cjs: as thE world buttErs its poast

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FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

it's super worth it

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hello posting pals from the goldmine, the loud butter saga starts here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3846735&pagenumber=4716&perpage=40#post516535676

also this thread is a loving time capsule goddamn

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Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

ground floor

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:42

Startyde: Apr 19, 2007; come post with us, forever and ever and ever

seriously geis ffs

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bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

thaenk u mods

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President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

ground flo-

gently caress!

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Poniard: Apr 3, 2011

cjs sippin coffee

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:43

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

first post [written by me]

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Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

i am on my couch and petting nargle as i peer at code

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Liver Disaster: Mar 31, 2012; no more tears

ride a bike, buy a loving av, drink some water, namaste

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:43

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

bump_fn posted:

thaenk u mods

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:44

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

gently caress you neil

https://twitter.com/adamdberry/status/954039762943344640

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:44

Ciaphas: Nov 20, 2005; > BEWARE, COWARD

cjs work meeting in fifteen minutes where im supposed to present a thing

in my current state this is going to be a disaster

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Poniard: Apr 3, 2011

good luck!!!

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carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

cjs is v snippy today

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:44

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Liver Disaster posted:

buy a loving av,

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:45

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

I'm still taking a poo poo.

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:45

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

carry on then posted:

cjs is v snippy today

it's really been kind of bipolar.

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:46

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

cjs: probably gonna become my own boss :toot:

well it's just on an interim basis until positions can get officially filled, but his boss left so he's that guy now and someone's now gotta do his job

supervising your former colleagues is weird

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:46

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Kenny Logins posted:

ground floor

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:46

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

flakeloaf posted:

cjs: probably gonna become my own boss

well it's just on an interim basis until positions can get officially filled, but his boss left so he's that guy now and someone's now gotta do his job

supervising your former colleagues is weird

time to 3d print up some bobbleheads!

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:47

Liver Disaster: Mar 31, 2012; no more tears

cjs: if anyone here writes dental hardware drivers gently caress you
people who work in dental offices are all a little off from listening to peoples teeth get drilled all day but the computer aspect makes them even worse

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:47

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

flakeloaf posted:

cjs: probably gonna become my own boss

well it's just on an interim basis until positions can get officially filled, but his boss left so he's that guy now and someone's now gotta do his job

supervising your former colleagues is weird

glad to hear you finally made trustee at county lockup!!!

:cool:

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:47

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Liver Disaster posted:

cjs: if anyone here writes dental hardware drivers gently caress you

if you think dental hardware drivers are bad you should see their academic versions

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:48

Ciaphas: Nov 20, 2005; > BEWARE, COWARD

oh good now i see in the news that us government shutdown is a possibiliity again, and in my job that means unpaid furlough

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:50

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

postin' in a bad thread

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:50

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Kenny Logins posted:

time to 3d print up some bobbleheads!

heads

yes that would be the more appropriate option wouldn't it

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:50

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Ciaphas posted:

oh good now i see in the news that us government shutdown is a possibiliity again, and in my job that means unpaid furlough

oh, like rae days but federal? feels awful

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:51

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Captain Foo posted:

postin' in a bad thread

um i think you'll notice its actually at five golden manbabies atm.

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:51

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Captain Foo posted:

postin' in a bad thread

to counteract this this thread is now about how alex cora will get the sox to the postseason

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:51

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

flakeloaf posted:

cjs: probably gonna become my own boss

well it's just on an interim basis until positions can get officially filled, but his boss left so he's that guy now and someone's now gotta do his job

supervising your former colleagues is weird

lmao that happened to me like 8 months after i started here. my boss got promoted to director of another department, so the only people above me in the org chart was a VP and the CEO. i was also the only person on my team at that point.

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:52

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

i will admit im nervous but i think theres a team will and his tenure w the astros makes me think it can happen

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:52

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Captain Foo posted:

postin' in a bad thread

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:53

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

like ythey def xollapsed in teh post season but we all know that farrell was notoriousky poo poo at managing pitchers

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:54

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

bump_fn posted:

i will admit im nervous but i think theres a team will and his tenure w the astros makes me think it can happen

i literally cant tell if you talk about some sportsball or academia

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:54

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

President Beep posted:

um i think you'll notice its actually at five golden manbabies atm.

there's way more than five manbabies itt

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:54

Number19: May 14, 2003; HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I'm still taking a poo poo.

we know, you�ve been posting for years

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cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Podima posted:

long time no see

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:54

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

firing francona was a huge mistake and i just hope i live to see the red sox recover honestly

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President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

there's way more than five manbabies itt

heh.

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Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

there's way more than five manbabies itt

# ? Jan 18, 2018 20:55

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