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I actually said to myself, "thank God I'm not a big enough sperg that I actually understood that quote"
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Jan 23, 2018 14:37
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I got the Simpsons reference and I guess the rest is about doing a speed run of the original Super Mario game but I don't know if the names mean anything.
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Jan 23, 2018 15:25
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For the uninitiated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A Stick with it, trust me. You're in for a ride.
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Jan 23, 2018 15:30
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I got the Simpsons reference and I guess the rest is about doing a speed run of the original Super Mario game but I don't know if the names mean anything. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A E: fb. Took too long to figure out how to embed thison phone.  Just so this post contains something, lol at calling 64 "the original Super Mario".
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Jan 23, 2018 15:33
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The sad part about that quote is that I've seen the Pannenkoek video and Steamed Hams parodies so many times that I was able to type that with almost no reference to the original material. I did have to look at steamed hams a couple times but I have almost the entire script memorized. So if you're feeling shame because you understood and laughed at that, imagine the shame I feel having typed it.
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Jan 23, 2018 17:09
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Is Steamed Hams only funny if you've seen the episode or am I missing something else?
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Jan 23, 2018 17:50
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Friend posted:Is Steamed Hams only funny if you've seen the episode or am I missing something else? mind the walrus has a new favorite as of 18:01 on Jan 23, 2018 |
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Jan 23, 2018 17:57
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A 2-man stumble leads to a 6-man alley-oop: Thread Title: Jobs Created, 1/23/18 Big Beef City posted:Figured this would be a Pick thread about longing to suck dick for a career. Voted 2. Ride The Gravitron posted:Pick strikes me as the kind of woman who don't suck dick Fried Watermelon posted:im the guy who talks about pick in random threads unprompted A Wizard of Goatse posted:what's the pay like Blue Raider posted:competitive apparently
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Jan 23, 2018 18:00
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Friend posted:Is Steamed Hams only funny if you've seen the episode or am I missing something else? http://cookywook.co.uk/blog/steamed-hams/ In short: it's punchy
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Jan 23, 2018 18:00
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Friend posted:Is Steamed Hams only funny if you've seen the episode or am I missing something else? Well, like most comedy scenes, it's funnier if you watch it than if you don't... But unlike most Simpsons scenes, there is literally no other context to it, the scene stands alone.
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Jan 23, 2018 18:15
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It helps to know what Skinner and Chalmers' relationship is like in the show prior to watching it, but even that's not really necessary. Vaudeville is about right -- it's just an absurdist back-and-forth like you might see in Abbott and Costello, and if you don't find it funny your brain is probably busted.
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Jan 23, 2018 18:28
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Sagebrush posted:It helps to know what Skinner and Chalmers' relationship is like in the show prior to watching it, but even that's not really necessary. Yeah the article that Big Grunty Secret posted points out that the first few lines of the sketch pretty much encapsulates their entire relationship in just a few words: quote:CHALMERS
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Jan 23, 2018 18:50
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I mean it's amusing, but the internet sure is obsessed with it lately. I watched Simpsons enough to know the characters and everything, but infrequently enough that I honestly couldn't tell if this was an example of the peak or nadir of The Simpsons. Anyway here's some content: CelticPredator posted:But doctor
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Jan 23, 2018 18:53
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Friend posted:I mean it's amusing, but the internet sure is obsessed with it lately. I watched Simpsons enough to know the characters and everything, but infrequently enough that I honestly couldn't tell if this was an example of the peak or nadir of The Simpsons. It sounds weird to make an objective assessment of quality, and I admit I have my biases, but when you lay out all the episodes end to end you can see a steady shift in quality around the start of Season 9. It isn't a hard switch, which is why some fans quibble, but I honestly don't think they've done any research because the episode list really does speak for itself. The average dips and by the end of Season 10 is trenched firmly in "crap" territory. Yes I know it's sad to know/care this much but I spent the time researching so I'm going to use it.
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Jan 23, 2018 19:05
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Friend posted:I mean it's amusing, but the internet sure is obsessed with it lately. I watched Simpsons enough to know the characters and everything, but infrequently enough that I honestly couldn't tell if this was an example of the peak or nadir of The Simpsons. It's not my favorite scene in the Simpsons by a long shot, but I like it a lot.
