Bad Photo Retouching

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Canned Panda: Jul 10, 2012

Someone took to Facebook to share some "professional" photographs they had taken, and... uuhh...

I thought, let's retouch some other photos!

Canned Panda fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Jan 13, 2018

# ? Jan 13, 2018 06:00

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 04:38

Canned Panda: Jul 10, 2012

Here's a few more...

Canned Panda fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Jan 13, 2018

# ? Jan 13, 2018 15:57

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Money well spent.

# ? Jan 13, 2018 16:03

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

i'm legit too scared to download these cursed pictures

# ? Jan 13, 2018 16:14

spinderella: Jul 15, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

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# ? Jan 13, 2018 16:37

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

# ? Jan 13, 2018 16:57

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

On a side note, this reminds me of that one painting someone tried to restore and it all went horribly wrong. If I had a computer with photoshop, Id slap something together with that. Or the PHOTOGRAPH DO NOT BEND monstrocity. I see potential here.

# ? Jan 13, 2018 18:15

That strange guy: Dec 14, 2014; It's not strange if we never mention it again.

I was going to clone the faces in but the crops look more like the original photographers work.

# ? Jan 13, 2018 19:45

That strange guy: Dec 14, 2014; It's not strange if we never mention it again.

# ? Jan 14, 2018 01:25

cnut: May 3, 2016

Holy gently caress this thread :five:

# ? Jan 14, 2018 01:34

Martman: Nov 20, 2006

Those poor dogs didn't get any retouching. :saddowns:

# ? Jan 14, 2018 01:39

That strange guy: Dec 14, 2014; It's not strange if we never mention it again.

# ? Jan 14, 2018 01:49

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

That strange guy posted:

Yes, lmao. This.

P.S.: thank you :unsmith:

# ? Jan 14, 2018 01:55

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jan 14, 2018 02:00

That strange guy: Dec 14, 2014; It's not strange if we never mention it again.

# ? Jan 14, 2018 02:39

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Now we're talking.

# ? Jan 14, 2018 02:43

That strange guy: Dec 14, 2014; It's not strange if we never mention it again.

# ? Jan 14, 2018 02:50

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

# ? Jan 14, 2018 02:55

Tenzarin: Jul 24, 2007; .; Taco Defender

# ? Jan 14, 2018 03:08

That strange guy: Dec 14, 2014; It's not strange if we never mention it again.

Mammal Sauce posted:

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Requesting somebody skilled do this one so I do not butcher it.

Edit : spelling

That strange guy fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Jan 14, 2018

# ? Jan 14, 2018 03:10

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

# ? Jan 14, 2018 04:31

Canned Panda: Jul 10, 2012

# ? Jan 14, 2018 04:51

TheMostFrench: Jul 12, 2009; Stop for me, it's the claw!

Canned Panda posted:

This looks like someone's Mii.

# ? Jan 14, 2018 05:18

That strange guy: Dec 14, 2014; It's not strange if we never mention it again.

Bad photo editing from the past.

I paid $250.00 for this template.

# ? Jan 14, 2018 05:55

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

Mammal Sauce posted:

# ? Jan 14, 2018 05:59

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

# ? Jan 14, 2018 06:18

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

# ? Jan 14, 2018 06:46

r u ready to WALK: Sep 29, 2001

I am glad Trip and Grace eventually worked through their differenced and settled down to start a family, OP

# ? Jan 14, 2018 08:14

Monos Bullet: Dec 6, 2016; Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.

# ? Jan 14, 2018 08:32

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

That strange guy posted:

Requesting somebody skilled do this one so I do not butcher it.

Edit : spelling

Best I could do.

# ? Jan 14, 2018 08:50

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jan 14, 2018 09:06

That strange guy: Dec 14, 2014; It's not strange if we never mention it again.

Johnny Walker posted:

Best I could do.

Thank you.

# ? Jan 14, 2018 09:06

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jan 14, 2018 10:09

Doctor Bishop: Oct 22, 2013; To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Johnny Walker posted:

Best I could do.

Nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask.

also, 5'd

# ? Jan 14, 2018 11:45

Reubenesque Sandwich: Aug 1, 2006; Their flashing tongues, spitting out blood and poison.; Fun Shoe

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

5/5 on the idea alone, bonus point for execution.

# ? Jan 14, 2018 12:51

Gromit: Aug 15, 2000; I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Martman posted:

Those poor dogs didn't get any retouching.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Jan 14, 2018 12:54

Tenzarin: Jul 24, 2007; .; Taco Defender

# ? Jan 14, 2018 13:20

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

r u ready to WALK posted:

I am glad Trip and Grace eventually worked through their differenced and settled down to start a family, OP

Oh God. I remember that game. A friend of mine wrote "Nice tits." for his first line and was immediately thrown out of the apartment. The game lasted less than a minute.

# ? Jan 14, 2018 18:31

Escape Addict: Jan 25, 2012; YOSPOS

If only Konami remade MGS3 in this engine...

# ? Jan 14, 2018 21:17

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Say Nothing fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Jan 14, 2018

# ? Jan 14, 2018 21:57

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