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 Who is the Russian Warning! We have FAKE NEWS accounts posting here from eastern SOVIET Europe trying to influence our ways of thinking. The only way to prove that we are who we say we are is to participate in a “most patriotic” challenge. The winner will be awarded with a special prize. The second highest scorer is clearly the Russian spy - they’ll be given a new custom title and new “responsibilities” to undo the damage of their communist messaging. The logic for determining who is the spy goes like this: a spy would be very well-studied and practiced in western ways, but ultimately foreign to them. A true American will perform these challenges better than any Russian could. But a Russian would run a close second by copying and learning from the American. Therefore, top place is a hero. Second place must be the spy. And clearly the spy won't be able to resist playing this game to prove that they're not a spy. We're going to play the sheep game: Format Shamelessly Stolen from C-Spam posted:
The Questions 1. Who is the best pre-Trump US President? 2. What is the worst political party in the history (or present) of the United States? 3. How many current members of congress (on 1/15/2018) are military veterans? 4. Is the United States Marine Corps its own branch of service, or a part of the Navy? 5. How many editions of the dick art book have been published? 6. Who is the patron saint of GIP? 7. Which MRE makes you poo poo you pants? 8. Who is the collectively most hated mod of GIP? 9. What year did GIP become its own subforum? 10. Which regular GIP poster currently on active duty is the dumbest? 11. Does kneeling during the national anthem insult your service to this great country? 12. What's the highest rank (any nationality) of anyone who has posted in GIP? 13. Which US-involved war was/is the coolest? 14. What will ultimately cause the demise of the United States? 15. What is the best dog in GIP? Zeris fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Feb 7, 2018 |
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people will say Monty is the best dog and fail to realize that they're all good dogs
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Jan 16, 2018 05:26
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Smiling Jack posted:people will say Monty is the best dog and fail to realize that they're all good dogs Shhh!!
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Jan 16, 2018 05:30
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Oh hell yes, another Sheep Game. I am in.
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Jan 16, 2018 14:52
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How many GIPpers are enlisted I need to know because reasons
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Jan 16, 2018 14:53
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A GIP sheep game! 
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Jan 16, 2018 16:46
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Godholio posted:A GIP sheep game!
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Jan 16, 2018 16:56
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Please post your controversial opinions to the answers or else this will be a very boring game. For those of you who already submitted answers, you can have a do over. There’s no rush to answer and you’re better off waiting.
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Jan 16, 2018 18:33
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Is Zeris really Jason Everman? Consider: they both were in the military and they both lived in NY. Case closed.
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Jan 16, 2018 19:04
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Gilli Galli most hated mod natch
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Jan 16, 2018 21:22
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Gilli Galli most hated mod natch Who the hell is that?
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Jan 16, 2018 22:56
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Two april fools days ago the admins played musical chairs with the mods. N4I got D&D(which was hilarious) and the soccer subforum mod gili galli got us. He was actually chill as hell and didn't do anything while he was in charge
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No Slippery or HoneyBoy Bradley questions, wtf?
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1. King George 2. Independents 3. None standing 4. Yes Am I doing this right? Edit: need to adjust #3 but too tired someone else do it. 4 standing lightpole fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Jan 17, 2018 |
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Jan 17, 2018 01:22
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1. W. 2. The Federalists 3. 5 4. Obsolete isn't a branch 5. Not enough 6. Smoke Crack. After all, we're all bitches 7. If you can't handle an MRE you're weak 8. Grover, obvies 9. Not a good year, obviously 10. Who reenlisted most recently? 11. Does kneeling during the national anthem insult your service to this 12. Civilian 13. WW2 because nukes were actually used 14. Corn 15. All dogges
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To hell with your God damned email. 1. Ronnie Ray Gunn 2. The Communist Party 3. Too goddamned few, I'll tell ya 4. The Marines have too low of a commie kill count to warrant an answer to this question 5. Infinite. It's a living document. 6. SSG Chowdown. All other are false prophets. 7. It sure as hell ain't jambalaya. Now the ribwich? That'll clear you out. 8. Grover's popularity has only grown over time, like Nixon's. So I'm going to go with Whip, because FTP. 9. 2009. I remember it unfondly 10. All of them 11. Not as much as a fat man with tiny hands complaining about it. 12. GS-14 13. Revolutionary War, because it was the OG war. 14. Twitter 15. Trick question. All dogges are good dogges (although my dogge is the goodest).