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Jan 23, 2018 19:15
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Half the reason why Steamed Hams works so well to riff on is that it's a short story. It's a full skit. No starting out of nowhere without context and no abrupt ends. You can twist and warp it into the most bizarre and abstract humour but at its core it's telling a little tale.
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Jan 23, 2018 20:26
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It's remixed so often because people decided that a repeated setup leading into references to other things you may have heard of is entertainment. It is the new millennium's "how many X does it take to screw in a light bulb" joke and just about as amusing.
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Jan 23, 2018 22:00
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"It's the same exact joke!"
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Jan 23, 2018 22:06
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Comptroll The Forums posted:It's remixed so often because people decided that a repeated setup leading into references to other things you may have heard of is entertainment. It is the new millennium's "how many X does it take to screw in a light bulb" joke and just about as amusing. Sheesh who ruined your roast?
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Jan 23, 2018 22:10
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The worst part about me spending 20 minutes typing up a steamed hams parody at 2am is that I never watched more than like 3 episodes of the Simpsons; I only know anything about it from memes. kill me
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Jan 23, 2018 22:37
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The first 9 or 10 seasons are basically peak TV and a lot of it is available on Youtube although often cut up into tiny bits. Watch those seasons and then just stop and pretend it got cancelled and you'll have a much deeper understanding of the memes.
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Jan 23, 2018 22:40
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Everybody should watch the Simpsons gently caress man i didn't think anyone would need to be told but here we loving are
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Jan 23, 2018 22:46
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Took a screenshot because the post/avatar combo cracked me up.
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Jan 23, 2018 23:03
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Y'know, I don't think anyone ever put this one up, but it makes me laugh. I'm probably all ash inside though.Mike-o posted:I. SITUATION
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Jan 23, 2018 23:54
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:Y'know, I don't think anyone ever put this one up, but it makes me laugh. I'm probably all ash inside though. It's "Aight don't be tripping yo" for a new generation of Goons.
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Jan 24, 2018 00:07
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Ariong posted:Please click through because this thread has a guy making, hand on bible, three seperate posts about how not mad he is about his new red title. Dog Jones' odyssey from boring troll to incredibly smart and cool puppetmaster who was rolling with the punches all along deserves to be seen: Dog Jones posted:
Dog Jones posted:Real tohugh, but I doubt you would be 'lolling' at his crossed eyes and huge man titties, if you were a child who was being raped by him.  Dog Jones posted:Ummm a red title is a strange way of saying "thanks dog jones for a solid joke". Its more like a way of saying "I loving hate you dog jones. I want you to pay money for making a joke, I hope your posts about only being able to afford to eat a hot dog every evening are true so you starve because of your joke. I hope you werent making another joke when you said the only way u can warm the dogs up is to put them in your boot you walked in all day, that way maybe you will die of beef poisoning." Dog Jones posted:Uhhh the reason they did that is cos I now to get my avatar back I have to spend my own 10 dollar bill (or bills? so poor I do not know if they make bills that large. ) Dog Jones posted:*looks again at custom title in shame, 100% owned by the goon of my n ightmares* Ugh... Now I know how the kids in the story feel, after being raped by the fat ugly man. lmao Dog Jones posted:I would be proud if the joke brought laughter to others. Instead, the joke brought on a torrent of cruelty and hatred, the likes of which is unpreceedneted even for my trolls, and enemies. Consider: Dog Jones posted:Wow, Im guessing this is how a sociopath like you takes enjoyment in telling me my post was bad? Your idea of a funny troll is Hannibal Lectre mind games? Its ironic that you should do the opposite and make LESS cruel jokes, in my opinion. Dog Jones posted:I loving loved to get owned with this one. Imagine how bad you would gently caress me up on the boards If i took ten bucks out of yourt wallet and said you were a drug addict if you said that was BS. You would flame me off the boards and I would be called a genocidal bigot. but when you say it to me in the middle of one of the most humiliating compelte motherfucking blow outs in goon history, goon scientists are already busy craftinjg some flames to build on your theory. What drug am I addicted to? Cum ? Maybe poo poo? It would hurt my feelings to say im such a loving stupid rear