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big nipples big life posted:A man who never eats pork bun is never a whole man!  e:taxxe 
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Dementropy posted:
Stay frosty.
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Jan 26, 2018 02:28
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trucutru posted:Filthy gold digging females tricking honest hard working citizens into mating with them for their papers. Stupid girls are dumb and wreck the cool games all the time. If we want to keep the game awesome the only females in the game need to be battered and helpless and when the awesome and strong male specimens save them they open their legs like blooming flowers to get plowed hard. 30 seconds later the bitches cry “thank you for impregnating me master!” This is how it goes, and loving Full Burn is being rage played by Slice The Cake behind the superior male while dicks shoot out of guns and chain saws cut down flowers and pretty girl poo poo stupid girls like.  https://youtu.be/dga01T6gYbU
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Jan 26, 2018 02:42
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Nice meltdown.
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Jan 26, 2018 02:45
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I only aim for the best meltdowns with nuclear ferocity! 
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Jan 26, 2018 02:56
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Jan 26, 2018 03:02
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New website is up. e: Tracker is still there. There's a roadmap page with pretty pictures. Hamill still looks constipated. Pixelate fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Jan 26, 2018 |
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Jan 26, 2018 03:10
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they will steal literally anything won't they? (insert "it's full of stars" famous shot from 2001 a space oddessy that they are clearly aping that won't loving show up) edit: 
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Jan 26, 2018 03:15
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Pixelate posted:New website is up. Very interesting. I know they’d sent signals but I’m still surprised.  they just rolled out megawhale bribing with free F8 Lightning’s for Concierge tier.
G0RF fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Jan 26, 2018 |
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Jan 26, 2018 03:15
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Pixelate posted:New website is up. Glad they are still using that 3 year old render of Hamill everywhere.
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Jan 26, 2018 03:16
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G0RF posted:Very interesting. I know they’d sent signals but I’m still surprised. My bad, it's just a bastard to negotiate until you remove Hamill's face. Tracker is still there. e: Weirdly the 'in production' Javelin and other Capital Ships aren't slated for 2018 though. You'd think they'd be a shoe in.
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Jan 26, 2018 03:16
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Pixelate posted:My bad, it's just a bastard to negotiate until you remove Hamill's face. Tracker is still there. They can’t let it goooooooooooooh!
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Jan 26, 2018 03:26
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Not sure they really checked the design on mobile.
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Jan 26, 2018 03:27
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quote:Your Current Chairman Club Level & Rewards: Sorry my mistake. It’s for the $10k tier. Twerk is going to be so pleased. G0RF fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Jan 26, 2018 |
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Jan 26, 2018 03:30
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hahaha the new roadmap is hilarious They are aping what subnautica did instead of showing how things slowly come together they show that they have no loving clue about project management. Holy poo poo NOTHING gameplaywise has been touched on for 3.2. The only things that have a semblance of proper management is the ship pipeline.
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Jan 26, 2018 03:33
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Cao Ni Ma posted:hahaha the new roadmap is hilarious Yeah I noticed that basically anything new or of any substance is 6 months out. At this rate it'll be 2021 before there's a playable game.
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Jan 26, 2018 03:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H15Zq72lu3k Climb upon my claimed land deed, Then we gonna pledge gonna smoke some dweeb. Climb upon my big-rear end deed, And pledge, pledge, pledge. Weeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee, What's the name of the contract, Exclusivo! I am not a lawyer, But it's good to go. What's the name of my spaceship I don't know, But she's built like some poo poo And she's good to go, no, She's good to go? Not good to go. We are fuelled by Ortwin, Yes we're schooled by Ortwin. Fuelled by Ortwin! Writin' those tasty checks just as fast as he can. Schooled by Ortwin! We were the investors of the cosmic rear end in a top hat code. We've come to blow your wallet, We've come to blow your dough. We've come to fuckin' crow, We've come to shill the show. We've come so fuckin' slow, You know it, you know it! Weeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee, What's the name of the contract, Exclusivo! Don't know what it's about But it's good to riddle-ah! [spoken] I am not one of you. I come from an ancient time. I am known as The Kicker of FUD. I am also known as The Derek Crusher! Exclusivo.
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Jan 26, 2018 03:37
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SoftNum posted:they will steal literally anything won't they?  http://i.imgur.com/0XECm4p.mp4
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Jan 26, 2018 03:44
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quote:They call you Wing Commander, and with good reason. Life is full of unexpected twists and turns, but whatever it tosses your way, you face head on. Each obstacle is only another challenge for you to conquer, another story for you to tell, another reason why you’re a Wing Commander. Actually, there at least $10,000 reasons why you're a Wing Commander. quote:A rank of distinction, the title of Space Marshal shows that you have claimed your place among the stars. While others may be wary of the unknown, you seek out knowledge and new experiences everyday. For you the night sky is filled with adventures waiting to be had. They say fortune favors the bold, and being a Space Marshal is proof of that. Fortune favors those who boldly charge $5,000+ to their credit cards. quote:The rank of Grand Admiral is one that is coveted by many and earned by few. Patience, forethought, and careful strategy have seen to it that you have succeeded where others have only met failure. While some may call you lucky, it is thanks to your skill and enduring fortitude that you have earned being called Grand Admiral. It is thanks to your $2,500+ that you have earned being called Grand Admiral. quote:Jacopo Top Hat & Monocle: As part of their Dafne collection, Derion is proud to present their Jacopo line of accessories. Perfect for an elegant night on the town, this diamond-laminate monocle with tungsten chain and gossamer-lined top hat was commissioned in honor of the Port Retanus Metropolitan Opera House Quincentennial and features the latest upgradable optiVis interface for unmatched comfort. 
