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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > terrible emoji stories (smartphone havers only)
 
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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
✋✋✋✋✋hol' up hol' up ✋✋ looks 👀 like we got a master 🎓 memer 🐸🐸🐸 over here 👈👈👈👩👩 hold on to your 👙panties👙ladies!💋💁fuccbois better back the hell ⬆️up⬆️ this absolute 🙀🙀🙀 maaaaaadman!!1! 👹 all you other aspiring 🌽🌽 memers👽👻💀 mmmight as wwwell give up! 👎👎👎👎cuse 👉this guy👈is as good 👌👌👌as it gets! 👏👏👏😹😹



Just me and my 💕daddy Stalin💕, hanging out I got pretty exploited by the ruling class 💲 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something revolutionary 🔫😍 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ☭commies!☭ Yeah! Yeah!💕☭ I agitate!☭ I educate!☭ I organize!☭ 😍 It makes 💘daddy Stalin💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕☭😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫☭💕 1 commie☭, 2 commie☭☭, 3 commie☭☭☭, 4☭☭☭☭ I Killed a lot of fascists 🔫 and I'm gonna kill some more 🔫 ! 💟 He makes me revolutionary 🔫💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything the proletariat should!~ ☭☭☭

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Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
 ⛽ thread 🚫 op

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Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017

 rated five because my horoscope told me my mercurial and contrarian behavior would increase in frequency this week.

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Killer Low Life
Sep 6, 2010

 die 💀 in a 🔥 🍑🕳️

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

 im (picture of fingers in "ok" symbol) (picture of eggplant)

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
🚪🛎️
👨‍⚕️🛏️

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
✈ 👳😱🎆

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Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:

Ride The Gravitron posted:

✈ 👳😱🎆

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Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



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Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
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The Aristocrats!

* # ? Jan 15, 2018 01:32
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Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
 not an emoji story but i think that it is loving disgusting when people use emojis when they're trying to be cute-sexy

like that little 😏 is goddamn insufferable

don't get me started on the halo one or the loving eggplant

* # ? Jan 15, 2018 04:27
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emoji
Jun 4, 2004
 Nice old memes from r/emojipasta OP

* # ? Jan 15, 2018 04:44
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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

not an emoji story but i think that it is loving disgusting when people use emojis when they're trying to be cute-sexy

like that little 😏 is goddamn insufferable

don't get me started on the halo one or the loving eggplant

the stare/embarassed one is a travesty compared to the one true expression of :stare:

emoji posted:

Nice old memes from r/emojipasta OP

stop tarnishing my thread please

* # ? Jan 15, 2018 05:53
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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
👮‍♂️🔫👮‍♂️

* # ? Jan 15, 2018 12:02
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Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
THERE'S👏NOTHING👏WRONG👏WITH👏WANTING👏A👏GIANT👏WEREWOLF👏COCK👏IN👏YOUR👏rear end👏THATS👏NORMAL👏

* # ? Jan 16, 2018 03:12
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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
☠️

* # ? Jan 16, 2018 04:09
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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

gary oldmans diary posted:

⛽ thread 🚫 op
* # ? Jan 16, 2018 04:22
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Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

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chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

 🔜👁🚃🏠.
🆒🆕👾🔜.
🍑🍑📥🔝🇪🇬.

* # ? Jan 16, 2018 04:28
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