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rydiafan: Mar 17, 2009

precision posted:

Oh for the love of... EACH. OF. YOU. WILL. ENTER. A. SPACE. CAPSULE.

Come again?

# ? Jan 23, 2018 05:40

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 15:18

TL: Jan 16, 2006; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world; Fallen Rib

Ah, the ocean is beautiful in this part of the tub.

# ? Jan 23, 2018 05:46

brocked: Oct 25, 2005; All shall love me and despair!

Look, look, look at my crotch!
Look, look, look at my crotch!
Look at my crotch! Look at my crotch!
Looooooook... AT MY CROTCH!

# ? Jan 23, 2018 07:28

Command Ant: Aug 9, 2010; I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Abe Lincoln is Time Cop!

# ? Jan 23, 2018 07:38

Paingod556: Nov 8, 2011; Not a problem, sir

I started a mate with Space Mutiny (due to his prior exposure to The Man The Legend Reb Brown) But for the follow up, and to intro another mate, I used Danger Death Ray

They both were on the floor, literally, at one point. It really is the best My First MST3K

"We're looking for a man"
"Are you him?"

# ? Jan 23, 2018 07:59

Magic Hate Ball: May 6, 2007; ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

"Mother home yet?"
"No."
"Means another cold supper, I suppose"
"Vodka sandwiches!"

# ? Jan 23, 2018 08:08

Bicyclops: Aug 27, 2004

I think the riff that caught me off guard and made me laugh the most when I did my rewatch just before the new season was the repeated "Mr. Beardsley?" in Squirm.

# ? Jan 23, 2018 14:52

nishi koichi: Feb 16, 2007; everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

Ow, my... ankle :smug:

# ? Jan 23, 2018 18:11

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 29 days!

rydiafan posted:

Come again?

Is that stud coming? :v:

# ? Jan 23, 2018 19:29

Keromaru5: Dec 28, 2012; Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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"Today is dedicated to Uranus." Crow: "Well, thank you, I'm fla...uh, huh?"

# ? Jan 23, 2018 20:19

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Oh no! Banjo exploded!

Look, biker shrapnel!

# ? Jan 23, 2018 22:28

Hogama: Sep 3, 2011

The whole "angry fianc�e in the car" bit is a highlight of The Leech Woman for me; I've always been particularly fond of the delivery on: "Do you think I'm attractive?" "Tell her no! Tell her she's a warthog! NEIL!"

# ? Jan 23, 2018 23:20

Command Ant: Aug 9, 2010; I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

The first time I heard it, Servo's rapid-fire repetition of "and then he died" in Girls Town had me laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe.

# ? Jan 23, 2018 23:27

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 29 days!

Want to go to CAFE and have COCKTAIL?

# ? Jan 24, 2018 00:24

Cemetry Gator: Apr 3, 2007; Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?

My favorite is still "they blew up the Hitler building!"

# ? Jan 24, 2018 00:31

Magic Hate Ball: May 6, 2007; ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Is it weird that I find "I Accuse My Parents!" to be a legitimately suspenseful film?

# ? Jan 24, 2018 05:10

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Considering the sole driver of the plot is how much of a dope the protagonist is, yes.

# ? Jan 25, 2018 00:47

HopperUK: Apr 29, 2007; Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Crow in 'The Brute Man' channelling the angry shopkeeper while Mike bends double trying to suppress his laughter gets me every time. "I hope you die!"

# ? Jan 25, 2018 00:52

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

Magic Hate Ball posted:

Is it weird that I find "I Accuse My Parents!" to be a legitimately suspenseful film?

Same, but The Beatniks

# ? Jan 25, 2018 01:00

Bobbin Threadbare: Jan 2, 2009; I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

precision posted:

Same, but The Beatniks

Same, but Teenage Crime Wave.

# ? Jan 25, 2018 01:08

Keromaru5: Dec 28, 2012; Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Same, but Girls Town.

# ? Jan 25, 2018 01:18

rydiafan: Mar 17, 2009

Same, but Manos.

# ? Jan 25, 2018 01:20

HopperUK: Apr 29, 2007; Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Which episodes are those weird morality plays about how The Youth of Today are Degenerate and will Come to Bad Ends? Like 'Girls Town' or 'I Accuse My Parents' or 'The Violent Years'? Those are among my favourites.

# ? Jan 25, 2018 01:21

SirPhoebos: Dec 10, 2007; WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Cemetry Gator posted:

My favorite is still "they blew up the Hitler building!"

Mine is their reaction to El Santo's entry

EDIT:

Keromaru5 posted:

Same, but Girls Town.

Bobbin Threadbare posted:

Same, but Teenage Crime Wave.

rydiafan posted:

Same, but Manos.

Same but Red Zone Cuba

SirPhoebos fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Jan 25, 2018

# ? Jan 25, 2018 01:23

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Command Ant posted:

Abe Lincoln is Time Cop!

I want Jefferson Davis dead! I want his family dead!

# ? Jan 25, 2018 01:39

John Murdoch: May 19, 2009; I can tune a fish.

HopperUK posted:

Crow in 'The Brute Man' channelling the angry shopkeeper while Mike bends double trying to suppress his laughter gets me every time. "I hope you die!"

God is dead? Good!!

# ? Jan 25, 2018 01:44

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 29 days!

HopperUK posted:

Crow in 'The Brute Man' channelling the angry shopkeeper while Mike bends double trying to suppress his laughter gets me every time. "I hope you die!"

Why did you hire me if you hate me so?