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Jan 26, 2018 03:44
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G0RF posted:Very interesting. I know they’d sent signals but I’m still surprised. It's not pay to win, it's paid to win. They got us again.
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Jan 26, 2018 03:45
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SoftNum posted:Yeah I noticed that basically anything new or of any substance is 6 months out. Its not that its supposed to be 6 months out, its that they think they can prototype, test, fix, reiterate something that has 17 entries in gameplay section in the three months from april to june. Something as massive as mining as they were originally talking about. Haha the more I read the dumber it gets. "Pay someone to fix your ship" on the 3.2 patch, the actual gameplay for fixing someones ship wont be implemented till 3.3. Art imitates life
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Jan 26, 2018 03:46
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Cao Ni Ma posted:hahaha the new roadmap is hilarious "aping game x" is par for the course.
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Jan 26, 2018 03:48
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A Starhova Witness 
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Jan 26, 2018 03:50
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Dusty Lens posted:It's not pay to win, it's paid to win. They got us again. I’m very curious what the reactions will be from the chattering classes. Redacted, Captain’s Table and Relay all will surely have things to say. I suspect we will hear lots of resigned sighs. I am very excited about Chris being Lando’s guest on RTV tomorrow. It’s been too long since we’ve been able to gather at the knee of his Excellency and bask in his benevolent wisdom.
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Jan 26, 2018 03:52
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Cao Ni Ma posted:hahaha the new roadmap is hilarious Cargo cult project management
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Jan 26, 2018 03:53
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 Star Citizen in Winners: Ships Losers: Everything else
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Pixelate posted:New website is up. playable female characters is loving Q4 lmao
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So, Elite dropped 3.0 a month late. See below on how Star Citizen's marketing 1-Up's Elite. Literally. Star Citizen - Alpha 1 : August 29, 2013 - hangar module Elite:DNGRS - Alpha 1 : December 2013 - fully playable series of missions Star Citizen - Alpha 1.2 : June 4, 2014 - Arena commander! Elite:DNGRS - 1.0 : December 16 2014 - Commercial release Star Citizen - Alpha 2.0 : December 11, 2015 - Mini PU! Persistance! Woo! Elite:DNGRS - 2.0 : December 15 2015 - Horizons Star citizen - Alpha 3.0 : December 24, 2017 - Bigger PU! Shopping! Missions! Landings! Elite: DNGRS - 3.0 Beta1 : Jan 25 2018 - Beyond I didn't include in all the patches as that would make a mess of everything. Just the big ones involved.
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The Titanic posted:I sure hope they don’t run out of Thorshu Greys before I can buy one of the orange little buggers!  SHTANK
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Jan 26, 2018 04:07
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G0RF posted:Sorry my mistake. It’s for the $10k tier. lma loving o someone post all the people who got mad at me last week for saying they were gonna sell the lightning.
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Jan 26, 2018 04:08
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God drat reddit is some salty motherfuckers
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Beet Wagon posted:lma loving o someone post all the people who got mad at me last week for saying they were gonna sell the lightning. There’s a funny discussion on the last Redacted about this very thing. Bored was like “we don’t know that they’re going to sell it.” Twerk just shook his head, “we know they’re gonna sell it.” Well technically they didn’t so everything is cool and good!
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G0RF posted:There’s a funny discussion on the last Redacted about this very thing. Actually, I'm not so sure about that. Look at the wording for the 'Wing Commander' rewards in the email: quote:In-Game Rewards I think they're gonna make Wing Commanders buy them
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People in concierge chat are still figuring out the Legatus Navium rank, but it's at least $25k+ Ben said recently that the role of the F8 has changed. Seems like it's new role is as a whaler class vessel. Tokamak fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Jan 26, 2018 |
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Jan 26, 2018 04:38
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Tokamak posted:People in concierge chat are still figuring out the Legatus Navium rank, but it's at least $25k+ I've seen the "Legatus Navium" title on the Arena Commander leaderboards, so I'm not sure it's tied to a pledge rank (at least it wasn't at that time).
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Jan 26, 2018 04:43
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Lightning in a $10,000 bottle.
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boviscopophobic posted:I've seen the "Legatus Navium" title on the Arena Commander leaderboards, so I'm not sure it's tied to a pledge rank (at least it wasn't at that time). They have refactored the pledging ranks and requirements with the new program.
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Years ago the F8 was a ridiculously secret ship, intended to be some kind of ultra-badass top tier endgame for Squadron 42. Now it's just another punchline in the great joke that is Star Citizen.
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