end hole I actualy pay money to drink cum, as goons well know, so I wont even be surprised when we get to taht level of trolling me. Dog Jones posted:Goons will LOL for years straight at the fact that I never have had 10 dollars at once due to the complexity of managing that number of dollars, making it a medically impossible amount of dollars for me -- probably someone will read that and be inpired to invent a new way to call me a stupid dick head. Dog Jones posted:Hehe, I can see why you might think this, considering how weird those posts were. Dog Jones posted:Haha, it would be tight maybe setting up a LAN for dedicated posting space, you and me chillling with a full TOOL queue. when its time to post, we are dosing up on some military grade halluniacaiton drugs, straight up drinking agent orange or some poo poo other poo poo that is feared. Andd Tool Really Riffs his guitar right at the second we click login, Dog Jones posted:Not me -- I take hallucinogens and got to a freaky posting chamber to isolate myslef from friends and sunlight. nothing but me and a custom desktop PC, playstation 4 and TV for the sole reason of playing family guy DVDs in the background (only have one season and Ive been watching it for years). Dog Jones posted:Haha, I had that exact thought in those exact same words when I was trying to think up some retarded crazy poo poo to post before. Dog Jones posted:Thanks man, this post was big for me today, in light of the recent trials. I hope you are feeling the positive energy and channelling to you in turn.
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Guy Mann posted:Dog Jones' odyssey from boring troll to incredibly smart and cool puppetmaster who was rolling with the punches all along deserves to be seen: Those posts read like someone doing an impression of Roast Beef through a rag soaked in ether.
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Jan 24, 2018 01:58
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Ghostlight posted:I ask myself what kind of person would pay a river for a knife. I had never been glared at for laughing at my phone in public before, but Ghostlight, you did it, my man.
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Jan 24, 2018 04:15
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Well obviously you have to drop your knife in the river, then be honest with the river spirit about which knife is yours, to receive a gold and silver knife in return.
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Jan 24, 2018 06:57
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Inescapable Duck posted:Well obviously you have to drop your knife in the river, then be honest with the river spirit about which knife is yours, to receive a gold and silver knife in return. Dammit, Duck, that only works if you don't know about it! You've doomed us all to being stuck with our original knives!
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Inescapable Duck posted:Well obviously you have to drop your knife in the river, then be honest with the river spirit about which knife is yours, to receive a gold and silver knife in return. OH, this says "return" and not "rectum" Carry on then
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Jan 24, 2018 07:31
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Keming can be deceiving sometimes.
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Jan 24, 2018 07:34
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Karate Bastard posted:Keming can be deceiving sometimes. I am only quoting this because it was a good joke, and I want to get a pica the action.
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Jan 24, 2018 08:07
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remusclaw posted:I love you, you love me, now approaching hour three.
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:For the uninitiated: I hate myself for finding this fascinating. I mean, the whole "half press" semantics are dumb, but seeing people break games I'm familiar with is always interesting to me.
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Jan 24, 2018 13:40
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Choco1980 posted:I hate myself for finding this fascinating. I mean, the whole "half press" semantics are dumb, but seeing people break games I'm familiar with is always interesting to me. It's basically amortizing button presses. Pretty cool, I think.
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Jan 24, 2018 14:34
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Pastry of the Year posted:I had never been glared at for laughing at my phone in public before, but Ghostlight, you did it, my man. If you dredge it, you own it, that's Dredger's Law.
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Choco1980 posted:I hate myself for finding this fascinating. I mean, the whole "half press" semantics are dumb, but seeing people break games I'm familiar with is always interesting to me. I feel you, I'm in the same boat. Especially when breaking the game involves god drat parallel universes
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Kilmers Elbow posted:when your heterosexuality is being diagnosed (by real doctors no less) as a form class violence and you stubbornly refuse to accept your 'whiteness' is an admission of guilt it's a mystery why these teenage men fall straight into welcoming arms of the alt-right. Pener Kropoopkin posted:Somebody I'll never meet in real life called me transphobic on twitter, and now I'm thinking: was it really 6 million?
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