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Alaois posted:yourteamcheats.com was made by a massive Patriots homer who was insanely salty about the Patriots being punished for DEFLATEGATE Doesn't make it inaccurate.
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The Bloop posted:Doesn't make it inaccurate. if you can read this faq and come away thinking literally anything on this website is useful then you're dumber than dog poo poo
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The Bloop posted:Doesn't make it inaccurate. That it was made by a pats fan trying to show that they aren't the only team that cheats doesn't make it inaccurate, counting everything that vaguely looks like it might kind of be cheating even if it's a completely unsubstantiated accusation as a "confirmed case of cheating" and assigning them a completely arbitrary number of "cheatpoints" makes it inaccurate.
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The Bloop posted:Doesn't make it inaccurate. get a load of this guy
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The Bloop posted:Doesn't make it inaccurate. Tom?
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The Bloop posted:Doesn't make it inaccurate. I thought you were cool, man.
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The reason there's so much hate for the New England Patriots is that they keep ruining the hopes and dreams of the other teams in the league. Whether it's the Falcons or the Seahawks or the Bills or whoever, teams get on these hot streaks and fans start saying "this is going to be the year we go all the way!". Then they play the Pats and get wrecked. This leads to a lot of ad-hominem attacks and childlike name calling, along with accusations of cheating. But guess what? Your team cheats too. They all cheat. Chill out. http://yourteamcheats.com/ Oh man, I was late to this party. Have an image. 
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I think the only team in the playoffs that could have beat the Pats was the Jags. Now that they're out it's basically a forgone conclusion that the Pats are going to win. It's not going to be a blowout or anything, but the Jags D and offense are way better than the Eagles.
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So, in conclusion: gently caress. The Patriots.
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Jan 23, 2018 15:31
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Alaois posted:if you can read this faq and come away thinking literally anything on this website is useful then you're dumber than dog poo poo I hadn't given the site more than a cursory look over a year ago, actually. I didn't read the FAQ or anything. If it's trash then mea culpa and I deserve a bunch of lolquotes. Frankly, I don't care that much. I like watching good plays way more than I care about who is making them. edit: And the source being a Pats fan doesn't make it inaccurate. It still might be bullshit obviously, but not for that reason. That's all I said and all I meant. The Bloop has a new favorite as of 15:40 on Jan 23, 2018 |
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Randaconda posted:I thought you were cool, man. Christ I don't know what gave you that impression but I'm not dogging the Jags or anything man. We can still be goonfriends
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mind the walrus posted:As a third party American who grew up near New York, as far as I can tell they're the Football blue bloods-- the snotty, prep school team of whitebread All-American jackoffs that always win despite having the culture of dried toast. The fiction we create in order to dramatize sports
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LargeHadron posted:The fiction we create in order to dramatize sports The NFL Is Scripted, Friend
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The Bananana posted:So, in conclusion: Also their fans. This site is old and defunct but the article sums it up perfectly: https://web.archive.org/web/20071102233818/http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/10/ksk-guide-to-being-insufferable-hole-s.html
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also one of their most ardent fans in the football subforum is an avowed Nazi so that doesn't endear anyone to them
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Alaois posted:also one of their most ardent fans in the football subforum is an avowed Nazi so that doesn't endear anyone to them Everybody is pretty sure that's Tahm under an internet alias, as well.
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I like the Giants and they’re the ultimate antidote to the Patriots. You know, only sometimes, but man did it own those 2 times.
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Alaois posted:if you can read this faq and come away thinking literally anything on this website is useful then you're dumber than dog poo poo Just lol at getting this worked up about football.
