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Is Nia ready for Asuka?
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



Nia Jax is ready for Asuka
After Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss tried to spark rumors of Asuka talking trash behind Nia Jax’s back, Jax lashed out at The Empress of Tomorrow, sending a message to all of the Superstars competing in the historic first-ever 30-Woman Royal Rumble Match on Sunday, Jan. 28. Per Raw General Manager Kurt Angle, Asuka will take on The Irresistible Force one-on-one. These Superstars crossed paths in NXT over the NXT Women’s Championship, but as history and a championship opportunity hang in the balance, this will be their most hard-hitting encounter yet.

How will Roman Reigns repay The Miz and The Miztourage?
After The Big Dog and Raw Tag Team Champions Seth Rollins & Jason Jordan lost a six-man tag bout to The Bálor Club this past Monday — thanks in no small part to Jordan’s impulsive nature — Reigns succumbed to a 3-on-1 assault by The Miz and The Miztourage that was punctuated with a brazen mockery of The Shield’s Triple Powerbomb. Reigns will defend his title against The A-Lister in a rematch on Raw 25 on Jan. 22, but based on The Big Dog’s tweet, Miz and his co-stars are in for an altogether different kind of blockbuster tonight.

Can Seth Rollins & Jason Jordan get on the same page before the Royal Rumble event?
Based on their defeat in this past Monday’s six-man main event, it’s clear that Jason Jordan still has much to learn from Seth Rollins about being a team player. However, given that the unlikely partners are defending their Raw Tag Team Titles against Cesaro & Sheamus at the Royal Rumble event, Professor Rollins might have to accelerate his curriculum. As Jordan’s impetuousness remains an issue, can The Kingslayer turn the “gold-blooded” Superstar into a true partner before their title defense? Oh my God did the guy who wrote this shoot himself with a gun afterwards?

Braun Strowman brings down the house … literally
With the aid of a grappling hook, of all things, Braun Strowman tore down a piece of the Raw set and nearly crushed Universal Champion Brock Lesnar and Kane two weeks before the three behemoths meet in a Triple Threat Match at the Royal Rumble event for The Beast’s title. Clearly, The Monster Among Men will stop at nothing in pursuit of Lesnar’s championship. What chaos will Strowman create this week?

Is Cedric Alexander our next WWE Cruiserweight Champion?
After finally getting his WWE Cruiserweight Championship opportunity against Enzo Amore, Cedric Alexander was victorious this past Monday night — but he didn’t win the title. During the bout, Muscles Marinara injured his ankle outside the ring, resulting in a count-out victory for the challenger that kept the WWE Cruiserweight Championship firmly in the hands of The Certified G. However, the temporarily hobbled champion will need to defend his title against Alexander in a rematch at the Royal Rumble event. How will Amore prepare for his forthcoming defense? Is Alexander finally primed to ascend to the top of the Cruiserweight division?

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
[toilet flush]

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
im here


but am i watching

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

oh right braun wrecked poo poo last week i forgot!

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
all i really care about is balor club and braun but alas here i am

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
the grappling hook did own

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Tonight is the night

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

dromal phrenia posted:

oh right braun wrecked poo poo last week i forgot!

It was a good thing that grappling hooks are a usual and appropriate tool for one of the work crew to have had lying around!

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Should I watch Raw

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I like NJPW better than Raw.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Professor Funk posted:

all i really care about is balor club and braun but alas here i am

you're in luck, friend

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

BRRRRAAAAAAUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

Jerusalem posted:

It was a good thing that grappling hooks are a usual and appropriate tool for one of the work crew to have had lying around!

Not as helpful to have around as a kendo stick, of course.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

DeepDickPizza posted:

you're in luck, friend

:unsmith:

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Story time with Braun! :neckbeard:

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

why all the security, kurt? :mad:

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
braun strowman had magic beans

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
rip security guards. never forget

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
wow they're getting the best part of the show out of the way quickly tonight

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

you had better be nice to alexa bliss's tag team partner!

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Now I want Braun to tuck me in.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
"i was telling them a story"

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
WE'RE TRYING TO CUT COSTS BRAUN AND YOU'RE REALLY NOT HELPING OUT HERE

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
"you could have maimed kane and brock for life"

i'm not seeing a downside kurt

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
"I do what I want, with whatever grappling hook I want!"

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
I love how you can tell Kurt's YOU SUCK chants are slowly getting less ironic.

YOU ENDANGERED HUMAN LIVES! NOT LIKE ROMAN WHEN HE TRIED TO KILL YOU WITH A TRUCK OR THE OTHER WRESTLERS WHEN THEY ALSO TRIED TO KILL YOU WITH A GARBAGE TRUCK.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
what the gently caress

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
Braun rules

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Braun to Smackdown yay!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Oh no!

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

lmao "as penalty for costing us money, we are going to make the main event kane vs. brock!"

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Yea this already sucks

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
remember when roman tried to kill braun multiple times and nothing happened

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
lmao

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Shane will just hire Braun

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

YOU'RRRRRRRRE FAHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED

Picked a good week to start watching RAM again.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
The grappling Hook is the most TNA thing they ever came up with for a segment and it owned.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Stone Cold Braun Austin

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



so wait are we gonna fire roman for attempted vehicular manslaughter too

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