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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Daveski posted:

also why does bull semen look like those packets of butter they have at restaurants. so many questions
Bull, yon cubes

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gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

Proteus Jones posted:

Well, what do you put on toasted bagels?

I mean, not bull semen

The Bloop posted:

Bull, yon cubes

:golfclap:

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

The MSJ posted:

More news from Sheogorath's favorite state and person.



I can't seem to find an actual article about this, just websites sharing that same image. Got a link?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Feel like I’ve seen that mugshot attached to other articles.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Dienes posted:

I can't seem to find an actual article about this, just websites sharing that same image. Got a link?

I've seen pics like that before. From what I can see, if it's just a picture but no article it's fake.

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone




Ape Agitator
Feb 19, 2004

Soylent Green is Monkeys
College Slice

I want to see this movie.

Edit: Oceanliner's 40

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/956564996363874306

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

chitoryu12 posted:

I've seen pics like that before. From what I can see, if it's just a picture but no article it's fake.

I know but I want to believe.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Guggenheim Museum Offers Used, Solid-Gold Toilet to the Trumps

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Krankenstyle posted:

Feel like I’ve seen that mugshot attached to other articles.

:same:

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Greatest museum troll I have ever seen.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Literally unbelievable.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




http://www.nbc-2.com/story/24347195/man-arrested-for-assault-with-banana

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

This loving rules

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



What nonsense everyone knows that the male genitalia is not removable and therefore he could not possibly throw it at her.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

This reads like it was written by one of the women, it's great.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Say Nothing posted:

Literally unbelievable.



the onion's still got it :allears:

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U90dnUbZMmM

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Dammit Jesus, you were supposed to take the wheel!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

She just better be glad he didn't have a bunch of loganberries.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

What nonsense everyone knows that the male genitalia is not removable and therefore he could not possibly throw it at her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

What nonsense everyone knows that the male genitalia is not removable and therefore he could not possibly throw it at her.

erm genitalia is plural. you wanna say the male genitalium is not removable :|

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Krankenstyle posted:

erm genitalia is plural. you wanna say the male genitalium is not removable :|

Not with that attitude.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Volcott posted:

Not with that attitude.

dang i hosed up

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Johnny Aztec posted:

She just better be glad he didn't have a bunch of loganberries.

They were lingonberries.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
What about a pointéd stick?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Krankenstyle posted:

the male genitalium :|

You only have one?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Bertrand Hustle posted:

You only have one?

I used to, now I have male genitrgpodes

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
But the giant Dungeons & Dragons die floating through space is not a critical hit.

:rolldice:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



no longer a fan of selfmade rocketeers named peter

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Bertrand Hustle posted:

You only have one?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


They should refer to him as a Lord and pretend that he actually represented the UK in the brexit negotiations.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Former DILF posted:

the onion's still got it :allears:

Oh no!

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Pasco County. Of course it's Florida.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!


*ADR overdub* "That's gotta hurt!"

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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
no big surprise,

Florida is officially the crème de la crappy of all 50 states, ranking dead last on a list of best to worst locations in America.

http://www.newsweek.com/florida-worst-state-country-794175

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