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Rolo posted:I like the Giants and they’re the ultimate antidote to the Patriots. The Onion skewered them beautifully the 1st time they lost to the Giants. Patriots' Season Perfect For Rest Of Nation quote:"The worst part for me is that none of them seem to enjoy playing football," said Lexington, KY-area mechanic Jack Colgrave. "Even when they were winning, all they did was taunt—Randy Moss taunting crowds, Wes Welker telling people they sucked, Brady sneering at the very idea they might get beat someday. What a bunch of absolutely perfect assholes." https://sports.theonion.com/patriots-season-perfect-for-rest-of-nation-1819569610
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Solice Kirsk posted:The problem with the Patriots is that every call goes their way, their quarterback is some sort of handsome football demigod, their coach can turn any rag tag group of players into champions, and their fans all talk like idiots. Funny how confirmation bias works. If I didn't have a life I'd edit together a compilation of all of the non-calls and bogus flags that went the other way; no one remembers guys climbing Gronk like a tree (to be fair, the only way to stop him) and the refs twiddling their thumbs. The refs have just been awful in general this year and have hosed every single team over multiple times.....but also helped every team by loving their opponent. Pats fans only remember the calls that hosed the team over, non-Pats-fans only remember the ones that hurt the other team, plus some legit calls on both sides that they refuse to see reason about simply because they don't like the result, and everyone hates everyone else. It's easier to say there's a conspiracy in the whole NFL to prop up the Patriots than to be rational. Phanatic posted:Also their fans. This site is old and defunct but the article sums it up perfectly: I just love how worked up people get over it, poo poo that is not socially acceptable at all but football gives them a pass....guys trying to start poo poo with me in a Publix because I'm wearing a Patriots hoodie the one day of the year it's cold in FL. gently caress me for growing up 20 miles from Foxboro I guess?  Football fans in general just suck, and I appear to be in the minority that can just watch my own team each season and not yell at people in supermarkets because they like a team that beat the team I like  Actual content in this thread that's supposed to be full of funny pictures: 
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Solice Kirsk posted:their coach can turn any rag tag group of players into champions, Man everyone seems to forget that Belichick was the head coach for the Browns before they got shipped off to Baltimore. And they sucked then too. Disclaimer: I really don't care about football, so I don't know if that means anything; I just used to laugh about the home team here being one of the worst in all of sport but now it's not even worth it root beer has a new favorite as of 17:12 on Jan 23, 2018 |
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BaronVonVaderham posted:I just love how worked up people get over it, poo poo that is not socially acceptable at all but football gives them a pass....guys trying to start poo poo with me in a Publix because I'm wearing a Patriots hoodie the one day of the year it's cold in FL. gently caress me for growing up 20 miles from Foxboro I guess? Seriously, gently caress "gently caress their fans" because that includes little kids and passive sports fans who happen to live in a geographical area like my dear nana. Root for your home teams! Where you are from and where you live! I have lived in FL for over a decade and root for the Jags but I'm going to root for my childhood home team forever too and gently caress whoever wants to be a judgemental tool about it.
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The Bloop posted:Seriously, gently caress "gently caress their fans" because that includes little kids and passive sports fans who happen to live in a geographical area like my dear nana. This is where the whole sports derail should end. Support who you want, don't be a dick about it, post funny pictures. Or, if you want to be a raging rear end in a top hat, go to the part of the forum dedicated to just that, and leave the rest of us alone.
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I like the Pats because Tom Brady is Gisele Bundchen's husband and that's the closest we will get to a brazilian winning the Super Bowl  Funnies:  https://twitter.com/lusxt/status/951245925401481216  https://twitter.com/Playing_Dad/status/944750955593072640  https://twitter.com/Ygrene/status/838477646413639680  https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/907445802368360448   https://www.artstation.com/tomislav
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Milo and POTUS posted:This didn't happen actually but it really should have. In truth they worked very well and on the designated mock village were judged to be even more effective than conventional incendiary bombing. Shut the gently caress off the program was narrated by the guy who played that guy who peed his pants in Fringe so it has to be true.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Shut the gently caress off the program was narrated by the guy who played that guy who peed his pants in Fringe so it has to be true. Listen pal, we're arguing about how much we hate the patriots now
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Son of Rodney posted:Ignore this, looking for a post of mine. I hope you find whatever post it is you're looking for. Good luck.
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Son of Rodney posted:Ignore this, looking for a post of mine. Just hit any of the question marks next to any post and change the resulting url to have your user ID at the end (92905)
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In all of this Superbowl furor, please remember the Dallas homers who are faced with the choice of rooting for the Pats or the Eagles. Go P-*vomits into mouth a little*
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:I appreciate this, and you. I was pretty proud of it.
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Clitch posted:In all of this Superbowl furor, please remember the Dallas homers who are faced with the choice of rooting for the Pats or the Eagles. Most Cowboys fans I know are rooting for the Cowboys to win, despite them not playing. It's a really deep delusion. You mention that they're not in the game and they start going on about rings.
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I don't watch football unless I'm working on a Sunday. The only Patriots game I saw this year Rob Gronkowski did a flying elbow drop on a guy that was lying face down on the ground after the play had ended. The opposing team was penalized 15 yards for complaining about it.
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rodbeard posted:I don't watch football unless I'm working on a Sunday. The only Patriots game I saw this year Rob Gronkowski did a flying elbow drop on a guy that was lying face down on the ground after the play had ended. The opposing team was penalized 15 yards for complaining about it.
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Elysiume posted:I don't watch football in general, but this post is making me want to. here's a handy chart that should stop that in its tracks  If you're watching 4 hours of NFL, you're getting just under 20 minutes of actual football, and most of that will be boring. Watch a highlight package afterwards.
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Memento posted:here's a handy chart that should stop that in its tracks Statistics like this come up a lot, but "players standing around between plays" is significant. Seeing the way they line up, the pre-snap motion, that's just as much a part of the game as the actual "gameplay."
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Elysiume posted:I don't watch football in general, but this post is making me want to. The only football game you ever need to know about is this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doZzrsDJo-4
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.