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Big Bad Voodoo Lou
Jan 1, 2006

Wheat Loaf posted:

I just started watching the first Mission: Impossible movie.

Immediate first impression: I think this is the first movie I've seen - at least the first movie I've seen adapted from television - where the opening credits have been consciously designed to resemble those of a tv show. It's an odd effect.

I'm trying to think of the other big tv-to-movie adaptations which preceded it like the Fugitive and the Addams Family and I don't think any of them it.

It's a bit of a novelty.

I actually love that, the very rare times the opening credits are designed to look like a TV show, suggesting countless other "episodes" and stories and adventures we only get glimpses of.

The Charlie's Angels movie with Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz, and Drew Barrymore also did that, but I don't remember if they were opening or closing credits. I know it isn't well regarded, but I thought that movie was lots of fun, and it introduced me to Sam Rockwell.

I'm surprised some of the superhero movies haven't done that, hinting at untold, unfilmed stories in some kind of montage.

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Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Neo Rasa posted:

Everyone in this thread should watch Doomsday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJMjiCxHLdg

Second.

You get about 4 movies for the price of one. You get a zombie movie, a cop movie, a rampaging hordes vs. cop movie, a little bit of excalibur, and then it finishes with a Mad Max impression.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Oh, mid-90s Internet.

Hard to believe "Scroll Usenet Groups" was once the source of all knowledge. :D

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Wheat Loaf posted:

Rhona Mitra was the model and voice for Lara Croft between 1997 and 1998.

To this day I wonder if Rhona Mitra is bitter about Kate Beckinsale.

Yaws
Oct 23, 2013

The Way of the Gun is fairly forgettable movie overall but the gunfight at the end is hands down the best I've ever seen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20oEmQZrqyI

I love the way they do brass checks and reload their pistols. A minor thing but something a lot of movies ignore.

Yaws fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Jan 19, 2018

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

To this day I wonder if Rhona Mitra is bitter about Kate Beckinsale.

the fact that they both exist and look almost identical?


Yaws posted:

The Way of the Gun is fairly forgettable movie overall but the gunfight at the end is hands down the best I've ever seen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20oEmQZrqyI

I love the way they do brass checks and reload their pistols. A minor thing but something a lot of movies ignore.

lol at Way of the Gun being forgettable. It opens with Sarah Silverman getting punched in the face.

Yaws
Oct 23, 2013

Snowman_McK posted:

the fact that they both exist and look almost identical?


lol at Way of the Gun being forgettable. It opens with Sarah Silverman getting punched in the face.

The Way of the Gun is bookended with great scenes. Everything in between is mediocre.

I love The Way of the Gun.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Snowman_McK posted:

the fact that they both exist and look almost identical?

Rhona Mitra was clearly like a year or two early to being Kate Beckinsale, yeah.

Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014
It's been a while since I've seen it but to me The Way of the Gun is basically

Sarah Silverman gets punched.
mumble mumble mumble, exposition exposition mumble mumble
They kidnap Juliette Lewis
mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble
They shoot a couple of cops
mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble
Big awesome gunfight that goes on forever
Fin

Like, I've seen the film maybe 6 times and I still have only the vaguest idea what it's about.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Disgusting Coward posted:

It's been a while since I've seen it but to me The Way of the Gun is basically

Sarah Silverman gets punched.
mumble mumble mumble, exposition exposition mumble mumble
They kidnap Juliette Lewis
mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble
They shoot a couple of cops
mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble
Big awesome gunfight that goes on forever
Fin

Like, I've seen the film maybe 6 times and I still have only the vaguest idea what it's about.

Juliette Lewis is pregnant, but she's just the surrogate for a wealthy couple who hire James Caan to go after the baby/ransom money and then everyone has a big showdown at the end as she's having an emergency c-section.

Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014

Basebf555 posted:

mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble


:shrug:

Yaws
Oct 23, 2013


It's not that complicated. Also, not that terribly interesting.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
Buncha terrible hot takes in this thread.

