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Is Nia ready for Asuka?
This poll is closed.
Yes 0 0%
No 22 57.89%
THE BIG DOG! 16 42.11%
Total: 38 votes
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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
besides the sleeper match

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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

a.lo posted:

what happened to Cole? is he okay?

He was the ball in Braun's game of Security Guard Bowling. He'll be fiiiiine

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

MotU posted:

does nia have a submission

Yea, it’s called “being on my tv.” I tap out every time!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

rip michael cole. the streak is over.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

That DICK! posted:

Yea, it’s called “being on my tv.” I tap out every time!

Oh you

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
which unsafe worker is gonna injure asuka first sasha or nia

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i ate my own pecker! I eate my own packer

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

I love that Booker won't let go of the fact that Kurt should have fired him by mail instead.

Then he would have murdered that poor mailman.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Cavauro posted:

i ate my own pecker! I eate my own packer

This is brave

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Which is worse Nia Jax's wrestling or her gear

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i wish someone went through all the BRRAUUUNN clips and found that asuka is hiding in each one with a giant :haw: face

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Asuka matches just aren't as fun without MassRafter pointing out that she's a nazi. :smith:

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



"how can you tell, she's wearing a mask!"
"body language, booker."
"oh ok. :geno:"

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

gobble gobble gulp gulp gulp. Yuck! This pecker taste like it's from NxT

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS

IcePhoenix posted:

Which is worse Nia Jax's wrestling or her gear

yes

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The production truck people feel safe, then they realize that Asuka's mask has appeared in different LIVE feeds on all their individual screens.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i think nia and asuka should exchange ring gear :grin:

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
nia jax sucks so bad

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
This is a good match so far.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

The only way to make Nia work as a character is if it turns out she’s two acrobatic midgets topped on top of each other like that one episode of cat dog, the one where cat tries to hide the fact that he’s a cat dog on a date

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
more like Nia Lacks (any redeeming qualities in the context of Sports Entertainment)

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Fat Lowtax posted:

Tossing the announcer into a crowd of security dweebs is apparently "just short" of criminal behavior

Heels always win in wrestling court so no jury could ever convict

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

IcePhoenix posted:

Which is worse Nia Jax's wrestling or her gear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgk-lA12FBk

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

nia jax is too strong

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I love Asuka but she's just not as cool on the main roster.

It's like when your favorite band gets a major label deal.

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
nia jax is the women's division's braun strowman except without the talent, personality or entertainment value

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

The production truck people feel safe, then they realize that Asuka's mask has appeared in different LIVE feeds on all their individual screens.

that would scare anyone. also the idea reminds me of that short-lived bliss ad where an army of masked alexa's chanted in dead voices and it did not promote the PPV at all but it sure promoted funding for anti-nightmare research

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
This match is pretty decent.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Every babyface working babyface in peril is really boring.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Nia confirmed stronger than Roman.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

What do you figure happened to Bill goldberg that he died and all that much poo poo was all over the place of where He died. it wasn't any poo poo on him but a lot of it elsewhere in the area.

This match is really good. i hope it doesn't end during commercials

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
nia jax should not be loving buckle bombing jesus christ

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Has Raw been any good?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Tomahawk posted:

nia jax should not be loving buckle bombing jesus christ

no one should be after sting but yes especially not nia

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Tomahawk posted:

nia jax is the women's division's braun strowman except without the talent, personality or entertainment value

she lacks the necessary monster voice but i do wonder how wwe fans would react to her flipping an ambulance and a truck. they really should go all-in on a monster woman someday

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Tomahawk posted:

nia jax is the women's division's braun strowman except without the talent, personality or entertainment value

I think Nia's a decent strongman but the problem is they try to push combine "she's a monster" with "she's like an empowering model." I bet if they let her go full Rhonda Singh or Bull Nakano she'd be cool as hell.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Writer Cath posted:

Has Raw been any good?

Yes if you like Braun wrecking everything and eating cake its a six star raw

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Le Saboteur posted:

This match is pretty decent.

Yeah in that it’s causing a big decent(descent) in the ratings

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I'm eating a persimmon.

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Raskolnikov38 posted:

no one should be after sting but yes especially not nia

wasnt rolling still buckle bombing until he injured someone else by buckle bombing into the outside barricade?

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