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Spatulater bro!
Aug 19, 2003

Punch! Punch! Punch!

Farm mortgage metal: Oat Loaner

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Baron Von Ghoulosh
Dec 16, 2005

There was a time when I fed from golden chalices,
but now...

Now, I feed as
an old man pees.

Dick Boat posted:

Check out my new stoner metal band with Demilich style vocals, Toad Stoner.

Is it too late for my techno themed industrial band, Low Toner?

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
pornogrind outfit Grower not Shower

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Baron Von Ghoulosh posted:

Is it too late for my techno themed industrial band, Low Toner?

Toner Low is a real band lol

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Colt Blower? They suck!

Literally.

my new mike pence themed band is really taking off

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

To Battle posted:

The other thing too is, especially in metal, if you are a musician yourself, I think I (you) tend to enjoy bands that are more proficient in said instrument.

I can't play any instruments so I tend to like bands with no musicianship whatsoever

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


A human heart posted:

I can't play any instruments so I tend to like bands with no musicianship whatsoever

So your favorite guitarist is Kirk Hammet?

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
that alley oop was way to obvious

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
my e.t. and occasional mac and me-themed crossover thrash band home phoner

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

that alley oop was way to obvious

Sorry, I should have gone with Jon Schaffer.

Jeremy_X
Jul 27, 2006

A human heart posted:

What intro? that's the same guitar riff that repeats through the rest of the song

If that molested car horn noise repeats beyond 1:59 I have no idea. That's the obnoxious noise I'm referring to. If that's a guitar then I should congratulate Godflesh on being progressive enough to have a tone-deaf mentally handicapped bonobo appear on a track.

il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

Pretty much all good metal is obnoxious noise to someone. I'm really not hearing a car horn in there anywhere though.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
Throat Blower

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Molt Chewer.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
gently caress, that new Atlas Moth track rips.

realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe

Spatulater bro! posted:

What's everyone's favorite metal band that themes its lyrics around war-based table top games?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_GDzXvFsQU

Cheapsteaks
Apr 25, 2008

Getting a heavy metal avatar leads to far fewer regrets than a heavy metal tattoo.
Discordance Axis and Allies

Less Claypool
Apr 16, 2009

More Primus For Fucks Sake.

Vargatron posted:

Sorry, I should have gone with Jon Schaffer.

Gallops more than a Clysdale. #MAGA

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
it’s too bad groups aren’t into wargaming or we’d have band names like

Zone of Control
Supply Lines
Hexside
Counter Punch

and ummmmm welp I can’t think of any more, thanks for reading!

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Dadbod Apocalypse posted:

it’s too bad groups aren’t into wargaming or we’d have band names like

Zone of Control
Supply Lines
Hexside
Counter Punch

and ummmmm welp I can’t think of any more, thanks for reading!

BRUTALLY CRUSHED TO DEATH BY ASL MANUAL

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



$500 UNITED STATES DOLLARS to meet “Slayer” and watch on stage

:lol:

(I’m spending 450$ cad to fly to Montreal to see Satyricon and Panzerfaust instead - plus see Montreal for the first time)

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

Vintersorg posted:

$500 UNITED STATES DOLLARS to meet “Slayer” and watch on stage


How bored do you reckon the slayer dudes are during these things

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Cheapsteaks posted:

Discordance Axis and Allies




Vintersorg posted:

$500 UNITED STATES DOLLARS to meet “Slayer” and watch on stage

:lol:

dang they only charged $375 for the meet & greet last time around

The Muppets On PCP fucked around with this message at 10:10 on Jan 24, 2018

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

Can I pay extra to not have to talk to Kerry King at any point

il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

Remember when he said he'd rather not be stuck in a lift with a gay person, and then later "apologised" by saying he had nothing against gay people, he just didn't want to be stuck in a lift with them? I think that was the first time I had to really confront the idea that someone could be good at music but bad at being a person.

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


il_cornuto posted:

Remember when he said he'd rather not be stuck in a lift with a gay person, and then later "apologised" by saying he had nothing against gay people, he just didn't want to be stuck in a lift with them? I think that was the first time I had to really confront the idea that someone could be good at music but bad at being a person.

The sad reality is a lot of musicians are really lovely people :smith:

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Actually a lot of humans are lovely people, and some of them are musicians.

il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

xzzy posted:

Actually a lot of humans are lovely people, and some of them are musicians.

This is true.

Spatulater bro!
Aug 19, 2003

Punch! Punch! Punch!

New albums from both Portal and Hooded Menace in two days. :stoked:

Oh hey, another new Portal track I didn't know about.

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
Need more music for lifting. I've been going through the related artist tab on Spotify and gone through: Bolt Thrower, Vader, Deicide, Obituary, and Suffocation today. Still have plenty of albums from them to listen to but I would appreciate any further recs

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Omnikin posted:

Need more music for lifting. I've been going through the related artist tab on Spotify and gone through: Bolt Thrower, Vader, Deicide, Obituary, and Suffocation today. Still have plenty of albums from them to listen to but I would appreciate any further recs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opyVdN8GZtc

Spatulater bro!
Aug 19, 2003

Punch! Punch! Punch!

Omnikin posted:

Need more music for lifting. I've been going through the related artist tab on Spotify and gone through: Bolt Thrower, Vader, Deicide, Obituary, and Suffocation today. Still have plenty of albums from them to listen to but I would appreciate any further recs

Dyscarnate seems like the perfect lifting music.

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS

Spatulater bro! posted:

New albums from both Portal and Hooded Menace in two days. :stoked:

Oh hey, another new Portal track I didn't know about.

God damnit man. I haven't bought any music in months because I've been saving up for my move which just happened this past weekend, and I can't loving wait until I can get a few steady paychecks in and I can start getting new tunes again.

I've seriously been going through withdrawals since September.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Been on a Cynic binge lately, but what's the deal with Paul Masvidal apparently being a dickhead? Seems like he's been hated by a whole lot of his former bandmates (including Chuck Schuldiner who apparently wrote The Philosopher about him) and wondered what the history was there.

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Oh my god that makes the lyrics make so much sense in hindsight.

Also that song is so loving good.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Omnikin posted:

Need more music for lifting. I've been going through the related artist tab on Spotify and gone through: Bolt Thrower, Vader, Deicide, Obituary, and Suffocation today. Still have plenty of albums from them to listen to but I would appreciate any further recs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szjamlmsip0

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

MikeCrotch posted:

Been on a Cynic binge lately, but what's the deal with Paul Masvidal apparently being a dickhead? Seems like he's been hated by a whole lot of his former bandmates (including Chuck Schuldiner who apparently wrote The Philosopher about him) and wondered what the history was there.

Eh he’s super eccentric and that seems to clash with a lot of others. He seems like a really nice dude though.

Omnikin posted:

Need more music for lifting. I've been going through the related artist tab on Spotify and gone through: Bolt Thrower, Vader, Deicide, Obituary, and Suffocation today. Still have plenty of albums from them to listen to but I would appreciate any further recs

MESHUGGAH

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
He has a chill stoner persona but his history suggests that he is, indeed, a messy bitch who lives for drama

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
plus the dude sounds like a robot so people probably get irritated by that

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AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

Omnikin posted:

Need more music for lifting. I've been going through the related artist tab on Spotify and gone through: Bolt Thrower, Vader, Deicide, Obituary, and Suffocation today. Still have plenty of albums from them to listen to but I would appreciate any further recs

Dying Fetus
Cannibal Corpse
Decapitated (only albums prior to 2010, this is important!)

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