Yaws
Oct 23, 2013

Snowman_McK posted:

Buncha terrible hot takes in this thread.

The Way of the Gun is a drat fine movie.

There.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Some John Wick 3 news, Stahelski is back for directing, pretty much everyone from 2 is back (Fishburne, Common, Ruby Rose) with Hiroyuki Sanada as the villain.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

muscles like this! posted:

Some John Wick 3 news, Stahelski is back for directing, pretty much everyone from 2 is back (Fishburne, Common, Ruby Rose) with Hiroyuki Sanada as the villain.

Thank you god.

I wonder if we're gonna get like a little team-up action with Wick and Common, that would be loving amazing. Can you imagine a tandem scene with two top level Continental assassins mowing through a room full of bad guys?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Basebf555 posted:

Thank you god.

I wonder if we're gonna get like a little team-up action with Wick and Common, that would be loving amazing. Can you imagine a tandem scene with two top level Continental assassins mowing through a room full of bad guys?

This is what I'm expecting. Their rivalry was great but mostly professional, right? Not personal. There's hardly a better opportunity for a former villain (of sorts) to get on side with the hero.

Ruby Rose though, probably not.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


It starts filming March 1st and there's still a new character that hasn't been cast yet (or hasn't been announced,) a female lead.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Lobok posted:

This is what I'm expecting. Their rivalry was great but mostly professional, right? Not personal. There's hardly a better opportunity for a former villain (of sorts) to get on side with the hero.

Ruby Rose though, probably not.

It's actually a bit of both, and the personal thing is EXTREMELY personal. It's subtly implied that Common and Giovanna were romantically involved, so Wick killed his "ward" but I got the feeling it's much more than strictly a professional beef.

That said, it wouldn't be tough to figure out a way for them to call a one time truce to take out some common enemy.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Lobok posted:

Ruby Rose though, probably not.

I'm really excited about her coming back either way because she's rad and her look in 2 was like David Leitch making up for King not being in the King of Fighters movie.

Common HAS to come back and help Wick out it will be awesome. They have to keep the running thing going where Wick has a small circle of pals to bail him out. It will never be a surprise again like Willem Dafoe in the original but still.

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
Cassian is absolutely going to start the movie going after Wick and then switch sides mid-picture when he realizes his employers are morally degenerate pieces of poo poo willing to murder any number of innocents to get the payout.

These guys are too savvy in the ways of heroic bloodshed to do it any other way.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Wick was like an extremely powerful demon in Hell, but he escaped and found out how great Heaven is. So logically the only way this can end is for him to find and murder Satan. Maybe that's who Sanada is playing, the head of the entire Continental organization. We haven't seen anything of how the Continental is run in Asia, maybe the Main Headquarters is there.

CV 64 Fan
Oct 13, 2012

It's pretty dope.
Finally exposed myself to the glory that is Pyun's Nemesis. Marvelous.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

James Woods Fan posted:

Finally exposed myself to the glory that is Pyun's Nemesis. Marvelous.

Now watch the first five minutes of the sequel and try and work out how late in production they decided it was a sequel.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Aw yeah, Netflix just put up Boyka: Undisputed [4]. I know what I'm watching tonight.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Lobok posted:

Aw yeah, Netflix just put up Boyka: Undisputed [4]. I know what I'm watching tonight.

It's slightly disappointing that Zaror didn't come back, but it's pretty loving cool. It's not quite as good as the third one.

FancyMike
May 7, 2007

I'm here to report that A Better Tomorrow 2018 is bad there's nothing in it to like don't watch.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

James Woods Fan posted:

Finally exposed myself to the glory that is Pyun's Nemesis. Marvelous.

YESSS this movie rules.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Mission: Impossible was a pretty good spy movie.

Mission: Impossible 2 is pretty different. It's got its positives and negatives. I like the characters and I like the action scenes; a lot of it is very John Woo. However, a lot of it has that very early 2000s, "Well, I suppose we had better do a sequel :shrug:" sensibility to it that you get in a lot of, well, early 2000s sequels.

