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Club Sandwich
May 25, 2012

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

I see Goatse. You've ruined me.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Hell, there’s a ring and everything

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Imagine coming home to see your spouse watching some porn while wearing a diaper. You see what is happening, but for the moment your mind refuses to process this possibility. Thus for a brief moment, your spouse is simultaneously wearing and not wearing a diaper. Then you either accept the truth and flee/bang your spouse anyway or live in denial and never speak of it again.

This phenomenom is known as Schrödinger's Diaper Fetish.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!
stand back fellas, I got this.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



Holy poo poo

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Spinster posted:

I see Goatse. You've ruined me.
You're definitely one of us now

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

threads that encourage shitposting aren't good and in fact using the term shitposting to refer to posts is also bad. all of my posts should be taken 100% seriously

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

my posts are goodposts

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Hell Yeah posted:

my posts are goodposts

Yeah, me too. :wink:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Literally A Person posted:

I don't know, like, write entire diatribes about eating the butt or something. Or like, post a funny image that isn't related to anything. You know, something that in any other thread would be a stupid shitpost.

https://i.imgur.com/bapVjfj.mp4

I’m saying this as a friend, you gotta stop watching that Caitlin’s way poo poo. You know she ain’t gonna get her way but they gonna make it seem like she did. :smith:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I’m saying this as a friend, you gotta stop watching that Caitlin’s way poo poo. You know she ain’t gonna get her way but they gonna make it seem like she did. :smith:

I wish I could stop.

I really really do.

Please help me.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Literally A Person posted:

I wish I could stop.

I really really do.

Please help me.

See you are becoming Caitlin now. :smith:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

See you are becoming Caitlin now. :smith:

I am become Caitlin.

It's too late for me.

Just leave me and save yourself.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Literally A Person posted:

I am become Caitlin.

It's too late for me.

Just leave me and save yourself.

Please don’t move to Montana. :smith:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Please don’t move to Montana. :smith:

Oh sweet God, I'm only two states away.

:ohdear:

Moxxis Endowment
Dec 11, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
:gas:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970


Moxxis Endowment
Dec 11, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
No, i meant i have gas. I think it was the peanut satay.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I did it my way!

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

Cubone posted:

this has potential but you're putting people on the spot

shitposting comes from the moment. it's like when you say "say something funny" to somebody. few things are funny in a vacuum so at best their response is probably going to be a funny reaction to being told to say something funny- often the obvious joke of saying something that's not funny at all, because it creates a surreal subversion of expectations. so, it follows that if you ask for a shitpost, but the shitpostingest thing you're going to get is a weird non-shitpost about shitposting that becomes increasingly and irretrievably postmodern and self-referencing as it goes on until the joke is basically unsalvagable and it just comes to an abrupt e

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