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I don't even know how you can get out of bed in the morning if you can't be JACKED TO THE TITS about a response to a motion to dismiss.
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Jan 18, 2018 21:02
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Let's rub to the constant jacked nature of cig's horrible management!
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Jan 18, 2018 21:03
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I'm Jacked to the moons I wanted my phone to do moobs but it auto corrected to -moons
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G0RF posted:I agree with this and I’m not entirely sure what we’re disagreeing about, although it’s funny to be this far into the weeds debating our nuanced takes on the enduring impact of political chaos at CIG on one fan/streamer. I think it's just a very minor difference between us. I think as the leader of an organisation called "Addicts Anonymous" with the tag line "Rehab is not an option!", with all the advantages she's had to find out the truth and with what I'd consider a reasonable responsibility to look after her membership, it's a complete failure on her part to act as she should have. Making money from the Citizens is bad enough via views etc, but I remember one fundraiser for camera equipment, I'm sure there were more, all while soft balling questions to CIG as part of their marketing machine. It's of no surprise to me that's she's really pissed her interviews with  have been binned. I guess I just think she's smarter than you do and I really don't think anyone who's spoken in private to Wingman and Morlan back in 2014 could still believe the dream in 2017. However that's probably touching on quirks of my nature as I've been attempting to inform people here since late 2013 of my concerns and spent more than a sane amount of time providing links to evidence etc, something she's being doing the exact opposite of.
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Jan 18, 2018 21:05
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Brutal takedown by another game dev, love it. And he/she is 100% right. I wonder what happens when a shitizen sees stuff like this?
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Jan 18, 2018 21:06
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Sarsapariller posted:The Idris is not, and will never be, in the MMO portion of the game. It's dependent on NPC's and multi-crew and ship-inside-a-ship physics and doors and a dozen other systems that they will never ever get working. At best they will put it in the hangar at some point, in non-interactive form. The Idris has to be in the game. People paid for it, the game is wholly dependent on giant fuckoff ships to sell, and if they can't make the Idris work then LOL Javelin owners.
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Jan 18, 2018 21:07
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Thread patch notes: - Jacking values adjusted in relation to tits to bring it more in line with recent thread changes - Rubbing is now a player resource and no longer an activated skill. - Moobs
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Jan 18, 2018 21:08
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Im naturally jacked to the tits, but its also because its another big roadblock that citizens have erected in the defense of their favorite hobby, spending money on broken nostalgia while trying to salvage the broken glass and blood everywhere. I'm also riding the crystal pony in anticipation. Lladre posted:I'm jacked to the tits. I'm jacked to your tits.
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Jan 18, 2018 21:15
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The Idris will be implemented - as a static model you can walk around, and they're trying to get an fps match option for it. This is supposed to happen some time later this summer, as a "first step" towards getting it in the PU (which they have no idea how to do with anything more than a single player loaded in) Also they're totally gonna sell (and then never work on) mechs.
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Jan 18, 2018 21:16
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:The Idris has to be in the game. People paid for it, the game is wholly dependent on giant fuckoff ships to sell, and if they can't make the Idris work then LOL Javelin owners. Same, but caterpillar.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:The Idris has to be in the game. People paid for it, the game is wholly dependent on giant fuckoff ships to sell, and if they can't make the Idris work then LOL Javelin owners. The closest in-game equivalent is the Starfarer. Enormous ship, costs hundreds of real life dollars, designed for a crew of 6 to perform in-flight refueling. In-game, there is never a reason to have more than one person on board because none of the systems work. The turrets all require people to man them and are basically useless. The "in flight fueling" mechanics do not work and show no signs of ever having been worked on. You can sometimes manage to wedge a spaceship or vehicle in the back access ramp but nine times out of ten it will jitter and explode. The ship is pointlessly large, full of cafeterias and captain's quarters and armories that do absolutely nothing except make it difficult to navigate. It can carry cargo, but so can about 100 other ships that don't require a second mortgage. More importantly, since it came out nobody has really given a poo poo. You don't see people organizing group play around it, because it's pointless and un-fun. You barely ever saw them spawned in the PTU when I was playing. I don't know but suspect that the sales on the ship have taken an enormous dive too. How can you get enthusiastic about *dreams* when you can see the reality and it's a big stupid un-usable asset that cost 10 times as much as a full price game? Now take every issue I just listed, double the price of the ship, and set the *dreams* level about 100x higher due to it constantly featuring in promo videos for five years, and you have the Idris. They will never, ever release it.
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Raskolnikov posted:I'm Jacked to the moons clearly you need to send more text messages about moobs.
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A mech wouldn't stand a chance against a well trained group of pole vaulting commandos leaping over it in their underpants
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Beet Wagon posted:Indeed they did, friend I just realized what this reminds me of 
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big nipples big life posted:clearly you need to send more text messages about moobs. I try to keep moon development to a minimum.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:The Idris has to be in the game. People paid for it, the game is wholly dependent on giant fuckoff ships to sell, and if they can't make the Idris work then LOL Javelin owners. LOL Oh, commando! Can you show me where Chris Robots promised us that the Idris would be in the game? And really, how do you define "the game?" Do you mean the game that is in ALPHA? Heh, perhaps you don't understand game development and also that CIG don't owe us anything. They ain't gotta do poo poo, man, except hide the dosh.
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Raskolnikov posted:I try to keep moon development to a minimum. It did it again.
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Beet Wagon posted:Indeed they did, friend They're selling: giftcards clothing mugs mousepads ships land club memberships paintjobs models Why the hell not robot suits? I predict some type of FPS package that gives you some guns/gear.
