifauxnen posted:Hope you got that fullclaim ready mate Yer kin 'spect 'tever yer want, ain't meanin' it's gonna happen, ma. (I'm wandering the streets of Sydney looking for my friends atm so will type it up when I get a moment and save it in my phone's notes so I can copy paste it. Could you save me some time and reply the page number the template is on, or better yet just quote it for me so I don't have to browse the whole thread on my phone? Thanks ma!)
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I'll do ya one better, here's the quote of handy instructions on how to fullclaim:King Burgundy posted:Hey AA, you may have done this in pieces mostly, but I'd like a full claim in one place that I can look at.
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Anidav posted:My action succeeded. Natural 20 posted:Not disclosing 
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Bifauxnen posted:I'll do ya one better, here's the quote of handy instructions on how to fullclaim: Copied and pasted Ta very much ma
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Go team.
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Bifauxnen posted:Laying it on a bit thick there mate :/ I’m just excited to have a nemesis!
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Venom Soag posted:I’m just excited to have a nemesis! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1x-AG-2KXU
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Howdy Y'all! With the recent flips I had to update some of my estimations of how our battles went. Less get good an' ready fer some INFOGRAPHICS: Battle 1:  Notes: King Burgundy fielded four tacticians in his back row. Everyone who targeted Ma/Bif in the battle failed somehow. The entire Texan back row targeted 50 pounds of bread, likely killing him outright. Venom Soag's alleged attack on 50 pounds of bread may not have happened. Battle 2:  Notes: Tithin was ranged and likely dealt an area of effect attack on the Mexican front row. Prince of Space and The Ninth Layer killed CcKeane. Tithin's attack and peramene's attack combined likely killed Max Peck. CCKeane and TMMadman attacked CuriousCat and killed Xad. Lord of Hats and Anomalous Amalgam attempted to debuff the front row and failed. GameroftheGame is ranged and likely dealt an area of effect attack on the Texan back row. Emerged Unscathed. Venom Soag's attack against Max Peck reportedly failed.  Damage estimates for Battle 2 do not account for all the deaths/injuries in the Texan back row. See Viper Soag / peramene for answers! Battle 3:  Notes: King Burgundy fields four trusted back row agents. All three of these tacticians in the back row have used up their Once-Per-Game abilities. All three tacticians are likely in a masonry with King Burgundy. All actions taken against Hal Incandeza failed. Hal Incandeza has likely used up his Once-Per-Game ability, Indomitable Will. Tobbs Gnawed took significant damage. Tobbs Gnawed has likely used up his Once-Per-Game ability, aka "Unmovable Object." Slasher Hawke and TMMadman killed CuriousCat. RIP CuriousCat. Venom Soag reports attacking Tobbs Gnawed along with Ma/Bif but is unable to kill him. Next I'll share with y'all some of the battle info I've gleaned from the other thread.
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Oh flerp, one more thing.OMGVBFLOL posted:
The advisors aren't in the back row now, but I'd bet one of them will be shortly. If one of them shows their face, make em regret it.
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What to expect - Enemy Mexicans - Your Opponent and You: Front Row Hal Incandenza - Medic, attacking the front row (likely Flerp). Has used up his Once-Per-Game ability, Indomitable Will. IllegallySober - Heals. Plans to attack the Texan back row with an Area of Effect Attack. Is likely going to use Indomitable Will this battle or else he will die. Truth Quark - Plans to use either an attack, a ranged attack, or a buff on a cohort - largely unknown. Plans to shoot at busb. Also has a self-buff to help him survive. Back Row Gamerofthegame - Was in a battle as a front row fighter; will likely shoot at Flerp. GeneX - He's a back row fighter. Hasn't been seen in battle yet due to first-round Ma/Bif shenanigans. The Lord of Hats - A poison witch vampire (seriously?). Attacks with poison chance at range. Self-heals for hp.
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if i die im going to haunt tobbs rear end
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Bifauxnen posted:Oh flerp, one more thing. I feel missed an important part of that message. About who we should be lunching.