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1 SKYNET 2 MENSA 3 sixty nine 4 maybe definitely 5 less than sixty nine 6 Dark Souls memes 7 you got bowel problems zeris 8 food truck man or inflammable laser house man, pick one 9 IDR would know this one 10 still answering IDR '-a SOF marine' 11 what the gently caress are you talking about 12 whatever rank Caro achieved freedom fighting 13 the war to land on the moon 1st(US won). 14 Dark Souls memes 15 IDR would also know the answer to this
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What the gently caress dudes. This isn't complicated. Posting the answers in the thread erases the game part of it.
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Slim Pickens posted:Two april fools days ago the admins played musical chairs with the mods. N4I got D&D(which was hilarious) and the soccer subforum mod gili galli got us. He was actually chill as hell and didn't do anything while he was in charge Oh wait yeah I remember that now. That was funny poo poo.
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Godholio posted:What the gently caress dudes. This isn't complicated. Seriously, the point of the game is you try to answer as in line with the gip echo chamber as possible, but without discussing the questions before polling is done. It's like family feud, except the people surveyed are the ones competing. Edit: I guess Zeris wants discussion, but I like the surprise of seeing what everyone answers at the end. It's how AI does it, but I'm not enough of a car nerd to feel like competing in that all the time. Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Jan 17, 2018 |
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Jan 17, 2018 04:34
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Godholio posted:What the gently caress dudes. This isn't complicated. Welcome to the new metagame bitch
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lol it’s not complicated you’re supposed to post your arguments for given answers and see how the discussions unfold then manipulate everyone into posting the answer you wanted
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A true American wouldn't give a gently caress, wouldn't understand(or read) half the questions, and would half rear end any answers they did give.
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I hosed up and put someone's name instead of their rank. Pass me my hammer and sickle.
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How do you do, fellow United Americans?
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i answered piss tape on everything
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like you say worst mod of gip, does ralph count towards this even tho he wasnt speciffically a gip mod but did mod gip....by that I mean come in and ban people? ps gently caress ralph
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MaxPowers posted:like you say worst mod of gip, does ralph count towards this even tho he wasnt speciffically a gip mod but did mod gip....by that I mean come in and ban people? It's a good argument imo Answers don't have to be technically correct, just popular
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I'm pretty sure the echo chamber answer for MRE will be jambalaya but my friends, have you experienced the wonders of the buffalo chicken MRE? Somewhere between three and four years back I was in an exercise at Osan and they locked us into the bunker with MOPP and MREs to subsist on for a week. General Order 1, no drinking, no going to the BX for a proper rear end disaster like Taco Bell. It was great because my boss at the time was a bodybuilder coming back from a competition and he'd been cutting weight/fat for the last two weeks. He gets into the office and rips into three MREs and starts eating them shamefully. I looked in on him and he kinda looked down and said "don't judge me..." But I digress. At this point in the week I'd had a few MREs over days, so we get to enjoy the usual constipation or loose moments you'd associate with those culinary joys. But on this day, I get to sample the buffalo chicken MRE. It tasted terrible, as MREs generally do? but it was a special kind of lovely. You would think with chicken being in the name there would be some semblance of protein inside the little package but that would be incorrect. Instead I got what seemed to be hardened clumps of orange poo poo lovingly slathered in more bright orange poo poo the consistency of diarrhea. It wasn't so much a nice spicy zing as it was an assault on my mouth. It is the only MRE I have not been able to eat the main course of. I'm not a particularly picky eater and I've got a pretty stern stomach but this is one of my most unpleasant food memories. So gently caress it, I'll toss it, I'm done with this. As it turns out it's appropriate that the consistency of the buffalo sauce was that of slinky diarrhea because that's exactly what I got, but it just really plops the cherry on the sundae that much like drinking a bunch of dark beer turns my poo poo dark, after eating the buffalo chicken MRE my poo poo was orange. that's my story thanks for reading dscruffy1 fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Jan 18, 2018 |
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Remember how terrible MRE shits smelled?
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You've got a weakass stomach if you don't exclusively eat the Buffalo chicken whenever possible. poo poo is bomb.
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Chili Mac because it always came with candy.
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Whatever has the marble pound cake is the best qtiyd
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The MRE factory is in Aziz Ansari's hometown fyi
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:Whatever has the marble pound cake is the best qtiyd
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shame on an IGA posted:The MRE factory is in Aziz Ansari's hometown fyi Fo real?
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The best MRE is your last MRE.
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:The best MRE is your last MRE. Unless it's cheese and veggie omelette. Then it's always going to suck.
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COUNTRY CAPTAIN CHICKEN
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SOPAKCO, right in the middle of downtown bennettsville. Don't look them up on glassdoor if you value your sanity
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