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It’s got chocolate, peanuts, nougat, it’s delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!
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precision posted:It’s got chocolate, peanuts, nougat, it’s delicious, scrumptious, outstanding! Mmm...interesting...texture... 
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Jan 14, 2018 23:53
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Mmm...interesting...texture... Enjoying the eggs?
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Jan 16, 2018 01:25
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Eggs are eggs.
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Jan 16, 2018 01:44
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I am not a soft-boiled egg. 
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Jan 16, 2018 02:16
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Root Bear posted:I am not a soft-boiled egg. And I am not a piece of toast 
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Jan 16, 2018 02:29
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Ew Mr Apple, you have a brown spot! 
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Jan 16, 2018 02:48
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The recipe was for four to six people. I had to multiply for a hundred and eighty-three people. I guess I got confused.
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Jan 16, 2018 10:09
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Capt. Sticl posted:The recipe was for four to six people. She's... into it.
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Jan 16, 2018 10:13
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precision posted:She's... into it. You had a date? You went out with my butler? Who said you could go out with my butler?
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Jan 16, 2018 10:32
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precision posted:She's... into it. 'Seinfeld's van, Seinfeld's van!" Incidentally, I always thought George's cousin looked like Maura Tierney if she were a massive alcoholic: 
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DrBouvenstein posted:'Seinfeld's van, Seinfeld's van!" TURN YOUR KEY, MAURA!
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Jan 16, 2018 18:49
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I'm caught in my own web of lies!
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Jan 16, 2018 19:10
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potee posted:I'm caught in my own web of lies! potee, just remember. It's not a lie if you believe it.
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Jan 16, 2018 19:14
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"The, uh, actor that played Jesus made some odd choices." "What?" "I mean, uhh...I had fun ice skating."
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Yeah, well, turns out that the master slept only twenty minutes every three hours. Now, that works out to two and a half extra days, that I'm awake per week, every week. Which means, if I live to be eighty, I will have lived the equivalent of a hundred and five years.
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Jan 17, 2018 11:37
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Capt. Sticl posted:Yeah, well, turns out that the master slept only twenty minutes every three hours. Just imagine how much more you'll accomplish.
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Jan 17, 2018 15:21
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potee posted:Just imagine how much more you'll accomplish. I've been lying about my income for years, I can afford a fake house in the Hamptons.
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Jan 18, 2018 01:47
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precision posted:I've been lying about my income for years, I can afford a fake house in the Hamptons. Oh look an antique store. Pull over, we'll get you a housewarming gift.
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Jan 18, 2018 01:59
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TMMadman posted:Oh look an antique store. Pull over, we'll get you a housewarming gift. Yes, two solariums. Quite a find!
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Jan 18, 2018 02:18
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Snoopy and Prickly Pete!
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Jan 18, 2018 02:34
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We don't like you, George. And we always blamed you for what happened to Susan.
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Jan 18, 2018 03:57
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TMMadman posted:Oh look an antique store. Pull over, we'll get you a housewarming gift. Well, I saw Mom and Pop this morning, but when I went by the store on my way home? The place was empty. Everything is gone. Mom and Pop - vrooop - vanished.
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Jan 18, 2018 04:03
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Capt. Sticl posted:Yeah, well, turns out that the master slept only twenty minutes every three hours. It's only one day! Half a day, really. I mean you subtract showers and meals, it's like twenty minutes. It'll go by like that. 
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Jan 18, 2018 04:14
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Ginette Reno posted:Well, I saw Mom and Pop this morning, but when I went by the store on my way home? The place was empty. Everything is gone. Mom and Pop - vrooop - vanished. What's so great about a mom and pop store? Let me tell you something, if my mom and pop ran a store, I wouldn't shop there.
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Jan 18, 2018 05:43
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VH4Ever posted:We don't like you, George. And we always blamed you for what happened to Susan. I suppose if I had suggested Liam Neeson Day, you'd all be patting me on the back.
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Jan 18, 2018 16:08
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Demon Of The Fall posted:I suppose if I had suggested Liam Neeson Day, you'd all be patting me on the back. Forgive me for trying to class up this place, for trying to have the Yankees reach another strata of society that might not watch channel eleven.
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Jan 18, 2018 16:12
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Demon Of The Fall posted:I suppose if I had suggested Liam Neeson Day, you'd all be patting me on the back. I think I got it. How 'bout this? How 'bout this? We trade Jim Leyritz and Bernie Williams, for Barry Bonds, huh? Whadda ya think? That way you have Griffey and Bonds, in the same outfield! Now you got a team!
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Jan 18, 2018 21:42
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precision posted:I think I got it. How 'bout this? How 'bout this? We trade Jim Leyritz and Bernie Williams, for Barry Bonds, huh? Whadda ya think? That way you have Griffey and Bonds, in the same outfield! Now you got a team! Jerry, this is Frank Costanza; Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back.
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What in the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for? He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year, he's got a rocket for an arm...you don't know what the hell you're doin!!
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VH4Ever posted:What in the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for? He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year, he's got a rocket for an arm...you don't know what the hell you're doin!! You know as painful as it is I've had to let a few people go over the years. Yogi Berra. Lou Piniella. Bucky Dent. Billy Martin. Dallas Green. Dick Houser. Bill Virdon. Billy Martin. Stump Merrill. Billy Martin. Bob Lemon. Billy Martin. Gene Michael. Buck Showalter - uh, uh, you didn't hear that from me!
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Jan 19, 2018 04:38
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Jan 19, 2018 05:16
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We're sending you fifty dollars! Potee, get me an envelope.
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Jan 19, 2018 05:17
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Capt. Sticl posted:We're sending you fifty dollars! Potee, get me an envelope. I swear to God, if you send me fifty dollars, you are gonna be so sorry! 
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potee posted:You know as painful as it is I've had to let a few people go over the years. Yogi Berra. Lou Piniella. Bucky Dent. Billy Martin. Dallas Green. Dick Houser. Bill Virdon. Billy Martin. Stump Merrill. Billy Martin. Bob Lemon. Billy Martin. Gene Michael. Buck Showalter - uh, uh, you didn't hear that from me! Boutros Boutros Golly
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Jan 19, 2018 06:14
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Love the Sein
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Jan 19, 2018 07:54
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The Narrator posted:I swear to God, if you send me fifty dollars, you are gonna be so sorry! I should be loaning you money! But I'm not 
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The Narrator posted:I swear to God, if you send me fifty dollars, you are gonna be so sorry! Do you know what the interest on that fifty dollars comes to over fifty-three years? Six hundred and sixty-three dollars and forty-five cents. And that's figuring conservatively at five percent interest, over fifty-three years, compounded quarterly. Or, if you put it into a ten-year T-bill...
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Man Musk posted:Love the Sein Oh, you should see him do 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'.
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potee posted:I should be loaning you money! I don't know what to believe. You're eating onions you're spotting dimes I don't know what the hell is going on!
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