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Is Nia ready for Asuka?
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No 22 57.89%
THE BIG DOG! 16 42.11%
Total: 38 votes
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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

I just tuned into RAW at the end of the tag match what happened in the first half hour

Also Braun owns

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Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Why does Kurt's office have a series of private stripper booths

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dromal phrenia posted:

i hope this escalates. next is cops, then national guard...

:bisonyes:

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos

Le Saboteur posted:

Apollo Crews' work seems to have really improved in the past little while.

He's always been pretty amazing, but he's actually been given a chance to shine lately in some semi competitive squashes and now this. I could see him actually getting crazy over if he had some more character and better booking.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



So I'm guessing it's pretty safe to say that just about all of the former divas they just announced for the 25th anniversary show will also be in the rumble

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Erebus posted:

Why does Kurt's office have a series of private stripper booths

you know why

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Why didn't Braun look behind the curtain? Was he scared he'd see an elderly carnival huckster who was the true power behind Raw?

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Fentry posted:

So I'm guessing it's pretty safe to say that just about all of the former divas they just announced for the 25th anniversary show will also be in the rumble

Maria wont obviously.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

Why didn't Braun look behind the curtain? Was he scared he'd see an elderly carnival huckster who was the true power behind Raw?

was this a double michael anderson reference?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

tweet my meat posted:

He's always been pretty amazing, but he's actually been given a chance to shine lately in some semi competitive squashes and now this. I could see him actually getting crazy over if he had some more character and better booking.

Apollo got called up pretty fast from NXT because he was a can't miss prospect. Then Vince met him in person and realized he wasn't as tall as he'd thought. The rest is history.

The Twinkie Czar
Dec 31, 2004
I went for super stud.

Fentry posted:

So I'm guessing it's pretty safe to say that just about all of the former divas they just announced for the 25th anniversary show will also be in the rumble

Yep, and I'm guessing Jacqueline can still kick rear end.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I can't believe Maria will be there after her... 5 month absence?

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Also I think I finally figured out what the gently caress is up with the gm's office. The curtains hide the desk when they're taping, they turn it into a mini set. His office isn't just a featureless room with a tv, they just put up the curtains.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
IT'S MONGO!

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
this is gonna rule so loving hard

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

HOW DARE YOU WARN THEM

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Hahahahahaha



"GUYS. Braun Strowman is COMING"

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Lmao at that deer in headlights catering staff member.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Braun's vision is based on movement.

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

hahahah gently caress I love Braun

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i was positive braun was going to slowly put that man's face into that cake

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
I loving love Braun Strowman.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
ARRIVE
ANNIHILATE
EAT CAKE
LEAVE

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
HAHAHAH

He immediately went for Hawkins.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
YES! YES! YES! YES!

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
They've used that food guy before!

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

this is the best raw

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

dromal phrenia posted:

i was positive braun was going to slowly put that man's face into that cake

KO shows up out of nowhere for floor cake

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
HE JUST ATE THE CAKE

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
We've found Braun's one weakness, delicious cake!

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Braun is the best part of RAW and nobody else is close

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

where did they find this man who is somehow shorter than Enzo?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Braun should come out and kill Enzo.

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

LMAO

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

It'd be hilarious if Kurt left right after he fired BRAUN, fully aware of how things would go.


Even more funny would be that he's still here and tries to escape in a limo, only for "WHERE TO, TEDDY KURTY?"

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I'm voting for Cake Guy on the 2018 Observer Awards

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Intruder posted:

KO shows up out of nowhere for floor cake

'Nee 'Nee dancing while she eats floor cake

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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

dromal phrenia posted:

i was positive braun was going to slowly put that man's face into that cake

The night is young yet! Perhaps we'll see Chekov's cake again...

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