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quadruple cuck posted:I just saw that threeball vid and Brown quote and yeah, looking more and more like a total bust. RIP All of the beat reporters comment on his immaturity. He showed up to camp fat. Idk.
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Of course Fultz showed up to camp fat, people kept giving him Chik Fil A
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after thinking about it for 35 seconds, "Matrix" is by far the dumbest basketball nickname that a player actually got people to call him
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R.D. Mangles posted:sixers regret hiring shot doctor shawn marion I'm sorry Mr. Marion, but our new candidate is far more qualified. Just take a look at Kevin Martin's career success from 3.
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how is matrix worse than durantula
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durantula isn't even the worst durant nickname kd wants people to call him the servant
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R.D. Mangles posted:after thinking about it for 35 seconds, "Matrix" is by far the dumbest basketball nickname that a player actually got people to call him I feel like Black Mamba still takes the title, I mean I think Kobe started using before the second movie even came out. Also, when was the last time you thought about Kill Bill, man did that second movie kill all the hype Also, we should all be glad that none of KD's terrible nicknames ever caught on. Remember The Servant?
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https://twitter.com/JLew1050/status/952683454017294336 Love how the conspiracy continues <  >
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Just send Fultz to the same psychologist Nelson Agholor went to
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This is what happens when you let a Colangelo get involved with a no. 1 pick. Bryan with the Bargs curse.
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Matrix is actually a really good name for Marion. It's an extremely versatile hatchback that carries more cargo than you think it can while still getting great gas mileage. And it had an AC plug back before it was cool. The versatility, practicality, and gadgets perfectly summarize his game
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Also, I watched the Matrix on TV the other day, and lemme tell you, Marion aged way more gracefully than the movie did.
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What about best nicknames? White Chocolate, probably, but I’m a lifelong Kings fan. Fultz also looks like he’s just not strong enough yet to have confidence in his jimbo. Obviously he was at some point, but I agree that his shoulder is locked up and he’s just heaving it like I would have to.
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Diesel, The Admiral, The Dream, Jesus Shuttleworth
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Big Ticket, Dr. J, Magic, Iceman
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AK47, The Truth and Magic Johnson are among the best imo Magic's is so good its pretty much his first name now
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Oh I loving love The Truth (obviously those are all great), and am still dying laughing at Kuzmas Sojourner Truth tweet
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euphronius posted:All of the beat reporters comment on his immaturity. Wasn't he super buff during the pre-draft process to the point where people thought he was getting too jacked? 
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I only like nicknamed that are the first letter of a player's first name and part of their last name.
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Bad Porn, Black Falcon, The Big Fundamental, Sir Charles, Skip to my Lou, Half Man Half Amazing, Air Canada im partial to when Kobe was called Vino
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The Slim Reaper nickname was great because it was like some nerd in high school gave some girl he was crushing on hard a mix tape he spent all night putting together only to find it left abandoned at the cafeteria table the next day
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boogie z-bo kobe stopper and the purest of all nicknames the process
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As for unofficial nicknames much like cbm cant stop thinking of snowboardin for Eric Gordon courtesy of dejan, I default to The Go Bear for Rudy thanks to morningview. Of course the dick touching sleep walker Jim Harden
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Larrald "Larry" Bird was a pretty good nickname, everyone used it
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EvanTH posted:Larrald "Larry" Bird was a pretty good nickname, everyone used it You talking about L Bird?
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Strawberry Panda posted:You talking about L Bird? L-Bir. Elbur.
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The Mailman, The Big Dipper, The Human Highlight Film. His Purple Majesty. (Totally counts, we have film proof of him balling out.)
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Chairchucker posted:The Mailman, The Big Dipper, The Human Highlight Film. "The Mailman doesn't deliver on Sundays" is the best trash talk ever recorded by a human being who frequently had trouble putting basic sentences together.
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euphronius posted:Let's checkin on the only NBA story I'm following this middle of January .... Fuckin kill me
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STAT was a good nickname if you ignored that it was supposed to be “Standing Tall and Talented” Amare wanting people to call him Israel is way worse.
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Chocolate Thunder, sit down kids. Stilt. World B. Free, actual best legal name edit: And who can forget The Round Mound of Rebound Mr. Mambold fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Jan 15, 2018 |
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One of Jim Pete's top 5 last week was for nicknames. The nicknames had to be liked by the person, and everyone had to use it. Like, "Air Jordan" didn't count cuz nobody called him "Air."
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