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Thoatse posted:I just realized what this reminds me of Maximilian, the evil robot from Disney's 'The Black Hole'. I loving loved that robot. The kit came with working arms. spacetoaster posted:They're selling: No weed gummies?
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Hav posted:Maximilian, the evil robot from Disney's 'The Black Hole'. I loving loved that robot. The kit came with working arms. Sure. 
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Jan 18, 2018 21:30
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Good, she bought the mouse that breaks really easily.
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Xaerael posted:Good, she bought the mouse that breaks really easily. I bought a set of special screwdrivers from amazon and fixed mine with part of a q-tip, was dead proud of myself. Scroll wheel had lost friction.
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Sarsapariller posted:The closest in-game equivalent is the Starfarer. Enormous ship, costs hundreds of real life dollars, designed for a crew of 6 to perform in-flight refueling. In-game, there is never a reason to have more than one person on board because none of the systems work. The turrets all require people to man them and are basically useless. The "in flight fueling" mechanics do not work and show no signs of ever having been worked on. You can sometimes manage to wedge a spaceship or vehicle in the back access ramp but nine times out of ten it will jitter and explode. The ship is pointlessly large, full of cafeterias and captain's quarters and armories that do absolutely nothing except make it difficult to navigate. It can carry cargo, but so can about 100 other ships that don't require a second mortgage. I should add the caveat of "if there is a game". If CIG releases a MVP, and it doesn't include ships people have paid for, then CIG didn't release a game. Since neither of us actually think CIG will implement the Idris, there will be no game. SPERMCUBE.ORG posted:LOL Oh, commando! Can you show me where Chris Robots promised us that the Idris would be in the game? And really, how do you define "the game?" Do you mean the game that is in ALPHA? Heh, perhaps you don't understand game development and also that CIG don't owe us anything. Given what Chris likes to drive I suspect they're about as good at hiding their finances as they are at implementing gameplay.
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If the ships were a gift and not a purchase then the whale who Well played best marketer in the world and hardcore pc gamer since you were a little girl.
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Jan 18, 2018 21:44
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Hav posted:Maximilian, the evil robot from Disney's 'The Black Hole'. I loving loved that robot. The kit came with working arms. I do too. I also liked the design of the ship with the whole Event Horizon/Dead Space feel going on at the time. Supposedly a darker sequel has been written but it is stuffed in a desk drawer somewhere and will probably never see the light of day due to Disney and Star Wars.
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Quavers posted:Lambda taxxe: Lamda Lamda Lamda taxxe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL_zyy2NRws
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Raskolnikov posted:I'm Jacked to the moons My phone auto corrects to ducks and I just don't have it in me to tell it otherwise.
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AP posted:I think it's just a very minor difference between us. I think as the leader of an organisation called "Addicts Anonymous" with the tag line "Rehab is not an option!", with all the advantages she's had to find out the truth and with what I'd consider a reasonable responsibility to look after her membership, it's a complete failure on her part to act as she should have. Making money from the Citizens is bad enough via views etc, but I remember one fundraiser for camera equipment, I'm sure there were more, all while soft balling questions to CIG as part of their marketing machine. Oh okay now I see where you’re coming from. 1) SCAA - I hadn’t really thought too much about her org and whatever responsibilities she might have to that. It barely seems real to me. But that’s a valid point. 2) MOTIVE/INTELLIGENCE - Here too, I’ll admit I’ve not given much thought to the possibility that a highly calculating alternative version of Batgirl might exist. One who takes as given the project is doomed yet benefits from pretending otherwise and cranking out material reinforcing the same. Perhaps that’s possible. It’s my belief is that we all have GPUs of varying processing power upon which we render our delusions. Even the reasonable person experiences an Augmented Reality version as they look out from behind their eyeballs at the world around them, little delusions popping up here and there and distorting their understanding of the world and people and events moving around them. In the case of Batgirl, I assume she’s got 1080TIs running with the SLI bridge and creating a fully immersive Virtual Reality experience all around her. I think the same is true of Chris Roberts. It’s not so much a question of raw intelligence because reasonable objectivity can be found in the simple-minded just as brilliant minds can construct convincing delusions and be held prison in them. Whatever her intelligence levels, I assume she’s got a high capacity to delude herself and that she prefers that. To varying extents, we all do. I mean, I like to believe myself a reasonable and objective person and yet here I am in a multi-volley psychological assessment of a minor personality with a parasitic attachment to a major catastrophe. It’s crazy, really, yet here I am writing about objectivity even as the little OCD arcana nerd in my head is running around yelling, “Hold on, hold on — there’s that, that, that Batgirl / Wingman interview from back then where he talks about...” It’s nuts, really. Anyway I now understand where we differ on this point. We nuanced lunatics. This is going to revolutionize the way she doesn’t play games. G0RF fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Jan 18, 2018 |
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The Origin of Spaceships: usually planets
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Time for another totally real DOOM session that totally happened guys!
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G0RF posted:Anyway I know understand where we differ on this point. We nuanced lunatics. Yeah, I'm just killing time till I get to laugh at Ortwin tomorrow.* *Hopefully.
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Toops posted:Why is everyone getting so jacked up about what will surely be boring legalese that doesn't really change anything? We can't all get a hard-on over someone using the wrong brackets in an xml file, or whatever you programming dorks were talking about.
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I'm calling that sometime in the next 48 hours there will be movements.
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Dusty Lens posted:I'm calling that sometime in the next 48 hours there will be movements. I have irritable bowel syndrome, so that's pretty much a certainty.
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AP posted:Yeah, I'm just killing time till I get to laugh at Ortwin tomorrow.* I’m excited because whatever Skadden dispenses will be measured back to them tenfold in fire and fury as they get Cry-Rekt!
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