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I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

COME ON. No one is gonna make a Red Rocker/red crocs joke? Can one be made? Maybe it's not even that funny to begin with...they are horrible shoes, though. That is for sure.

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I think Gamiss.com might sell the worst shirts and hoodies that actually exist













Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


Aesop Poprock posted:

I think Gamiss.com might sell the worst shirts and hoodies that actually exist





Put Goku in the foreground on the meat one and THEN you’ve got a hoodie I’ll throw money at.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Pug Rodeo posted:

Put Goku in the foreground on the meat one and THEN you’ve got a hoodie I’ll throw money at.

They have like an unlimited number of meat shirt variations it's incredible, but that's the only Goku I've come across

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Pug Rodeo posted:

Put Goku in the foreground on the meat one and THEN you’ve got a hoodie I’ll throw money at.

look at this dude. lol that is the new goku

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
For a moment I thought this thread would be about https://www.instagram.com/kickstradomis/?hl=en and some of the weird customs he does for basketball players. He does cool stuff, but some of it is just LOL.

spleen merchant
Jul 1, 2007
Fun Shoe
They look pretty good for fishing/kayaking. Won't get stuck in silt/crags like thongs/"flip-flops".

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Aesop Poprock posted:

I think Gamiss.com might sell the worst shirts and hoodies that actually exist















Pretty sure no one would steal those at least. Although someone might be hateful and throw them in the garbage

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
cucumber one feels like it has an approachable enough color palette where someone could pull it off if they were already attractive/trendy enough.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Lauroon Kyanka posted:

i think a holey ghost would love to see more people wearing these.
I'm uploading your suggestion to the "cloud"

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

spleen merchant posted:

They look pretty good for fishing/kayaking. Won't get stuck in silt/crags like thongs/"flip-flops".

:chloe:

wit
Jul 26, 2011

Jose posted:

The person wearing them should kill themselves imo

https://twitter.com/sonicdork/statu...r%3D458%23pti17

They look like the kind of thing pretty cool people would wear when doing a long trek from a car park to the beach to do cool things like surfing or having sex with another person in the water. I can see the benefits of shoes that cover your soles and let sand and poo poo through but also prevent you from stubbing your toe on things.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Why are people in this thread buying their flip flops so small that their toes hang over the front?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

big nipples big life posted:

Why are people in this thread buying their flip flops so small that their toes hang over the front?

A lot of dudes aren't very good at buying clothes for themselves

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Crocs? What do you think I am, rich? I only wear the off-brand ones they give people in jail.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I would respect the gently caress out of seeing someone wear these out on a red carpet somewhere

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Maya Fey posted:

also how the hell does anyone find crocs comfy theyre like having cold wet plastic on your feet

dummy, you're supposed to wear them with socks

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I see one major flaw in these shoes... Where do you store beef jerky?

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

Away all Goats posted:

*takes a deep breath*

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Aesop Poprock posted:

I think Gamiss.com might sell the worst shirts and hoodies that actually exist








:thunk:


I'd wear that poo poo idgaf

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
My favorite shoe roasting story

https://storify.com/Arr/roasting-jon-s-french-stewart-rear end-shoes

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

Aesop Poprock posted:

I would respect the gently caress out of seeing someone wear these out on a red carpet somewhere

I like those. I'm 6'0'', so wearing heels is usually a no-go for me unless I want to tower over every man around but.... I'd definitely wear me some cloven hooves.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

COMRADES posted:

:thunk:


I'd wear that poo poo idgaf

i think the goku and drippy paint one are cool

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i only wear cardigans tho so its impossible. drat

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



If you wear those shoes, I’d bet the last thing you’d be doing is loving.

But, those things look like they might be good if you’re gardening or something. Just hose them off if they get muddy.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Prayed for Hulk Hogan meat shoes revival thread, left devastated, voted 1

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Nice shoes, man.

spleen merchant
Jul 1, 2007
Fun Shoe

In Australia "flip-flops" are "thongs" (not strange to borrow your dads thongs to go outside), and "thongs" are "fanny-hammocks".

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

that cucumber hoodie isnt good but id feel like the person wearing it isnt so much a weirdo but merely a dweeb

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

Blue Raider posted:

that cucumber hoodie isnt good but id feel like the person wearing it isnt so much a weirdo but merely a dweeb

id think theyre cool. cool as a cucumber.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
lmfao



Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Okay, I kind of want this unironically

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Away all Goats posted:

*takes a deep breath*

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE

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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

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