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Thank you for stepping up to the plate to help crunch some data, Prince. I sincerely apologize for my rude comments before when I insinuated you could be a clone of Anidav in a robot suit.
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Venom Soag posted:I feel missed an important part of that message. flerp and any possible back-to-back attackers don't exactly need to be concerned about that on this battlefield right now.
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Bifauxnen posted:Thank you for stepping up to the plate to help crunch some data, Prince. I sincerely apologize for my rude comments before when I insinuated you could be a clone of Anidav in a robot suit. Thank you, I guess~! Also, hold on. GameroftheGame is a ranged fighter, actually. He's the one the ones that's responsible for damaging the back row in Battle 2.
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i'm not concerned about tobbs he hits like a small flower
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flerp posted:if i die im going to haunt tobbs rear end Gross
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plz dont kinkshame
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this battle will be ez, rack em upp lads
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flerp posted:plz dont kinkshame haunting rear end is fine. Speak your truth but TOBBS' rear end...
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Ma/Bif, with your permission I think I'm gonna give one of 'em a good ol' Texan karate chop (a beefy backhand across the face), and then I'm gonna ta choke the life outta the other one.
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Prince of Space posted:Ma/Bif, with your permission I think I'm gonna give one of 'em a good ol' Texan karate chop (a beefy backhand across the face), and then I'm gonna ta choke the life outta the other one. 
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hooray i'm in battle ty ma i won't let you downBifauxnen posted:Just like my beloved Jeabus' body praise jeabus
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I will keep... Healing. 
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 Preliminary Phase is over! Results are in your character sheets! BATTLEFIELD: Wild Horse Desert quote:This no-man's land lies just over the Texas border, and served as the safe choice of battlefield for the commanders to test each other's strength in the early days of the war. BATTLE FORMATION pre:TXSG Atomic Soda busb Natural20 flerp Little Mac Prince of Space Hal Incandenza IllegallySober Truth Quark Gamerofthegame GeneX The Lord of Hats DdN Battle Phase starts now. Deadline for submitting Battle Actions is ~11.5 hours from now, 12:00 PM ET (HIGH NOON) Saturday.
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(Sorry for the delay in resolution, the Hawaii missile attack false alarm really freaked me out.) This time, the forces clashed far away from either side's defensive lines. Historians in the years to come would speculate on the Texans' reasons for choosing this battleground - was it to minimize collateral damage, an attempt at outmaneuvering the Mexican strategists, or something else entirely? No-one could say for sure. But once again, each battle party threw itself at the other, and all dissolved into gun-smoke, chaos, and blood... TEXAS STATE GUARD CASUALTIES quote:Feelings are important - both bad and good. They tell you so much about the folks you encounter, whether it's at the bar or on opposite ends of the battlefield. This war ain't your first rodeo and it surely won't be your last - but you'll trust Shine's way of showing you what lies in people's hearts to carry you through.  flerp, aka Leon, TOWN-aligned Tactician, was killed in battle on Night 4! DIVISIÓN DEL NORTE CASUALTIES  No one died! THE DIVISIÓN DEL NORTE WINS THIS BATTLE! Each army returns to their camp, ready to regroup, recuperate, and prepare - for tomorrow is another day, and another battle awaits. Day 5 starts now. Deadline is 8 PM ET on Monday 15-JAN-2018. If a Martin Luther King Day deadline poses an issue, please let me know via PM.
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 Votecount for Day 5  Not Voting (15): Anidav, Atomic Soda, Bifauxnen, busb, Drunk Nerds, iajanus, Little Mac, Mithross, Natural 20, peramene, Prince of Space, Retro Futurist, Tired Moritz, tpink, Venom Soag  With 15 people still alive, it takes 8 votes to execute. The current deadline is January 15th, 2018 at 8 p.m. EST -- that's in about 2 days, 5 hours.
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Welp, time to sit back and wait for the stun claims to roll in 
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Prince: do NOT claim your targets until LMac has shared his results.
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Bifauxnen posted:Prince: do NOT claim your targets until LMac has shared his results. I won't, Ma/Bif. I will share with y'all that I am wounded, meaning that I'm about half as healthy as I was when I entered the battle.
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