Nonetheless, thanks to Woo, there's more of a directorial vision to it than if it had been directed by, say, Brett Ratner.

Edit: That whole scene at the end when Tom Cruise and Dougray Scott arrive at beach where they face off on motorcycles and rev threateningly at each other is one of the funniest things I've seen, although I must admit, I'm not sure it's supposed to be.

Wheat Loaf fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Jan 21, 2018

CV 64 Fan
Oct 13, 2012

It's pretty dope.
I maintain that MI: II has some of the best PG-13 action in film. Shame about the rest of the movie.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.
Yeah, it grew on me when I watched it recently, but there's a lot to slog through to get to some of those great scenes.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

My biggest criticism with MI: II is that it feels so slow. I don't know if it has something to do with the pacing, or maybe a sluggish middle, but it feels like it runs much longer than either Ghost Protocol or Rogue Nation, even though it's shorter than both. That being said, when it finally goes full-tilt Woo in the finale, it makes the whole thing worth it.

Why does he stop to put on sunglasses?

Shut up.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Fart City posted:

My biggest criticism with MI: II is that it feels so slow. I don't know if it has something to do with the pacing, or maybe a sluggish middle, but it feels like it runs much longer than either Ghost Protocol or Rogue Nation, even though it's shorter than both. That being said, when it finally goes full-tilt Woo in the finale, it makes the whole thing worth it.

Why does he stop to put on sunglasses?

Shut up.

He also pauses in destroying the virus to remember how important it is to destroy the virus, which gives time for the badguys to show up and stop him destroying the virus. It's glacial.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Mission: Impossible 3 was quite good and Ghost Protocol was even better. The team in MI3 didn't feel quite as together as the one in Ghost Protocol, but you people certainly weren't exaggerating when you said Philip Seymour Hoffman played a great villain; he was very entertaining.

Perhaps a strange comparison, but MI3 vaguely reminded me of Casino Royale, much as MI2 felt like Face/Off with a twist of The Matrix. That's been an interesting thing about watching these movies; they have their own identity but also reflect (particularly because they're averaging out to one release every five years) the development of the action genre in the 20 years since the first one. I suppose the same is somewhat true of James Bond.

Wheat Loaf fucked around with this message at 16:07 on Jan 21, 2018

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

FancyMike posted:

I'm here to report that A Better Tomorrow 2018 is bad there's nothing in it to like don't watch.
That sucks to hear but without any of the original crew involved, I didn't really expect anything else.

Luckily The Foreigner (I guess they didn't want to call it "The Chinaman" after the novel) fares a bit better think, and is pretty decent to good depending on how much rear end Jackie is kicking at the moment. It's more than a bit ridiculous and relies on the ever popular "father saves/avenges daughter" to motivate the character but I won't complain too much.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


The bad thing about The Foreigner is how there just isn't enough Jackie Chan.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
I feel like there's just enough, if there was more, the actual movie would seem totally bewildering.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I still haven't seen The Foreigner. I can't get over how perfectly Pierce Brosnan seems to be channelling Gerry Adams in everything I've seen from it, though. It's too distracting.

My fan theory is that Pierce Brosnan's character in The Foreigner and his character in The Long Good Friday are one and the same.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Basebf555 posted:

Wick was like an extremely powerful demon in Hell, but he escaped and found out how great Heaven is. So logically the only way this can end is for him to find and murder Satan. Maybe that's who Sanada is playing, the head of the entire Continental organization. We haven't seen anything of how the Continental is run in Asia, maybe the Main Headquarters is there.

It's only been a few years since the original, they could do a The Killing of Satan style ending to John Wick 4 where he kills Satan in hell and technically all dogs go to heaven but they could literally have his original puppy return but grown up and they walk off into the sunset together. Like whatever direction the TV series or movies go end up going in that has to be the final ultimate ending.

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MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
Apparently Taxi 5 is on the way, presumably without Samy Naceri after his personal problems.

The first two Taxi movies are great fun though. The third has a dubbed Sly Stallone in the opening sequence and that is all I remember from it. Haven't seen 4 or the american remake.

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