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Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude

tithin posted:

No loving way

It’s almost worth reading through that trash to see the Gulag switch and Mills revealing he’s a man

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
the first game i played was one of the crossover games in GBS. i think podma ran it. i was a serial killer and i aaaaalmost endgamed everyone but the scum edged out a win. no mafia experience since then has lived up to that rush, i'm just chasing the dragon and getting angry every time

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Tobbs Gnawed posted:

Anyone with a porn stash destruction contingency plan is a reverse death Miller IRL

just lol if you actually need a plan

not having a plan because it handles itself daily is the pinnacle

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Your Personal Muse posted:

Mills had Jennifer Lawrence as his avatar because he thought she wouldn’t get lynched and one poster was flirting with him. What a shitshow

PRO loving STRATS LMAO

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

peramene posted:

just lol if you actually need a plan

not having a plan because it handles itself daily is the pinnacle

I, too, do not collect porn.

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.

Tobbs Gnawed posted:

I, too, do not collect porn.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
Oh, I collect. I'm a loving collector. Just I wouldn't want, say, my roomie to get busted for selling drugs online and having some cops take so much as a cursory glance at my browsing history let alone the handful of personal gifts delivered by the many men and women who show off to yours truly

"Ma'am, we'd love to ask you to define some words for us." (Good cop)
"WHO OR WHAT THE gently caress IS A DOLCETT??" (Bad cop)

How's that for loving virtue signaling

lmao tho Tobbs

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
we live in a post-Snowden world bitches, triple encrypt your poo poo

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
I just googled Dolcett. What the actual gently caress

That was a mistake

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

peramene posted:

Oh, I collect. I'm a loving collector. Just I wouldn't want, say, my roomie to get busted for selling drugs online and having some cops take so much as a cursory glance at my browsing history let alone the handful of personal gifts delivered by the many men and women who show off to yours truly

"Ma'am, we'd love to ask you to define some words for us." (Good cop)
"WHO OR WHAT THE gently caress IS A DOLCETT??" (Bad cop)

How's that for loving virtue signaling

lmao tho Tobbs

I am glad that I am boring IRL. I'm gonna pretend dolcett is a set of dolls, or an alternate British spelling of dulcet.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

GROSS

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

kumba posted:

I just googled Dolcett. What the actual gently caress

That was a mistake

LMFAO

Tobbs Gnawed posted:

I am glad that I am boring IRL. I'm gonna pretend dolcett is a set of dolls, or an alternate British spelling of dulcet.

so hey speaking of dolls

nah, nah... one is enough

sorry, kumba


I know, right? Who the gently caress clicks a spoiler and then googles the word beneath when they don't know it but conTEXT CLEARLY INDICATES IT MIGHT BE A WEIRD SEX THING

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
kumba I'd be happy to answer any questions you may have via PM as you embark on this new journey of self-discovery

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
also hey, mafia buddies, LDR anniversary ideas?

don't say host a game of Mafia together

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


See this is what I was talking about, tith :v:

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.

peramene posted:

also hey, mafia buddies, LDR anniversary ideas?

don't say host a game of Mafia together

Host a game of The Genius together

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



:catstare:

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
It's more the cannibalism part than the sex part but I suppose those go hand in hand in this case

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

peramene posted:

also hey, mafia buddies, LDR anniversary ideas?

don't say host a game of Mafia together

Make a mold of your respective junks and mail them to each other.

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


kumba posted:

It's more the cannibalism part than the sex part but I suppose those go hand in hand in this case

:yikes: this thread sure has taken a weird turn.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
what’s LDR?

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Tobbs Gnawed posted:

Make a mold of your respective junks and mail them to each other.

I saw one of those tumblr screencaps (or maybe it was yahoo answers or sth) that was basically

"I was going through my mums drawer and found a dildo and used it, it was such a good fit. I later found a mould kit in the bin and im worried i may have hosed a mould of my dads dick"

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Birdstrike posted:

what’s LDR?

Long distance relationship

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

tithin posted:

Long distance relationship

lame

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
the answer then is dolcett IRL

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Lol if you don't have pera on ignore but still choose to click on every one of her posts to see what she's said anyway.

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie
Just lol if u think sex is even good, idoits

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

busb posted:

Just lol if u think sex is even good, idoits

Yeah sex is basically anime amirite?

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

peramene posted:

also hey, mafia buddies, LDR anniversary ideas?

don't say host a game of Mafia together

miyazaki movie night tbh

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie

Tobbs Gnawed posted:

Yeah sex is basically anime amirite?

Both terrible and must be destroyed

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Murmur Twin posted:

Host a game of The Genius together

holy poo poo*

kumba posted:

It's more the cannibalism part than the sex part but I suppose those go hand in hand in this case

I love that these are the factors you narrowed in on, that's such an outsider perspective lmao

Max posted:

Lol if you don't have pera on ignore but still choose to click on every one of her posts to see what she's said anyway.

I'd do it to myself if I could

I TAKE IT BACK BY THE WAY

*lmao yeah let's host a bigass FRG that has to race to finish by the time Riven opens

ps monthly reminder, host literally anything in April at your own risk

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

Murmur Twin posted:

Host a game of The Genius together

I laughed so goddamn loud in a very public place.

loving savage.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



someone wanna fill me in on the joke with the genius

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

tithin posted:

someone wanna fill me in on the joke with the genius

my_life.txt

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
Started to read through Myst after months of Bif’s enthusiastic suggestions and holy poo poo this is spectacular. I knew it was involved but I was unprepared for how amazing it is.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Asphyxious posted:

Started to read through Myst after months of Bif’s enthusiastic suggestions and holy poo poo this is spectacular. I knew it was involved but I was unprepared for how amazing it is.

I hope you can solve the mystery of corn

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

tithin posted:

someone wanna fill me in on the joke with the genius

In actuality the joke is that I ran a very successful forum game based on the hit Korean TV show The Genius Game. Like to abandon all humility, I think pre-Myst it was probably the best FRG run on these here forums. I am incredibly proud of it. You can read it here although I would suggest reading the "episodes" that I made in the Viewer's Vista rather than just the thread, since most action happened outside the thread itself. So it ran, it was awesome, people had lots of fun playing and watching.

And then I never ran it again. It's been 3 years now. There's a lot of reasons I haven't run it, some practical, some emotional, but there are a few people who like to poo poo on me when the opportunity presents itself that I've been making vague promises about Genius Game 2 for a longass time now, and it's wonderful.

peramene was referring to me as I am the other party in this LDR anniversary so the joke is MMT not-so-subtly using the opportunity to burn me for not running a new one by suggesting that be our anniversary activity.

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.

Asiina posted:

peramene was referring to me as I am the other party in this LDR anniversary so the joke is MMT not-so-subtly using the opportunity to burn me for not running a new one by suggesting that be our anniversary activity.

It was part friendly burn and part wishful thinking on my part :peanut:

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

Murmur Twin posted:

It was part friendly burn and part wishful thinking on my part :peanut:

I can't imagine that I will have time to run it before I finish my PhD, but I will promise you that if I do finish, I'll do Genius 2 as Dr. Bandageface.

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
At least you run it once. I've been talking about running Mafia Mario Party and/or Room 19 for months.

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